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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:18 pm    Post subject: GOING LESBIAN Reply with quote

Hey ladies...Have you ever considered turning lesbian, because you are having a crappy time with guys??? All the guys I ever want are already taken, or push me away because I am not Korean, or they are gay/bi, whatever. So, maybe I should give my own gender a whirl. hahaha!
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just4u



Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Georgia, USA

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Owner of the lonely hearts... Reply with quote

You're working for this, aren't you?

LOL
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Doogie



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Princess, you gotta stop these kinds of threads. I'm sitting here at school and my mind's totally in the gutter now Laughing Laughing .
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just4u



Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Georgia, USA

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doogie wrote:
Princess, you gotta stop these kinds of threads. I'm sitting here at school and my mind's totally in the gutter now Laughing Laughing .



LOL I'm starting to think that I know miss seoul, tiger beer, and princess. And if not, this world is definitely one hell of a strange place.

XD

But, hell, you guys give me a good laugh, and a free one. This board is better than beer at times.
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browneyedgirl



Joined: 17 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:46 pm    Post subject: Re: GOING LESBIAN Reply with quote

princess wrote:
Hey ladies...Have you ever considered turning lesbian, because you are having a crappy time with guys??? All the guys I ever want are already taken, or push me away because I am not Korean, or they are gay/bi, whatever. So, maybe I should give my own gender a whirl. hahaha!


I only like guys, but both sexes are always trying to flirt with me.
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just4u



Joined: 30 May 2007
Location: Georgia, USA

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would become a lesbian, but women piss me off too much.
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I firmly believe every woman has considered it at some point.

E-V-E-R-Y woman.

Maybe not 100% giving up d**k and going lezzie, but at least a little taste.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pidgin wrote:
I firmly believe every woman has considered it at some point.

E-V-E-R-Y woman.

Maybe not 100% giving up d**k and going lezzie, but at least a little taste.
Oh yeah!!! Very Happy
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oneofthesarahs



Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you can just wake up one morning and "become" a lesbian. But you know, more power to you, I guess.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that.
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just alittlecrazy



Joined: 30 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body Laughing
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nobbyken



Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking at my body, if theres a lesbian in there.....

.....she's overweighty and hairy. Confused
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that.


please enlighten me on the meaning of those 2 terms. And please, share a story or two from your days at a women's college!
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blaseblasphemener wrote:
Atavistic wrote:
She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that.


please enlighten me on the meaning of those 2 terms.


Lesbian (Dyke) Until Graduation.

Quote:
And please, share a story or two from your days at a women's college!


Do you know the show "L Word?" They've got a good handle on dyke drama. Now add young twenties angst to it and you've got the lesbian scene at my college.

As for stories, did I say *I* was a LUG? Hmmm... Razz
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

believe it or not, I actually saw this happen. One big-boned and eternally victimized friend of mine had one too many bad relationships and remarked to me over the kitchen table, "Men suck, I'm going to be come lesbian." I just laughed, because hey, good joke right?

We were in a band together, along with about 8 other people. We went on tour (believe it or not) all the way to California.

Three days into the tour the masculine-acting female drummer and this chick became inseparable. So inseparable, in fact, that me and the other two guys in the band developed a running percentage estimate of how certain we were that they were munchin'. They disappeared from the group when we hit the local mall? We'd look at each other and say, "78%". They looked at each other too long during a gig? "86%" I believe the highest estimate during that tour was 375%.

heh.

Unfortunately poor eternally victimized big-boned girl didn't fare too well in the switch. A year later she confided to the lead singer, "She doesn't beat me anymore." And she was happy about that. So I guess the moral of the story is twofold, young padawans. First, if you go lesbian everybody knows. Second, butch dykes can be just as sh!tty to you as guys are.

Keep this is mind, dear princess. I would hate for you to have a bad experience and ruin your sublime attitude on life in general.
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