Korean Job Discussion Forums

mack the knife · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: standing right behind you...

So I'm at my student's house and he's telling me that his mom makes all their soap so of course I'm like "No sh*t!? Lemme see it". He runs into the bathroom and grabs a bar and brings it back and I'm all about to smell it (because he said it smells great) and there's just the most AWESOME PUBE E-VER just sitting there, inches from my nose.

I try to just play it down and ignore it (while discreetly pushing the soap away from my face) but the kid sees it RIGHT THEN and gets this huge grin on his face and runs and SHOWS IT TO HIS MOM, laughing.

If I never get invited back to that house it will be too soon.

Zulu · Joined: 28 Apr 2006

pest2 · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada

wo buxihuan hanguoren · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Location: Suyuskis

VanIslander · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:47 am Post subject:

My dad grew up on a farm in the 1930s when making soap was taken for granted as something a family just does. There's *beep* all to it, I recall him saying.

As for reacting to a piece of someone else's hair... big deal... embarrassing? ... mack the knife wins biggest *beep* award

(damn the swear filter really interferes with meaning sometimes)

princess · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: soul of Asia

I can't say I blame him. A pube on the soap? Gross! I hate hairs on the sink, on soap, in my food. Yuck! I once found a long black hair in the pot of rice at my school's lunch, and I didn't bother eating the rice that day. Everyone else dug right in after I told them about the hair. My uncle used to throw a whole plate full of food out if he saw a hair in it. I can't say I blame him either. I don't even like to find my own hair on my plate.

mikowee · Joined: 03 Aug 2006

I don't think a pube on a bar of soap is a big deal. My pubes are like sand. They get in the strangest places. There's one sticking out of my keyboard as I type.

pest2 · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada

I just got of bed 1 minute ago and pulled one out from between my 2 front teeth.

mrsquirrel · Joined: 13 Dec 2006

in_seoul_2003 · Joined: 24 Nov 2003

mikowee · Joined: 03 Aug 2006

Oreovictim · Joined: 23 Aug 2006

I remember about 10 years ago, my friend was looking at this Iron Maiden picture book that I had. He yelled my name and pointed at a pube that was in the book. (It was probably just an armpit hair.) For the next couple of years, I had to defend myself, saying that I don't masturbate to Iron Maiden.

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

caniff · Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map

You should have dug it out with a fingernail and said to your friend:

"Hey, I'll smell the soap and you smell this."

No, forget that.

Anyway, most Korean women don't have short and curlies, as I recall from my single days. More like a dark jungle. I would imagine (if I had to), that she (the mom) doesn't trim the hedge too often. Don't tell your friend I said that about his mom.

Could it have been a nose hair?

lastat06513 · Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

I always wonder why people just don't use washcloths to wash up.....

That discovery was just plain nasty.....