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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Bondgirl wrote: |
| Why don't people buy those little packs of 10 kleenex wet-wipes, made for the purpose of wiping your behind and keeping it spring-time fresh? Who are these clowns that carry sponges? I bet he'd forget to wet it sometimes before going into the cubicle so he'd pee on it instead. Then he'd wring it out in the basin, slip it back in his pocket and waddle out of the bathroom. Then he'd head straight for the fruit shop and handle all the apples. |
Better yet, he'd dip it in the bowl when he was done real quick-like. |
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Bondgirl
Joined: 26 May 2007
Location: in my Aston Martin
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:36 am Post subject: |
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| Better yet, he'd dip it in the bowl when he was done real quick-like. |
Then he'd surrepticiously take it out of his pocket during class and sniff it. Big deep sniffs. He'd close his eyes and a wee smile would creep across his face, and he'd hum a little, lost in the moment.
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: Re: Have you ever had an azz sponge? |
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Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.
He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.
I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.
The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.
Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this? I personally have not and only remembered about it today after another poster mentioned using a towel to keep the sweat off himself. |
I reckon he was having you on, mate. I'd've said "pull the other one, it's got bloody bells on it." He probably had the sponge to do some perfectly normal cleaning or something, and then thought you looked a bit gormless so thought he'd have a bit of a laff with yer, and told you some absolute bollocks about cleaning his arse with it. Then he went off and told his yank mates, and they all had a good snigger about 'the look on that limey's face.' |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| My last gf was an ass and a sponge |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Zyzyfer wrote: |
| Bondgirl wrote: |
| Why don't people buy those little packs of 10 kleenex wet-wipes, made for the purpose of wiping your behind and keeping it spring-time fresh? Who are these clowns that carry sponges? I bet he'd forget to wet it sometimes before going into the cubicle so he'd pee on it instead. Then he'd wring it out in the basin, slip it back in his pocket and waddle out of the bathroom. Then he'd head straight for the fruit shop and handle all the apples. |
Better yet, he'd dip it in the bowl when he was done real quick-like. |
He likes it. Not really into the female population, he's sure to be a hit. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: Re: Have you ever had an azz sponge? |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| mrsquirrel wrote: |
Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.
He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.
I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.
The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.
Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this? I personally have not and only remembered about it today after another poster mentioned using a towel to keep the sweat off himself. |
I reckon he was having you on, mate. I'd've said "pull the other one, it's got bloody bells on it." He probably had the sponge to do some perfectly normal cleaning or something, and then thought you looked a bit gormless so thought he'd have a bit of a laff with yer, and told you some absolute bollocks about cleaning his arse with it. Then he went off and told his yank mates, and they all had a good snigger about 'the look on that limey's face.' |
Nope, the fact that another poster has mentioned an ass flanel is good evidence.
I knew the guy well enough (sadly oh so sadly) to know that he was taking the piss as well. He was a creepy farker. The azz songe was real as real could be. |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
| Zyzyfer wrote: |
| Bondgirl wrote: |
| Why don't people buy those little packs of 10 kleenex wet-wipes, made for the purpose of wiping your behind and keeping it spring-time fresh? Who are these clowns that carry sponges? I bet he'd forget to wet it sometimes before going into the cubicle so he'd pee on it instead. Then he'd wring it out in the basin, slip it back in his pocket and waddle out of the bathroom. Then he'd head straight for the fruit shop and handle all the apples. |
Better yet, he'd dip it in the bowl when he was done real quick-like. |
He likes it. Not really into the female population, he's sure to be a hit. |
Weeeeeeeeeeeel, I was drunk when I wrote that. Hmmm. |
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safeblad
Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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when i was little my dad, god bless him, had an azz flanel
fortunately he grew out of that stage of his life
edit* = he never carried it around with him |
What's an azz flanel?  |
sorry thats 'flannel'
in the uk a flanel is a cloth used for washing your face |
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