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just another day

haha ok just a lighthearted thread. whats the funniest thing a kid in your class has said to you?

PeterDragon · Joined: 15 Feb 2007

A couple of my middle school students, Apple and Laura (both girls) found out that I was from "near Chicago". I don't bother telling Koreans I'm from Wisconsin, cuz most of them have never heard of it. And of course most Korean women over the age of twelve seem to know that Chicago gave the world Oprah Winfrey.

APPLE: Teacher, have you ever met Oprah?

ME: No.

APPLE: Did you ever go to see her show?

ME: No.

LAURA: Why?

ME: I don't like Oprah.

LAURA: Why?

ME: Because she says men are evil.

(Awkward Pause.)

APPLE: But... teacher, men ARE evil.

LAURA: (Glaring at Apple) Don't SAYYYY! He'll give us bad grades.

Oreovictim · Joined: 23 Aug 2006

I'm from Northern Illinois, and I just tell my students that I'm from Chicago, too.

One of my students found out that I'm from America. He said, "Have you (makes machine gun shooting gestures) lots of people?" I just looked at him, gave him a joking serious look and said, ". . . Not yet."

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

I have a mixed child (Can/Kor)

Student: "Teacher, be careful. Only half and half so child must be a little... [points to head] not good."

denistron · Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Location: Busan

"People from Korea don't like wine because it is a warm country. People from cold countries like wine. Russians and Canadians really like wine."

seoulsucker · Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:23 am Post subject:

After my birthday party on a Thursday, I went to work hungover for the first time (not a weekday drinker) and one of my students took a good sniff and said, "Teacher, you smell like my dad."

luv2dance79 · Joined: 01 Jun 2007 Location: Suwon

It wasn't a kid...but one of my mothers said, "Paris Hilton make six billion won a year to have party and make trouble." I thought that was pretty funny.

shaunew · Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Calgary

What country is London in kids.

It's in Japan.
It's in America.
It's in the Africa.
It's in the Paris.

Has anyone heard of England.
Yes teacher.
That is where London is.

swetepete · Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Location: a limp little burg

Me: "I have green eyes. What color eyes do you have?"
Pupil: "I have browneye."

CentralCali · Joined: 17 May 2007

jaganath69 · Joined: 17 Jul 2003

When I first came here.

Dennis: Teacher, do you have girlfriend?

Me: No. I'm single.

Dennis: Oh, so teacher no f#ckee?

Me: uuuummmh.

Jacobbm · Joined: 24 Nov 2003 Location: Location, Location...

To one of my younger girl students, she thought hard about this answer...

Me: What day is it today?
Student:Spider!

One of my students called another student stupid. As I was lecturing them on why not to do this another student chimed in...

Me: Nobody in this class calls anyone stupid.
Student: And no "*beep* You"
Me: Shocked

Tim!
Student: Teacher I said "NO" *beep* you...
Me: Laughing

I-am-me · Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Location: Hermit Kingdom

I had a word test with the word "blow" in my 5th grade class. They had to make a sentence using the word. Female student came out with the sentence: "I blow you" I had a good chuckle and thinking, if only she were one of my adult students! Laughing

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

just another day · Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:09 am Post subject:

OMG! hahaha! this thread is so funny!

i dunno how you guys keep from laughing ur arse off in class.