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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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 Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: Guys: getting hit in the balls- how painful? |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| What is it really like? As a woman, I can say that while playing sports (soccer and lacrosse), a hit on the chest or even one below the pelvis perhaps stung a little...but how do those knee-shots really feel like when you get hit in the person? |
Ever lightly bumped your nose playing and a sharp intensive pain shoots out that causes you to double over slightly as you instinctively cup your nose in your hands, trying to hold back the tears from your watery eyes?
Multiply that by...umm...a 100 and it's in your nether regions. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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| I'm sure females can have similar sensations. Try getting your clitoris dropkicked. |
Too protected with the outer "layers." Unless it's a foot-longer. |
Yeah, but if a woman were to spread her legs open and take a boot right to the axe wound, I bet it would come somewhat close. She would probably have to be either naked or wearing tights or some other incredibly pliable material, I would think, to ensure a direct hit. This would also hurt more if the clitorus were engorged (ie, the woman is sexually aroused) because of the extra blood flow to that region during this time.
That said, it will likely still not be a perfect simulation of getting kicked in the balls since the clitorus is more related to the pen1s than the balls. |
How thoughtful of you to have gone to all the trouble of writing that out.
But you're right. You'd probably get a better simulation if you could somehow arrange a good kick to the ovaries. |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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MollyBloom
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Do you think anyone ever volunteered to get kicked there for medical research?? |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| MollyBloom wrote: |
| Do you think anyone ever volunteered to get kicked there for medical research?? |
Scientists have subjected themselves to all sorts of diseases and injuries, from the plague to a black widow spider bite to car crashes, but kicked in the gonads?
Never in a million! |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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The human ballsack is an engineering fault - a true sign that "The Maker" is/was asleep at the wheel and is in fact nothing but a big ass hole.
If the brain is protected by a rock hard cranium and the heart is protected by a rack of ribs, why is the 'scrot left to dangle and flutter in the breeze? If i was in charge, them babies would be locked deep inside the body encased in a titanium shell lined with cotton batten. |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:40 am Post subject: |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
The human ballsack is an engineering fault - a true sign that "The Maker" is/was asleep at the wheel and is in fact nothing but a big ass hole.
If the brain is protected by a rock hard cranium and the heart is protected by a rack of ribs, why is the 'scrot left to dangle and flutter in the breeze? If i was in charge, them babies would be locked deep inside the body encased in a titanium shell lined with cotton batten. |
Hey, squatty, nice to see you around. I understand why this issue is, er, sensitive enough to draw you out of the woodwork.
I believe the answer (if your question was not rhetorical) is to do with the lower temperature involved in sperm production. Even bubble-wrap would have too much thermal retention. |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| squat toilet wrote: |
The human ballsack is an engineering fault - a true sign that "The Maker" is/was asleep at the wheel and is in fact nothing but a big ass hole.
If the brain is protected by a rock hard cranium and the heart is protected by a rack of ribs, why is the 'scrot left to dangle and flutter in the breeze? If i was in charge, them babies would be locked deep inside the body encased in a titanium shell lined with cotton batten. |
Hey, squatty, nice to see you around. I understand why this issue is, er, sensitive enough to draw you out of the woodwork.
I believe the answer (if your question was not rhetorical) is to do with the lower temperature involved in sperm production. Even bubble-wrap would have too much thermal retention. |
Yep, I couldn't hold back. When it comes to this particular issue, my voice just has to be heard Kermo.
I understand why the sack droops from the body but my point is that this design fault should have been corrected during the research and development phase. Think about it - the appendix has more protection than your average ballsack. The f*cking appendix! In terms of overall importance, the appendix is slightly above the baby toe nail (with the scrotum being third behind brain and heart edging out liver and kidneys for the bronze medal).
To illustrate how the scrotum should have been built, I have developed a detailed blueprint. I apologize to all the non-technically minded of you out there who no doubt won't have a damn clue what my brilliant schemata means. Just smile and nod.
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Ryst Helmut
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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in grade 12 me and my friends played a cruel game with each other. Walking around together at random times we would smack the other in the balls. it was seriously common for one of the 5 of us to be rolling on the floor/ground (or puddles if it was rainy). This lasted about 3 months before we stopped.
the pain was excruciating and I have no idea why we were so stupid. |
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The_Conservative
Joined: 15 Mar 2007
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in grade 12 me and my friends played a cruel game with each other. Walking around together at random times we would smack the other in the balls. it was seriously common for one of the 5 of us to be rolling on the floor/ground (or puddles if it was rainy). This lasted about 3 months before we stopped.
the pain was excruciating and I have no idea why we were so stupid. |
I would have worn a jockstrap or 'box' at all times. |
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swetepete
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Location: a limp little burg
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| Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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The bouncers at the bar I worked at in uni played that. They called it 'Ball Tag."
I guess they were all ingrown homosexsuals. They told me a story once of a funny trick they did at the other bar they worked at.
This is not a funny story. It's really gross and disturbing and probably true. Don't read it.
A busboy had put some food in the staff fridge, and the bouncers ate it and laughed at him. Busboy was mad, so he plotted revenge. The next night he left a plate of fudge brownies in the fridge, all of which were laden with strong laxatives. The bouncers ate them and had a very difficult night; they couldn't sit on their stools looking tough like usual, as they were all constantly running for the bathroom to jet out their poopy froths.
So, the next night, they sodomized the busboy with a beer bottle.
Ball Tag is for morons. |
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squat toilet
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