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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Getting nasty.
bump and grind |
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chasmmi
Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Location: Ulsan
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:44 am Post subject: |
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slap and tickle
knobbing
hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
rogering
bumming (only one kind of 'special' sex there)
searching for the one eyed trouser snake |
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The Bobster
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| I like "getting it on" or "get it on"...Makes me think of Barry White for some reason.... |
Yeah, I don't know why, either. The song was done by Marvin Gaye.
Kids these days ... don't y'all got no edumacation? |
I consider Barry White (R.I.P.) to be more sexual with his music than Marvin Gaye (R.I.P.). It's a close race but only ONE of them has shared non-dirtnap time with moi.  |
Say no more, squire, say no more. I honestly don't want to know as much as I do now!
And you are very wrong. It's a sad day when a white boy from the California 'burbs has to edumacate an African-American woman about soul music. There WERE some people singing before Tupac Shapir came around, you know. Marvin is, was, and will ever be, the deity of the genre. That is simply all. Look it up, and memorize it, write it on the back of your hand if you need to do that help you remember.
Barry White? Please, do not tempt me to vomit again as you did just now. |
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Alyallen
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Location: The 4th Greatest Place on Earth = Jeonju!!!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| The Bobster wrote: |
| Alyallen wrote: |
| The Bobster wrote: |
| Alyallen wrote: |
| I like "getting it on" or "get it on"...Makes me think of Barry White for some reason.... |
Yeah, I don't know why, either. The song was done by Marvin Gaye.
Kids these days ... don't y'all got no edumacation? |
I consider Barry White (R.I.P.) to be more sexual with his music than Marvin Gaye (R.I.P.). It's a close race but only ONE of them has shared non-dirtnap time with moi. |
Say no more, squire, say no more. I honestly don't want to know as much as I do now!
And you are very wrong. It's a sad day when a white boy from the California 'burbs has to edumacate an African-American woman about soul music. There WERE some people singing before Tupac Shapir came around, you know. Marvin is, was, and will ever be, the deity of the genre. That is simply all. Look it up, and memorize it, write it on the back of your hand if you need to do that help you remember.
Barry White? Please, do not tempt me to vomit again as you did just now. |
1. I'm Black not African American....
2. You are trying to tell me that my preference is wrong? Gee...Thanks. I suppose for your next trick you are going to tell me what I should eat I said that I though Barry White's music typified that sort of "let's get it on" vibe, which is the expression I used since it is a lovely euphemism for sex which is ultimately the point of this thread not because I thought that Barry White wrote "Let's Get it On." Jeez...quite being so dense.
So let me make this even worse.... Luther Vandross > Marvin Gaye. And I sincerely hope you throw up.
P.S. When I said, non-dirt nap time means that one of them was actually alive during my relatively short life span. |
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venus
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: Near Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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I like -
Getting down 'n dirty.
Tapping that ass.
I like it when a girl says - 'give it to me.' or simply, the old classic 'f*ck me' and if it's followed by a lusty 'hard' or 'from behind' this would never fail to turn me real wild.
I must admit if a girl came out with any of the more decriptive meat related quips such as 'pump my vertical bacon sarnie with your purple headed custard chucker' or 'I want your pork sword in my meat flaps.' - I'd actually p*ss myself laughing and after eventually managing to pick myself up off the floor, she'd have to act real sexy or do something very quickly to regain her dignity or else I'd be out of there like a shot!!!!
Ha ha.
So a couple of questions -
1. What's the sexiest way a partner has asked you for some action?
2. What's the most ridiculous off-putting thing you've heard from a partner?
3. What's the most cringeworthy way you've ever made the suggestion...?
For me 1. - see my fourth paragraph. Also 'you can do anything you want to me.'
2. I haven't yet, girls just don't come out with cr@p like that and if they did; it would only be as an obvious joke.
3. I haven't thankfully.
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RedRob
Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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I have a chick mate who referes to drunk sex as....Scrunting!
Screw/Grunt/Drunk I dunno, cracks me up tho' |
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Squid
Joined: 25 Jul 2003
Location: Sunny Anyang
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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beachbumNC
Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Gumi
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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bone, boning
bang, banging
a deep d1cking
pounding it deep
beat it out |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| RedRob wrote: |
I have a chick mate who referes to drunk sex as....Scrunting!
Screw/Grunt/Drunk I dunno, cracks me up tho' |
I like it. |
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darkhorse_NZ
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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worst ones have got to be:
scraping
AND
tearing
as in: "giz a scrape", "let us have a tear at ya love!"
first heard these on this doco about a hick Aussie town called Cunnamulla. |
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MANDRL
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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-bangalanging, I guess a version of 'banging'
I once worked with this dude who was quite the ladies man. One of his stories included the phrase, "so, as I was beating dem guts up...". |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Put yer fly in my soup, lill' boy 
Actually, really good foreplay is picking out her outfit at the store and she tries it on. I'm not talking about Fredricks or nothin'. I'm talking about a leather bomber's jacket with the fur ruff and straps, 'n she says to me sultry like, "shall I have 'er on?" And, I picture just the jacket.
I remember the _Gross Anatomy_ movie where the dude says to the chick, "Doctor, I have this swelling problem." I thought that that was clever. |
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migooknom
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| get it in |
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migooknom
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| lay the pipe |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| darkhorse_NZ wrote: |
worst ones have got to be:
scraping
AND
tearing
as in: "giz a scrape", "let us have a tear at ya love!"
first heard these on this doco about a hick Aussie town called Cunnamulla. |
The worst ones are always from the mouths of Aussie yobbos, aren't they? |
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