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mack4289
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 Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:31 am Post subject: best things to say to customs/immigration agents |
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This was a running joke all weekend. Pretty fun to try to come up with these. Here are a few good ones.
1. "What are the prisons like here?"
2. "How are the children in this country?"
3. "What kind of porn do you have to declare?"
4. "Does your country have an extradition agreement with my country?"
5. "Do criminal records show up when you put our names in the computer?"
6. "What are the public defectation laws like here?"
7. "How strict are the standards of proof for rape charges in this country?"
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Anything to declare???? Hell no... If I declared any of the shit I'm carrying you'd NEVER let me in... |
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IlIlNine
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Gunpo, Gyonggi, SoKo
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject: Re: best things to say to customs agents |
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| mack4289 wrote: |
This was a running joke all weekend. Pretty fun to try to come up with these. Here are a few good ones.
1. "What are the prisons like here?"
2. "How are the children in this country?"
4. "Does your country have an extradition agreement with my country?"
5. "Do criminal records show up when you put our names in the computer?"
6. "What are the public defectation laws like here?"
7. "How strict are the standards of proof for rape charges in this country?" |
What does any of this have to do with customs (ie. importing and exporting goods)? I really don't get it. |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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Steven Wright classic:
"Do you have any weapons or narcotics?"
"What do you need?" |
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mack4289
Joined: 06 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: Re: best things to say to customs agents |
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| IlIlNine wrote: |
| mack4289 wrote: |
This was a running joke all weekend. Pretty fun to try to come up with these. Here are a few good ones.
1. "What are the prisons like here?"
2. "How are the children in this country?"
4. "Does your country have an extradition agreement with my country?"
5. "Do criminal records show up when you put our names in the computer?"
6. "What are the public defectation laws like here?"
7. "How strict are the standards of proof for rape charges in this country?" |
What does any of this have to do with customs (ie. importing and exporting goods)? I really don't get it. |
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One more:
"Is treatment for AIDS costly in this country? Can I sell my blood to pay for it?" |
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