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Guest · Last edited by Guest on Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:22 am; edited 1 time in total

..knowing it?
tonight i was in the last class, everyone was tired...and then something admittedly low in humour happened, but a welcome break.
we were covering "last night i was....." and the students have to check a picture to see what to say.
there was a picture of a guy feeding his dog.
so what does my student say: "last night i was..uhh...giving my dog."
classic.

Saxiif · Joined: 15 May 2003 Location: Seongnam

"she is very easy"

peppermint · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 1:29 pm Post subject:

"the opposition sex" Shocked

He meant to say the opposite sex.

endofthewor1d · Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 3:58 pm Post subject:

peppermint · Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:09 pm Post subject:

The guy who said "the opposition sex" was a businessman in his mid 40's.

Maybe a fight with the wife?

katydid · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

I always like when my students say very happily, that they studied hardly for my test. Smile

kangnamdragon · Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Kangnam, Seoul, Korea

"I want to drive a vulva"

katydid · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

That just reminds me...I'm trying to teach a student how to say janitor, and she is um, not quite getting it. Have to work on that with her, or else take comfort in the fact that no one really talks about janitors in day to day conversation! Embarassed

weatherman · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Korea

We had this post a long time before... Anyways a student changed her look 100% and was so happy about and so weren't a lot of the guys, and in some jumbling of Konglish with Korean meanings behind it all, she came out and said,

"How about feeling me?"

Shocked

katydid · Joined: 02 Feb 2003 Location: Here kitty kitty kitty...

This is the second time I remember you telling us this, but yet again, you forgot to mention whether you did or not. Wink

Walter Mitty · Joined: 27 Mar 2003 Location: Tokyo! ^.^

I had one of these come up this week in a 6th grade class while doing "to be + verb + ing."

I think you can guess what "vacuuming" turned into. Smile

(It was in the book, there was no avoiding it.)

funplanet · Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: The new Bucheon!

a 13 year old female student asked me several times if I "liked pu$$y..." took me a while to realize she was asking if I "liked Bushy"

oops Very Happy

Saxiif · Joined: 15 May 2003 Location: Seongnam

I assigned my Middle School girls to write about why they were studying english, I go this from one:

"America is strong nation so cannot help. To learn English, we will win the America. So make Korea strong nation."

Guest · Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:21 pm Post subject:

guys, there's a great thread here..hadn't seen it:

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=851