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Have you ever had or used an azz sponge? |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: Have you ever had an azz sponge? |
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Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.
He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.
I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.
The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.
Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this? I personally have not and only remembered about it today after another poster mentioned using a towel to keep the sweat off himself. |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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I've never heard of it.
I think you know what my vote is. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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I am most unhappy that I have remembered about this.
It's rather disturbing to say the least.
What is worse is I also remember him wiping his forehead with when he used to sit and sweat in his unairconned office.
Bad crack, really bad crack. |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Part of me is laughing too hard to even take this halfway seriously, but I really hope you're making this whole thing up.
Azz sponge. |
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kimchi story

Joined: 23 Nov 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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mrsquirrel wrote: |
What is worse is I also remember him wiping his forehead with when he used to sit and sweat in his unairconned office. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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indytrucks wrote: |
Part of me is laughing too hard to even take this halfway seriously, but I really hope you're making this whole thing up.
Azz sponge. |
I'm not. It was real. It was pink. A piece of foamy sponge much like one of those yellow scourers but it didn't have any souring bit on it for obvious reasons.
Something like that.[/img] |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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I do miss the toilets with the little hoses that you could give yourself a good clean. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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I brought a hose with me but I am found that I can actually reach my shower head over to wash my bum so I never fitted it.
Would you ever carry a sponge though for cleaning yourself with? |
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safeblad
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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when i was little my dad, god bless him, had an azz flanel
fortunately he grew out of that stage of his life
edit* = he never carried it around with him |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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I have to go back to school later tonight to teach an evening class. I know at some point this thread, and the term 'azz sponge,' are going to make their way into my head, and I'm going to start laughing uncontrollably. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: |
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An azz flanel now that is interesting. Maybe there is more to this whole thing than meets the eye. |
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d.coles

Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Bucheon
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:15 am Post subject: |
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safeblad wrote: |
when i was little my dad, god bless him, had an azz flanel
fortunately he grew out of that stage of his life
edit* = he never carried it around with him |
What's an azz flanel?  |
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indytrucks

Joined: 09 Apr 2003 Location: The Shelf
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:17 am Post subject: |
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mrsquirrel wrote: |
An azz flanel now that is interesting. Maybe there is more to this whole thing than meets the eye. |
I'm nearing the point of wetting myself. This thread should be preserved for posterity.
Oh, and by the way, what I thought would happen earlier, happened. I started snickering to myself in a lull in class earlier this evening. |
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butlerian

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:25 am Post subject: |
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I'm in Thailand at the moment and I can say that those hoses are fantastic. So much more hygienic than using paper. |
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Bondgirl

Joined: 26 May 2007 Location: in my Aston Martin
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Why don't people buy those little packs of 10 kleenex wet-wipes, made for the purpose of wiping your behind and keeping it spring-time fresh? Who are these clowns that carry sponges? I bet he'd forget to wet it sometimes before going into the cubicle so he'd pee on it instead. Then he'd wring it out in the basin, slip it back in his pocket and waddle out of the bathroom. Then he'd head straight for the fruit shop and handle all the apples.
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