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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Special about me:
My comics have recieved national exposure (albeit in obscure low budget publications) in New Zealand and the U.S.
I had a non speaking bit part in this indy film: http://finnish.imdb.com/title/tt0469979/combined
I once took my motorcycle up to 200 kph. This will not impress any REAL bikers on ESL cafe, but for an unskilled weekend rider like myself, that's pretty special.
Past jobs of mine have included hospice caretaker, lumber yard forklift operator, Disney Consumer Relations drone, grant writer, corporate banker, and Republican telefundraiser. I will burn in hell for that last one.
I've been arrested at least a dozen times.
I've volunteered as a youth mentor, victims' rights' advocate, soup kitchen server, and ESL driving instructor.
One of the above is untrue; can you guess which?
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| PeterDragon wrote: |
One of the above is untrue; can you guess which? |
Clearly this one:
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:54 am Post subject: |
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I've been at least a dozen times. |
You've been what?
I think I can guess though...  |
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oneofthesarahs
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Location: Sacheon City
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 5:32 am Post subject: |
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| I have shiksappeal. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
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| I don't take steroids, I don't talk about myself in the third person, I don't froth at the mouth and I don't challenge people to barbed wire wrestling matches. |
I don't take steroids, but I do pop other pills.
I often find myself talking about myself using the Royal We.
I don't froth at the mouth but I do tend to drool in my sleep,
and I challenge people to epic no-holds-barred rock-paper-scissor-whatever-else matches.
What am I good at?
I bake a mean cheesecake. I rub feet well. I have a very high pain threshhold. I can wrangle a toddler. Hmm. Apparently I'm a domestic goddess. I'd better branch out a bit...
I can also take a rugby tackle without a whimper, solve complex differential equations, analyse Shakespeare, play the harp, dance like the rent's due, write sonnets, draw convincing portraits, sing a sweet folk song, and most importantly, I can fully operate a VCR using only my feet.
Sadly, this skill is now out of date, and I've never tried it with a DVD player, but I imagine that the discs would be easier to manage, if I could
manage to pop them out of those cases... |
I have feet, and I will eat cheesecake if the right person makes/asks me to eat it. Analysing Shakespeare is top notch, but have you ever played the derivative of rock paper scissors knownss as the Ape/Man/Girl game? |
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PeterDragon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| PeterDragon wrote: |
I've been at least a dozen times. |
You've been what?
I think I can guess though... |
Edited it. You've met me; you've already guessed.
God, I have trouble typing without typos lately. Gotta stop posting from work; too many distractions. |
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