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widespread123



Joined: 12 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:35 pm    Post subject: I finally got circumsized :) Reply with quote

I live in Itaewon and have been hearing the trucks selling potatoes and circumsizions through the loud-speakers every single morning. I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue so I decided to go for it. I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion (15,000won that included a bottle of Soju to numb the pain). I was hauled into the back of a minivan where an old ajumma was squatting in the dark with a pair of scissors. I downed the bottle of soju and let her work her magic. It was quick, although painful. Luckily, it was a holiday and I didn't have to work that day. Now I am starting to heal and I feel much more confident. Thanks jochi-snipping ajumma Razz
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How old are you? Aren't you a little young to be getting a Korean circumcision?
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Alyallen



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:38 pm    Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) Reply with quote

widespread123 wrote:
I live in Itaewon and have been hearing the trucks selling potatoes and circumsizions through the loud-speakers every single morning. I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue so I decided to go for it. I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion (15,000won that included a bottle of Soju to numb the pain). I was hauled into the back of a minivan where an old ajumma was squatting in the dark with a pair of scissors. I downed the bottle of soju and let her work her magic. It was quick, although painful. Luckily, it was a holiday and I didn't have to work that day. Now I am starting to heal and I feel much more confident. Thanks jochi-snipping ajumma Razz


Shocked


What? WHAT! WHAT?!!
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thebomb



Joined: 13 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone found the mushroom stash Shocked
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sirfro



Joined: 01 Dec 2006
Location: Guui-dong...lol

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:48 pm    Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) Reply with quote

Alyallen wrote:
Shocked


What? WHAT! WHAT?!!



My sentiments, exactly.
You can't be serious...?
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems like you chase the wrong girls Laughing
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swetepete



Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) Reply with quote

widespread123 wrote:
I have been constantly turned down by Korean girls because of this issue...


Really? Wow! Are there conservative Jew Korean girls now? I want one too!
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...hell fukkin yeah there are and I'm nailing every one of them!
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got a tip for us? Mad <----- the cringe
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blade



Joined: 30 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:53 am    Post subject: Re: I finally got circumsized :) Reply with quote

widespread123 wrote:
I went down to the street bought a sack of potatoes and a circumsizion


What did you say? Could I have bag of potatoes and a circumcision please? Laughing
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