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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City
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| nateium wrote: |
| If they landed in the US, I would choose Gary Busey to great them. |
If they landed in the US, I would choose porn star Tera Patrick to greet them. First of all, they would do the alien equivalent of "schwing!". Also, I figure she could teach them all the important stuff.  |
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jhaelin
Joined: 30 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:21 pm Post subject: Re: Who Would You Choose for "First Contact"? |
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| Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
| If you were an alien species about to initiate "First Contact" with Earth, which nation / government would you choose to contact first, and why? |
i would contact the second most intelligent group on the planet, while bearing a gift basket of fresh fish.
the most intelligent species are too small, stinky, and busy with their experiments.
..and as for the third group, well, the hairless apes are just too self-involved to bother with... |
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Tarmangani
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: the Calm
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| The Playboy Mansion. Just to let those aliens know that while we haven't yet perfected space travel, we have been busy perfecting gigantic female breasts. Perhaps then they'd be interested in swapping technologies. |
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browneyedgirl
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: Re: Who Would You Choose for "First Contact"? |
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| Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
| If you were an alien species about to initiate "First Contact" with Earth, which nation / government would you choose to contact first, and why? |
Puerto Rico. No reason, I'd just want to see their reaction. |
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merlot
Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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In Costa Rica on President Oscar Arias' front yard.
First they could see a peaceful country with no military, then they could be spoon-fed the situations of most other countries.
Pura vida! |
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The Bobster
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:02 am Post subject: Re: Who Would You Choose for "First Contact"? |
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| jhaelin wrote: |
| Kimchi Cowboy wrote: |
| If you were an alien species about to initiate "First Contact" with Earth, which nation / government would you choose to contact first, and why? |
i would contact the second most intelligent group on the planet, while bearing a gift basket of fresh fish.
the most intelligent species are too small, stinky, and busy with their experiments.
..and as for the third group, well, the hairless apes are just too self-involved to bother with... |
You've read a bit of Douglas Adams, haven't you? Cheers, then, and don't forget where you left your towel ...
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newton kabiddles
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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koon_taung_daeng
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Location: south korea
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| North korea so they could learn about the teaching of the Great leader |
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