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[keseki]

so i live on the third floor of an officetel and my window is directly above the entrance to a 24hr sauna/jimjilbang. this seems to be a popular hangout for a bunch of rowdy teenagers lately. they come out at around 3-4am making sh*tloads of noise with no regard for the residents of the building who might be sleeping.

last night i could take it no more so i came out and started yelling at them to shut the f up at 4am. one of the punks got brave and motioned for me to come down so i immediately ran down but by the time i got there, they ran away.

now i can understand people talking and being loud on a friday or saturday night until like 12 or 1am, but doing that during a weeknight at 4am is where i draw the line. i dont want to get in any scraps or anything, and my building security is absolutely useless, so im thinking of going another route.

where can i acquire some stink bombs that i can chuck over when they get rowdy to clear them out? i was thinking of whipping some eggs at them from my hiding spot, but i think stink bombs will work a real treat! yes...i am that immature.

thanks.

[djsmnc]

Go to the basement of some of the large markets at Dongdaemun and look for a gag/Halloween store...however, you'll be really hard pressed to find the classic glass vials...they have some foil ones you stomp on to release the smell. I dunno. They might not even have those anymore.

[pkang0202]

Get a paintball gun or a pellet gun. Sit on the officetel roof and snipe away.

Or, you can just fill balloons with paint/ink and just throw it down on them.

Personally, I like to play Poo Dollar. I'll find some poop on the street and sandwich it between a 1,000 won bill and leave it someplace conspicuous. One of the kids will pick it up and put it in their pocket.

[RACETRAITOR]

Make your own stink bomb.

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Stink-Bomb
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/360563/make_a_nasty_stink_bomb/

[uberscheisse]

sandwich bag
+
feces
satisfaction

[Mix1]

[IncognitoHFX]

Useful thread. It might give me some idea of how do deal with the church nextdoor that does the exactly same thing.

[uberscheisse]

[IncognitoHFX]

[Czarjorge]

try poo dollar with your own poo. it's a horrible, last ditch option, but has that personal touch that lends oh so much satisfaction.

[uberscheisse]

do poo-man-won. more guarantee of sucess.

[mikekim]

Why waste a 1000 won when you can just throw your feces at them.

[Bibbitybop]

[mrsquirrel]

Throw off milk at them, while it's still hot get a few containers of milk, leave them out with the lid off and let them fester. Once it's ripe and cheesy put into zip lock bags and drop on teenagers.

Rotten milk is horrible stuff.

[Col.Brandon]

You can do the same thing with eggs; let 'em sit on the balcony in the heat for a while and viola! Conveniently packaged stink bombs.

Regular fresh eggs will do at a pinch, too.