Korean Job Discussion Forums

[GoldMember]

So the Chairmain of Hyundai who engages in Fraud and Embezzelement of mega millions is punished by being required to give lectures on business ethics.

If you were a Korean Judge how would you punish a nasty English Teacher who broke the law.

Mr Weed Smoker I hearby sentence you to give 50 lectures on the subject of "weed is bad" or I hereby sentence you to engage in 70 hours of community gardening work.

Mr Dodgy Degree Holder, I hereby sentence you to write 12 articles on the subject of "Faking Diplomas is not cool" or I hereby sentence you to undertake a course in Caligraphy.

Mr Paedophile, I hereby sentence you to work without pay for 3 months in a child care center.

Any other ideas?

[Dev]

Any foreigners caught teaching privates will have to teach for free for one year at the Paju English Village.

Any foreign men caught in motels with Korean women will be castrated.

Any foreigners caught laughing or making fun of a young Korean man's pink dress shirt or grey and pink pinstriped suit will spend one year in a sweatshop manufacturing such clothes.

Any foreigner disputing the FACT that Dokdo belongs to Korea will be left on Dokdo with a 3 day supply of Japanese food and left to die.

[Mr Crowley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH4p9BQ3V9o

Like this!!!

[aaabank]

Deport them

[DRAMA OVERKILL]

"Criminal" Acts:

Any foreigner caught commiting a traffic violation shall be forced to speed-deliver an order of jja-jjang-myeon helmetless on a citi-bike to the other side of the city.

Any foreigner caught smoking weed shall be forced to endure a one-on-one lecture on the dangers of narcotics from a fifty year old Korean alcoholic.

Any foreigner caught fighting with a Korean citizen shall be ddong-jimmed 1000 times.

"Unruley" Acts:

Any foreigner caught saying "my country has four seasons, too" shall be stripped of his/her air conditioner and winter jacket.

Any foreigner caught expressing a dislike for kimchi shall be pistol-whipped and given an ajumma perm.

Any foreigner caught saying anything along the lines of "Korean food is not that spicy" shall be shot on the spot.

[Vancouver]

anything serious like murder should result in punishment by torture...after being proven guilty...followed confiscation of all property in korea, some time in jail, and then, deporation...in a smelly boat.

something like weed, just some heavy fine and some jail time....followeed by deporation.

making a little extra cash on the side, conficsation of all that money

being attacked by foreigners on my opinion: priceless

[PeterDragon]

Leading the attack: