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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Morton wrote: |
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Yeah, but I only accept genuinely funny things. Lame, tired "Americans are stupid" jokes aren't so much funny.  |
Relax guy. Take a load off. I never said Americans are stupid. Let's not go to war over this. 
Out of interest: Do you find South Park funny? |
I guess saying the capital of the US is Ottowa doesn't scare Americans, it makes them angry.  |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Tell them you think George Bush-ie is a wonderful president. |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Tell them you think George Bush-ie is a wonderful president. |
I met an Iranian guy in Iran who told me he loved George Bush. |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Masta_Don wrote: |
| Tell them you think George Bush-ie is a wonderful president. |
A sadly-large number of my "fellow americans" would be flattered, though...  |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| To freak Americans out, just do what Bush has done over the past 7 years... insist a major act of terrorism in the near future is imminent. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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I think the OP is exactly right. If I were walking down a street and some random Scottish guy reached under his kilt, pulled out his johnson and said, "Hey, look at my foreskin!" I'd probably freak at least a little bit. Depending on how dark and lonely the street was, I'd probably freak out a whole lot.
So yes, Morton is correct.
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| Second, no, it wouldn't freak an American out. They'd just think you were stupid. |
Scotticus is also correct. When I read the original of that comment, I thought, "No, that wouldn't freak me out. I'd think the speaker was stupid."
I'd say the Scots are 2-0 on this thread. |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| pest2 wrote: |
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| Tell them you think George Bush-ie is a wonderful president. |
A sadly-large number of my "fellow americans" would be flattered, though... |
I guess I meant Americans travelling/teaching abroad. |
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Morton
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd say the Scots are 2-0 on this thread. |
Me and my 'johnson' are very happy to hear that.
Out of interest, without doing an internet search, do you know the capital of Scotland?
How to freak out an American
Don't tip. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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Out of interest, without doing an internet search, do you know the capital of Scotland?
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I do, but if I tried to spell it I'd only embarrass myself. It's the one that starts with an 'E' and ends in a 'g' but the 'g' somehow is supposed to sound like an 'o' (or maybe an 'uh')--the one on the opposite side of the country from Glasgow, which I can spell. |
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dogshed
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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Man i can't believe the thread has turned into a discussion about circumcision. The foreskin only puts a person at risk if the person does not clean under the foreskin. The smegma often hardens and attaches to the skin. The skin then breaks just below the helmet increasing the chance of contracting HIV. If a condom is worn the chance is reduced.
Therefore clean your *beep* regularly and practice safe sex.
If anyone doesn't do this already chances are they aren't sexually active.
Ways to freak out Americans
2. Say c*nt
3. Say you thought the capital was Ottowa |
The issue with the forskin and aids is that the foreskin contains more of a particular kind of immune cell that acts as a receptor for HIV.
You are certainly correct that being circumcised is not a replacement for using a condom.
The broken skin thing may be an issue, but the skin can break below the helmet in circumcised men. I'm not sure which is more likely. I thought the forskin protected against breaking open the skin. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| Me and my 'johnson' are very happy to hear that. |
The more I think about this, the more suspicious I'm getting about your relationship with your johnson. |
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cangel
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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| Reduced sensitivity without foreskin? Who says? And how would they know? |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:08 am Post subject: |
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| R-Seoul has an awesome avatar. |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:17 am Post subject: |
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| cangel wrote: |
| Reduced sensitivity without foreskin? Who says? And how would they know? |
It damages nerve endings to be circumcized. Based on that one could surmise that one would have less sensitivity. |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:32 am Post subject: |
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| Who'd a thought that a thread about creeping out Americans would talk about p3nises? |
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