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Guys: getting hit in the balls- how painful?
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have never hit a guy on purpose, but only by mistake. Each time I felt awful, but the reaction time is always interesting. My boyfriend and I wrestle a lot, and I end up snapping him in the person sporadically. He looks stunned for about 2 seconds, then folds over in pain. Sorry, lover!!!

But what are the physical reasons for so much pain in that area? Is it because of the sensitivity of the scrotum itself? Are there a lot of nerve endings over a large area? Think about the small surface area of the fingertip...some people *beep* themselves daily for blood samples, and that does not hurt that much.

Also, does the size of the balls correlate to the amount of pain? Bigger balls equals more pain?

This should move into a ball appreciation thread! Long live the balls!!
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mikowee



Joined: 03 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked.
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LL Moonmanhead



Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was playing cricket back in my school days. The pitch was wet so we shouldn't really have been playing. I was running between wickets and slipped. My box (a piece of plastic that protects said region) slipped out of it's position as i fell. I fell with my full weight ( as i was holding the bat I didn't put my hands down to take the impact) onto the corner of the box, *beep* first.

It was without doubt the worst pain i've ever been in. They swelled up to about two times normal size and i was off school for 2 days. The pain continued and the swelling didn't go down. I was taken to the doctor who told me there was excess fluid in my sack. They basically cut open my ball sack to free the fluid.

All in all i was out of action for about 8 or 9 days. Walking like John Wayne for a good 3 weeks after that.
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikowee wrote:
I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked.



Too protected with the outer "layers." Unless it's a foot-longer.
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Smee



Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got hit from behind while playing hockey. I was a goalie, and took a puck off the post under my butt. Very painful, but like a poster above said, I felt the pain more in my gut.

That said, in the right hands the balls are a very underrated errogenous zone (pun intended).
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Sine qua non



Joined: 18 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
But what are the physical reasons for so much pain in that area? Is it because of the sensitivity of the scrotum itself?



It has nothing to do with the scrotum. That's just a piece of skin that you pull and stretch as much as you want, like a cheek or earlobe or loose neck skin.

The pain is from the, uh...blow to the *beep*.
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Jizzo T. Clown



Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
But what are the physical reasons for so much pain in that area? Is it because of the sensitivity of the scrotum itself?


A genital injury in a male is an injury to the pen1s, test1cles, or the structures within them. The injury may occur as a result of an accident, disease, trauma, or sexual assault.

What is going on in the body?

Since the male genitals are located outside of the body, they can easily be injured. Injuries can be mild, from a slight cut or accidental hit, to more severe trauma. The genitals are very sensitive to pain or injury because they have a large blood supply.


What are the signs and symptoms of the condition?

Symptoms of a genital injury in males can include:
# abdominal distress or pelvic pain
# bruising
# a collection of blood in one spot
# bleeding
# blood in the urine
# genital pain
# swelling
# a wound on the genitals
# painful urination, or inability to urinate
# foul smelling discharge from *beep*
# feeling faint

A male may have internal injury to the genitals without bleeding or pain.


http://www.medicineonline.com/
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cangel



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Truth be told, in my experience, about 75% of the time when a guy takes a shot to family jewels, he puts on quite a piece of acting. Most money shots never connect properly and usually end up hitting the leg(s) or higher up. In my personal experience, I have only had about a dozen true hits to the nads but oh momma, when you take a good shot, it just takes everything out of ya.

In the famous words of Roy Munsen, "You must have a really wide foot-you got both of 'em."
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
I have never hit a guy on purpose, but only by mistake. Each time I felt awful, but the reaction time is always interesting. My boyfriend and I wrestle a lot, and I end up snapping him in the person sporadically. He looks stunned for about 2 seconds, then folds over in pain. Sorry, lover!!!



Oh, yes. I've done this a couple of times too. Just messing about in bed and then...OOOPS! I've felt rather helpless and very sorry as I've watched the painful consequence unfold before my eyes.
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikowee wrote:
I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked.


uhh, dropkicked no. Having it treated like a doorbell isn't pleasant though. Mad
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

peppermint wrote:
mikowee wrote:
I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked.


uhh, dropkicked no. Having it treated like a doorbell isn't pleasant though. Mad


Ha! Quite right. Less is more...
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Sine qua non



Joined: 18 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's kind of like having a bad flu, but only in your crotch, and only for about an hour.
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HighTreason



Joined: 15 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MollyBloom wrote:
mikowee wrote:
I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked.



Too protected with the outer "layers." Unless it's a foot-longer.


Yeah, but if a woman were to spread her legs open and take a boot right to the axe wound, I bet it would come somewhat close. She would probably have to be either naked or wearing tights or some other incredibly pliable material, I would think, to ensure a direct hit. This would also hurt more if the clitorus were engorged (ie, the woman is sexually aroused) because of the extra blood flow to that region during this time.

That said, it will likely still not be a perfect simulation of getting kicked in the balls since the clitorus is more related to the pen1s than the balls.
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crusher_of_heads



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember pplaying tennis as an akward 15 year old-dead center of the court, took a ball right in the package.

That hurt.
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manlyboy



Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia

PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It breaks your will. I remember copping a hit there during a rugby league semi final. My team mates were screaming at me to get up. The coach was screaming at me to get up. Even I was telling myself to get up, but the body wasn't having any of it.
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