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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: soul of Asia
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject: GOING LESBIAN |
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Hey ladies...Have you ever considered turning lesbian, because you are having a crappy time with guys??? All the guys I ever want are already taken, or push me away because I am not Korean, or they are gay/bi, whatever. So, maybe I should give my own gender a whirl. hahaha! |
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just4u
Joined: 30 May 2007 Location: Georgia, USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: Owner of the lonely hearts... |
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You're working for this, aren't you?
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Hwaseong City
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Princess, you gotta stop these kinds of threads. I'm sitting here at school and my mind's totally in the gutter now . |
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just4u
Joined: 30 May 2007 Location: Georgia, USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Doogie wrote: |
Princess, you gotta stop these kinds of threads. I'm sitting here at school and my mind's totally in the gutter now . |
LOL I'm starting to think that I know miss seoul, tiger beer, and princess. And if not, this world is definitely one hell of a strange place.
XD
But, hell, you guys give me a good laugh, and a free one. This board is better than beer at times. |
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browneyedgirl

Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: Re: GOING LESBIAN |
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princess wrote: |
Hey ladies...Have you ever considered turning lesbian, because you are having a crappy time with guys??? All the guys I ever want are already taken, or push me away because I am not Korean, or they are gay/bi, whatever. So, maybe I should give my own gender a whirl. hahaha! |
I only like guys, but both sexes are always trying to flirt with me. |
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just4u
Joined: 30 May 2007 Location: Georgia, USA
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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I would become a lesbian, but women piss me off too much. |
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pidgin

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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I firmly believe every woman has considered it at some point.
E-V-E-R-Y woman.
Maybe not 100% giving up d**k and going lezzie, but at least a little taste. |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: soul of Asia
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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pidgin wrote: |
I firmly believe every woman has considered it at some point.
E-V-E-R-Y woman.
Maybe not 100% giving up d**k and going lezzie, but at least a little taste. |
Oh yeah!!!  |
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oneofthesarahs

Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Location: Sacheon City
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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Not to rain on your parade, but I really don't think you can just wake up one morning and "become" a lesbian. But you know, more power to you, I guess. |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that. |
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just alittlecrazy

Joined: 30 Nov 2006
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body  |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Looking at my body, if theres a lesbian in there.....
.....she's overweighty and hairy.  |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006 Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Atavistic wrote: |
She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that. |
please enlighten me on the meaning of those 2 terms. And please, share a story or two from your days at a women's college! |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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blaseblasphemener wrote: |
Atavistic wrote: |
She could go back to college and become a LUG or DUG. I went to a women's college...know all about that. |
please enlighten me on the meaning of those 2 terms. |
Lesbian (Dyke) Until Graduation.
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And please, share a story or two from your days at a women's college! |
Do you know the show "L Word?" They've got a good handle on dyke drama. Now add young twenties angst to it and you've got the lesbian scene at my college.
As for stories, did I say *I* was a LUG? Hmmm...  |
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mateomiguel
Joined: 16 May 2005
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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believe it or not, I actually saw this happen. One big-boned and eternally victimized friend of mine had one too many bad relationships and remarked to me over the kitchen table, "Men suck, I'm going to be come lesbian." I just laughed, because hey, good joke right?
We were in a band together, along with about 8 other people. We went on tour (believe it or not) all the way to California.
Three days into the tour the masculine-acting female drummer and this chick became inseparable. So inseparable, in fact, that me and the other two guys in the band developed a running percentage estimate of how certain we were that they were munchin'. They disappeared from the group when we hit the local mall? We'd look at each other and say, "78%". They looked at each other too long during a gig? "86%" I believe the highest estimate during that tour was 375%.
heh.
Unfortunately poor eternally victimized big-boned girl didn't fare too well in the switch. A year later she confided to the lead singer, "She doesn't beat me anymore." And she was happy about that. So I guess the moral of the story is twofold, young padawans. First, if you go lesbian everybody knows. Second, butch dykes can be just as sh!tty to you as guys are.
Keep this is mind, dear princess. I would hate for you to have a bad experience and ruin your sublime attitude on life in general. |
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