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How to make a Korean girl happy

 
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:53 am    Post subject: How to make a Korean girl happy Reply with quote

1. Tell her she has an 'S-Line'.

2. Tell her that the food she cooks is '맛있다'

3. Tell her she isn't fat, even if she is. Also, remind her that she doesn't need to diet, nor have plastic surgery.
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jaganath69



Joined: 17 Jul 2003

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:04 am    Post subject: Re: How to make a Korean girl happy Reply with quote

Ilsanman wrote:
1. Tell her she has an 'S-Line'.

2. Tell her that the food she cooks is '맛있다'

3. Tell her she isn't fat, even if she is. Also, remind her that she doesn't need to diet, nor have plastic surgery.


Add orgasms and the odd special night out and it's universal for most women, mate. Laughing
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bellum99



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: don't need to know

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make money...heaps of money. Also, you should never be home because a husband should make money and not relax at home. Did I mention a Korean woman will love you if you make a lot of money...yes....the answer is money.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Money is how to get her to marry you. After that, its just a reason to fight.
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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money.
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butlerian



Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shaunew wrote:
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money.


Shocked
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pkang0202



Joined: 09 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ilsanman wrote:
Money is how to get her to marry you. After that, its just a reason to fight.


Very true.
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Cohiba



Joined: 01 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: KGs Reply with quote

MAN! I love KGs.
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Matman



Joined: 02 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shaunew wrote:
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money.


Judging by Korean porn movies (which I never watch) it takes a tongue in there, not a finger, to make a Korean girl happy.

I've never tested the theory.
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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matman wrote:
shaunew wrote:
Stick your finger in her bum. Girls love that. If she gets mad, just tell her you make a lot of money.


Judging by Korean porn movies (which I never watch) it takes a tongue in there, not a finger, to make a Korean girl happy.

I've never tested the theory.


A tongue in the bum. Now that is kinky. I will try it with my wife tonight and let you know.
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sojourner1



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course, money is king and needed for travel and eating, but I would show her the world and culture her to appreciate a whole lot more in life in making my favorite most special travel buddy. I think I would be afraid she would leave me upon gaining another citizenship status and all this extra worldly knowledge. I am not here to get a woman, but wouldn't it be special if that happened? My mom hopes so, but I am only doing that if it is an accident that is right. Rule #1, no babies, I mean no cute and funny little ones due it not being feasable. Let's be free and fly high together, the world is over populated as it is, how are all these kids going to prosper in 20 years from now with a lack of jobs while I will struggle in a retirement of poverty? I know I would be lucky to make it through life without going broke, much less trying to raise kids paycheck to paycheck when jobs come and go and pay is not consistent.

Rub her *beep* at night to get her all hot and she might get mighty fine and happy with you. That sounds like a fun way to make her happy too. I see all kinds of pretty ones saying high to me and giggle as I pass by them in stores everyday, but 20 year olds are too young for me.
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be a rich guy. I know Korean girls who only care about what's in a guy's wallet. Heck, I am a princess, but I am NOT that bad. Someone at work even told me, you are not as bad as some of the Korean princesses because they only care about a guy's money and then treat him badly. This was coming from a Korean girl's mouth, too. I used to work with a Korean girl who said a guy must be rich for her to date him, and he has to pay for everything all the time. I believe a guy should do most of the paying, but hey, I'd pick up the tab for drinks if he bought dinner, etc. I also would not expect a guy o always pay for 5 star places. Like, I'd rather have a guy take me to Dunkin Donuts and pay, rather than us go to an expensive place and pay myself. I still believe a guy should do most of the paying, but it doesn't have to always be 5 star places. But, sometimes, I would want that.
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FlagWaver



Joined: 12 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The married ones are the easiest to get into bed. Usually Korean wives will take an English class to escape boredom knowing that their Korean husbands are either working at the office or out drinking with their company buddies and having sex with prostitutes. The wives are lonely, bored and always looking for something to do. Most of the ones I've slept with are between the ages of 33-40 and know that their husbands cheat on them.


I've slept with a few university girls too, but the housewives are easier and cheaper with lower maintenence.
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Mix1



Joined: 08 May 2007

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. have money

2. be tall (ish)

3. be "hansome"

4. wear nice shoes

5. carry their purse

6. don't ask them any hard questions

7. wear some pink

8. have money
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let her whine in that voice. "오빠아아아아아아."
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