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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: What is special about YOU? |
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Here's what makes me especially special:
- I'm double jointed in every finger
- I've seen "Back to the Future" 28 times
- I can orgasm in less than 5 seconds. I know, hard to believe but i've done it! On more than one occasion i've wrapped things up in 3 pumps or less. That's efficiency!
- I am not Mexican
Get in line ladies |
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ceesgetdegrees
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I sung "i will survive" with 12 different bar bands over a 3 week vacation in thailand. |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: Re: What is special about YOU? |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
Here's what makes me especially special:
- I can orgasm in less than 5 seconds. I know, hard to believe but i've done it! On more than one occasion i've wrapped things up in 3 pumps or less. That's efficiency!
Get in line ladies |
No, that's not efficiency, that's called premature ejaculation and I don't believe the ladies will be getting in line for that.
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| - I am not Mexican |
No, but you are an idiot.
What makes me special? I know the difference between the "General Discussions" Forum and the "Off-Topic" Forum. |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: Re: What is special about YOU? |
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| Richard Krainium wrote: |
| squat toilet wrote: |
Here's what makes me especially special:
- I can orgasm in less than 5 seconds. I know, hard to believe but i've done it! On more than one occasion i've wrapped things up in 3 pumps or less. That's efficiency!
Get in line ladies |
No, that's not efficiency, that's called premature ejaculation and I don't believe the ladies will be getting in line for that. |
Gee, thanks for the clarification Mr. English Teacher. How about a quick definition of "Rectal Prolapse" too. I have a feeling you are WELL versed on that particular subject sweetpea.
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| No, but you are an idiot. |
Oh ya, another thing that makes me special: I'm not a humorless, painfully obvious, half-witted pole smoker like Senior Dick Head here (brilliant double entendre by the way. I guess Hugh G. Rection and Ben Dover were already taken huh? Shame) |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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-I'm not a Mexican
-I'm not a humorless, painfully obvious, half-witted pole smoker |
Glad you think so highly of yourself squat toilet. |
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pidgin
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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I killed a man with my bare hands.
Two actually.  |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| My mom says I'm special. |
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sjrm
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| i can go from 0 to 60 in like never |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject: Re: What is special about YOU? |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
- I can orgasm in less than 5 seconds. I know, hard to believe but i've done it! On more than one occasion i've wrapped things up in 3 pumps or less. That's efficiency! |
Wow. That's something to be proud of. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| My phallus burns when I piss. |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Richard Krainium wrote: |
Glad you think so highly of yourself squat toilet. |
Interesting coming from a guy who spends his free time trundling around Dongdemoon in one-size-fits-all mesh k-way pullovers and rummaging through the discount v-neck sweater discount bins while sweat beads up on your pasty jello jiggler face like the leaky glands on the warty ass of a Cane Toad in North Croydon.
When the 20 something sales girl greets you, your terror stricken limbs seize-up as you nervously try to decide whether to deep bow or bust out your survival Korean. Impossible to think that quickly on the fly (since afterall this is a REAL girl) you trip over your Velcro RocketDogs, land square on your ass and crap your pants. The audible "Prrrrrrrrrpt" as the shat explodes in your dumpy, off-white jockeys makes the onlooking, horrified Koreans flee for cover.
After somehow making it back to your 5 pyung apartment and removing most of the caked-on sh*t from your Humpty Dumpty Rippled ass (you'd really need a power washer to do a thorough job in reaching the dark recesses of your crevassed, pock marked dumper) you decide to fire-up the old 'puter and check out Dave's.
To your amazement you see a thread where a guy actually says disparaging things about himself instead of just randomly hurling insults at others. Impossible! You think to yourself "Maybe he's just joking around about busting a nut in 5 seconds, but I really can't be sure. Since i'm so socially retarded I think I'll play it safe and make fun of him in a painfully obvious, vomit inducing dry way in order to make myself feel better and hide the shame of my own erectile difficulties. Wait, I know, I'll top it off with my piece du resistance! Yes, i'll use my sharp wit and call him a nasty name...I got it! I'll call him an idiot!!! Yes, YEEEESSSSSS. Hahahaa...
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpt...Oh no, not again." |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh ya, that's another thing that makes me special; I only need to read a few moronic words from some random jerk off to know every minute detail about him. I'm blessed that way. |
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
| I'm blessed that way. |
You're special, all right. |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:54 am Post subject: |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
| Richard Krainium wrote: |
Glad you think so highly of yourself squat toilet. |
Interesting coming from a guy who spends his free time trundling around Dongdemoon in one-size-fits-all mesh k-way pullovers and rummaging through the discount v-neck sweater discount bins while sweat beads up on your pasty jello jiggler face......Oh no, not again." |
Damn, you described me to a T! So then, can I count on seeing you in Dongdaemun again next weekend?
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| How about a quick definition of "Rectal Prolapse"... |
There are three chief conditions which come under the title of rectal prolapse. What exactly are your symptoms and then maybe I can tell you which definition you are looking for? I tend to think it may be a case of A2M rectal prolapse. That is, your arsehole is protruding from your mouth.
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| Oh ya, that's another thing that makes me special; I only need to read a few moronic words from some random jerk off to know every minute detail about him. I'm blessed that way. |
For some reason I don't think Triumph the Insult Dog is too worried. In other words, don't quit your day job abusing the kiddies at the hogwon.
And finally squattie, I would have never taken issue with your magnificent wit if this thread hadn't been originally posted in the "General Discussion" Forum. |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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I'm special because I'm not wrapped up in an argument on an internet forum with a fellow lifer stuck in Korea.
See above for clarification. |
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