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MollyBloom
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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- I've had 5 concussions, broken my nose (twice), a broken jaw, 2 teeth knocked out, torn ACL and MCL in left knee, torn anterior deltoid and severed my achilles tendon with a chainsaw
- My Almond Chicken Casserole is to die for (pm me for the recipe!)
- I have never been beaten in any Wii Sports event
- I play a slow, touching, acoustic version of Ride Wit' Me by Nelly
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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- I have never been beaten in any Wii Sports event |
which games? i don't have a wii yet, but that is a rather outrageous accomplishment if u played people who actually play a lot.
i mean, is it like 5 people u've beaten?
or is it like hundreds? not enough people have wii's to play against hundreds, even more than 30.
do u consider smash brothers or bond a sporting event?  |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
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- I have never been beaten in any Wii Sports event |
which games? |
I'm referring to Wii Sports - Bowling, Tennis, Baseball, Golf and Boxing
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i don't have a wii yet, but that is a rather outrageous accomplishment if u played people who actually play a lot.
i mean, is it like 5 people u've beaten? |
Mainly drunk chicks i've brought home from clubs and nonathletic semi-retarded friends. Undefeated biatch! |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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I can crack my jaw to the tune of happy birthday.
I can remember completely worthless information yet I don't know my phone number. |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math.  |
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MANDRL
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math. |
Nobody believes you, sorry. |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| MANDRL wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math. |
Nobody believes you, sorry. |
LOL
is this girl cuter than anything u can get back home? |
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MANDRL
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
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| just another day wrote: |
^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math. |
Nobody believes you, sorry. |
LOL
is this girl cuter than anything u can get back home? |
Sorry dude, still don't believe you.
Edit. That girl isn't my cup of tea anyway man.
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| The unbuttoned silk shirt and gold chain probably helps keep them mesmerized as well. Can't.... look.... away..... |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
| MANDRL wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math. |
Nobody believes you, sorry. |
LOL
is this girl cuter than anything u can get back home? |
Ya, cause all the hot girls I know from back home constantly tell me that their dream guy is a chicken chested, Guido dressing, arrogant Asian kid who not only believes he is "king" at "hip hop dancing" but actually announces it.
George Clooney look out! |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| squat toilet wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
| MANDRL wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
^ ah okay.
hmm... whats so special about me?
i love taking white girls korean clubbing. the attention, the glares from guys and girls alike. awesome.
the dance floor is where i am king... girls turn into silly putty or energized excited bunnies w me, without even saying a word, as long as we are on the dance floor and she is into hip hop dancing. its like a flirtacious mating dance. the ladies who can ignore the jealous stares from other girls, the girl's elbows bumping into her trying to wedge between us... (where the sexy hair flip comes in handy)ignoring it all and just being a cool partner to dance with is awesome. dancing with a fine white girl (who has some rythm at least) in a korean club, is the best of all. almost as good as the after-math. |
Nobody believes you, sorry. |
LOL
is this girl cuter than anything u can get back home? |
Ya, cause all the hot girls I know from back home constantly tell me that their dream guy is a chicken chested, Guido dressing, arrogant Asian kid who not only believes he is "king" at "hip hop dancing" but actually announces it.
George Clooney look out! |
yeah, and thats coming from the King of Nintendo Wii because he beats drunk people and people with no gaming experience.
also, she's not ur average "hot" girl. She majored in engineering. so she's quite smart, and has good taste in men because of her intelligence (obviously)  ^_^ |
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squat toilet
Joined: 08 Mar 2005
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yeah, and thats coming from the King of Nintendo Wii because he beats drunk people and people with no gaming experience.
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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| This thread has suddenly taken a turn for the hilarious. That dancing pic is priceless. |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| This thread has suddenly taken a turn for the hilarious. That dancing pic is priceless. |
some people think her hand was grabbing my thigh in that picture.
i don't remember. but every chinese and korean girl i know loves that picture. ^_^ |
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