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Almond Tease makes me lol
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
LUCRETIA wrote:
See. Koreans DO read.




Brilliant! Laughing


looks like Almond Tease went to the GW Bush school of smart photo opping.


I saw this one video of Almond Tease where she and another Asian girl were both.. and this Canadian guy.. and 4 seconds later.. her face.. laughing and complaining about speed.. a memorable video.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


And how many of them are doing three way lesbian, A2M, or DP? Exactly. Almond Tease: 1, Seoul: 0


Okay, you've got a point there.
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Doogie



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


And how many of them are doing three way lesbian, A2M, or DP? Exactly. Almond Tease: 1, Seoul: 0

Laughing Laughing Laughing . If all the hotties in Seoul did all these things, I'd never leave. Laughing
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jdog2050



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doogie wrote:
jdog2050 wrote:
caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


And how many of them are doing three way lesbian, A2M, or DP? Exactly. Almond Tease: 1, Seoul: 0

Laughing Laughing Laughing . If all the hotties in Seoul did all these things, I'd never leave. Laughing


That's why I'm going to Thailand. ...Damn, did I just type that?
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Richard Krainium



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A2M? I got the rest...
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Richard Krainium wrote:
A2M? I got the rest...


You're probably better off not knowing.
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jdog2050



Joined: 17 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
Richard Krainium wrote:
A2M? I got the rest...


You're probably better off not knowing.


www.urbandictionary.com
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normalcyispasse



Joined: 27 Oct 2006
Location: Yeosu until the end of February WOOOOOOOO

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


And how many of them are doing three way lesbian, A2M, or DP? Exactly. Almond Tease: 1, Seoul: 0


*chokes*
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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I call it an ATM. She is pretty hot.
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pest2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
I'm sure it's her ribs showing. She's not a fat person.


Oh THAT bulge. ur right, its a rib. I saw her in another "documentary" that took place with a thai woman in a bathtub, and she definitely looked fatter there... must have gone on Jenny Craig.
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pest2



Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonaducci wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
I'm sure it's her ribs showing. She's not a fat person.


It's definitely fat. Most Koreans look quite slim but their body fat percentages are actually quite high. Women here also have the additional problem of having extremely low muscle density.


I knew a sports scientist who once told me asian people appear leaner than they really are because they store fat in their muscles.
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jaderedux2



Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: lurking just lurking

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

um...I have seen some stunning korean women. Being female I have to say this one is not one of them. Damn guys...I understand liking that asian look however she is not pretty and apparently a moron. Book upside down come on people whose taking these pics?

Asked my spousal unit (male) He said she was ugly and he wasn't just being nice.

Jade
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mrsquirrel



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


But will they let you three hole them?
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure the book upside down was done on purpose. She's posing to be sexy in a sexy photo on a sexy porn site, she's not really reading the book.

The juxtaposition of the seemingly astute attitude of holding the book with the fact that the book is upside down, while at first seemingly incongruous, belies to the discerning viewer an ulterior motive to the bra-wearing hottie, i.e. she is only pretending to read and look intellectual in order to increase her hottietude. The plaid schoolgirl skirt also, while at first giving the impression of innocence, is placed into contrast with the mischevious glint in her eye and her bare midriff, and increases her attractiveness index factor by 12.5% alone. Put the upside down book together with the plaid miniskirt and the sexiness factor of this piece cannot be denied.

There, are you happy now, you freakin prudes? I've analyzed, sciencized, and completely destroyed the allure of this pic for you!


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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-Yeah for a pay site, thats pretty lame.
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