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Guys: getting hit in the balls- how painful?
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject: Guys: getting hit in the balls- how painful? Reply with quote

What is it really like? As a woman, I can say that while playing sports (soccer and lacrosse), a hit on the chest or even one below the pelvis perhaps stung a little...but how do those knee-shots really feel like when you get hit in the person?
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just another day



Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if u are about to get raped, kick them in the balls hard. its as good as shooting them with a gun.

don't do it for any other reason tho.
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MollyBloom



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want some descriptive writing here!!
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just another day



Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
I want some descriptive writing here!!


thats sadistic!

hmm... i guess for a woman, imagine that dull deep pain during the painful period moments, and multiply by 100 intensely for 30 seconds, and that entire time, you run out of breathe and you see stars and you can't move.
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swetepete



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's quite unique...I've had some interesting injuries, and some really really hurt, but there's nothing like a nutting. It's a literally nauseating, deep, scary pain that makes you ache through your whole lower body.

Bouncers who fear litigation, or fear that the person they're evicting is good at fighting, will often do a little backhand slap to the nads to incapacitate the person before putting them into a jiujitsu hold. It's incredibly effective; the idea that you need to get your full weight into a nutshot is not really true. Even a half-hearted little zap is enough to cripple all but the most homicidal of freaks.

Tell me, though, what's it like getting punched in the boob? I hear that's pretty bad too.
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just another day



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

btw, what do i get for writing that?
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SuperHero



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

incapcitating and excruciating pain. one little half hearted finger flick will knock a guy on the floor.
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Getting kicked in the nuts doesn't hurt so much in the nuts per say.

Where you really feel pain is in the lower abdomin.


And it really stuns the guy.
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I makes you want to piss, crap your pants, puke, and die all at the same time
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Richard Krainium



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funny thing is, it doesn't have to be a hard hit.
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one little half hearted finger flick will knock a guy on the floor.
This is so true.
By far and away the most pressure sensitive spot on a man's body.

The pain? Gut wrenching and mind numbing. Just like in the cartoons with the birds and the stars circling around your head. You want to pass out just to stop the pain.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recently had epididymitis. Basically it felt like being kicked in the balls slowly over a long period of time. I think a large amount of the pain, and the reason we can't harden ourselves against it, is because of the psychological effect. If that part of our bodies is damaged then we're dead in the eyes of Darwin.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

like the worst of childbirth... but only for a couple of seconds,

then it's like stubbing your toe for several more seconds

then like a serious stomachache for a couple of minutes
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez Louise! Haven't had that experience since middle school, and hopefully never again.
But your graphic descriptions bring it all home again.
OW!
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Ekuboko



Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: ex-Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snaps to Miss Molly for starting this thread. Highly entertaining.

Is possible that there is any guy who has never had the experience
(been kicked, tweaked or flicked in the balls) ?



In answer to being punched in the boobs.. it hurts a bit, but I am sure being done in the nads is much, much worse...
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm being impatient, I know. But I imagine most of us have been smacked in the testiculars
either in a fight, during sports, or just by accident. It happens.


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