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CentralCali
Joined: 17 May 2007
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| yingwenlaoshi wrote: |
When I don't have toilet paper, I wipe my ass with my hand and soap backwards under the tap and then wash my hands after that.
Dry with towel. |
Sounds like the old Infantry/Armor trick of "Number 11." Yours, at least, isn't disgusting like that trick. |
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indytrucks
Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:33 am Post subject: |
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| I'm surprised the azz sponge hasn't gotten a mention yet. |
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desultude
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:31 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I read the title, and was ready to come screaming to the defense of The Eye.
Then the topic was Toilet Paper. That brought to mind rather naughty things like, maybe to OP doesn't really understand the concept of "suck". And maybe he was not speaking of that impecable fellow "The Eye", but instead a one-eyed snake he was having trouble with. So maybe the OP was just gender confused, or his equipment didn't come with instructions.
Well, you can see where this goes.
Stalkers need to be banned. I have had them on Dave's, and it is just unpleasant and unfair.
Short of him getting banned, we can all use the opportunities he supplies with his stalking to call him out.
Because clearly he is a closet case. |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:32 am Post subject: |
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| merkurix wrote: |
Lesson to be learned is:
Don't take a dump at work; wait until you get home. |
Are you crazy?
Taking a dump at work is for free AND you get paid to do it. |
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blynch
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Location: UCLA
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| indytrucks wrote: |
| I'm surprised the azz sponge hasn't gotten a mention yet. |
Wasn't it used by the Romans? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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| the eye wrote: |
Blynch is my stalker. No joke. He follows me around daveswith his ass cheeks spread.
He thinks he's being witty.
What a sicko. No wonder people think he's a janitor. |
Blynch is a guy? He/she/it always writes very girly to me. |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
Blynch is a guy? He/she/it always writes very girly to me. |
As do you to me. Perhaps its just your area of concern....? |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Demophobe wrote: |
| mindmetoo wrote: |
Blynch is a guy? He/she/it always writes very girly to me. |
As do you to me. Perhaps its just your area of concern....? |
And I've both made your religious faith quiver so much you need to put me in your sig line. Remember you were about to go Taliban and started praying for my death because I made you doubt your faith so much. But maybe I see now it wasn't so much your vows to your invisible friend in the sky but your marriage vows I made you question. Hmmm! |
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merkurix
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Location: Not far from the deep end.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Juregen wrote: |
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Lesson to be learned is:
Don't take a dump at work; wait until you get home. |
Are you crazy?
Taking a dump at work is for free AND you get paid to do it. |
True, true. Call me a sanitary freak, but Korea is not exactly the land of those neat ubiquitous paper azz gaskets you can find in most public restrooms back home. |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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