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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: New Zealand |
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Here goes
Kiwis, theres more to life than fighting, beer and rugby. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject: Re: Let's bash New Zealand |
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| jinju wrote: |
Here goes
Kiwis, theres more to life than fighting, beer and rugby. |
tell that to the koreans in kangnam! |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Let's bash New Zealand |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
| jinju wrote: |
Here goes
Kiwis, theres more to life than fighting, beer and rugby. |
tell that to the koreans in kangnam! |
I would but I tend to avoid Kangnam |
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chris_J2
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: Kiwis |
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* They emmigrate to Australia in droves, as the pay there is 20% higher. Ozzies tease the Kiwis "Will the last one out please turn off the light!"
* They cant say 56 or fish & chips (fufty sux & fush & chups). Nor can they say NZ (Eeen Zud)
* They whine a lot. (Like a recent thread on Daves ESL just yesterday) |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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nautilus
Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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Many kiwi guys R tw@ts I think. They seemed to have fastened onto this ultra warrior image, complete with Haka, and seek to convince everyone they are the fiercest macho beasts on the planet.
In australia, whenever you come across a dude that nobody likes, he usually is from new Zealand. Likewsie the worst "teacher" I met in Korea was a NZ guy.
However..I did meet a couple of very excellent and great kiwi people. They were Maoris.
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Dome Vans
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| nautilus wrote: |
| However..I did meet a couple of very excellent and great kiwi people. |
You nearly broke the rules of the thread
[/quote] They were Maoris.[/quote]
And you almost got yourself out of the hole.
RULES: NOTHING POSITIVE is to be said about Kiwis in this thread, even if they are Maoris. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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An Australian, a black guy, and a Kiwi are in the hospital waiting room. They get to talking and it turns out all their wives are in the hospital giving birth.
Then the nurse rushes in. "There's been a horrible mistake! We've mixed up all three of your babies, and we don't know which one's which!"
They go into the newborn ward, and there are two white babies and one black one.
"That one's mine, the little black one," says the Aussie.
"What?" exclaims the black guy. "That baby is clearly mine."
The Aussie leans in closer. "Sorry, mate, but if I pick a white one there's a 50/50 chance I'll wind up with the Kiwi kid." |
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koon_taung_daeng
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| i love the kiwis. the white ones at least. im from Hawaii and all of the Maori folks that would visit always got into fights with people for no reason.Same with the Hawaiians though and all Polynesian savage folks. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
An Australian, a black guy, and a Kiwi are in the hospital waiting room. They get to talking and it turns out all their wives are in the hospital giving birth.
Then the nurse rushes in. "There's been a horrible mistake! We've mixed up all three of your babies, and we don't know which one's which!"
They go into the newborn ward, and there are two white babies and one black one.
"That one's mine, the little black one," says the Aussie.
"What?" exclaims the black guy. "That baby is clearly mine."
The Aussie leans in closer. "Sorry, mate, but if I pick a white one there's a 50/50 chance I'll wind up with the Kiwi kid." |
LOL but theres one problem..it assumes Kiwis know what a hospital is. You know they give birth under a tree, dont you? |
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ceesgetdegrees
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| They are just too god damn good looking! |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| koon_taung_daeng wrote: |
| i love the kiwis. the white ones at least. im from Hawaii and all of the Maori folks that would visit always got into fights with people for no reason.Same with the Hawaiians though and all Polynesian savage folks. |
Again, dude, read the rules and the thread title. What are you, a Kiwi? cant you read? |
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ceesgetdegrees
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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| koon_taung_daeng wrote: |
| i love the kiwis. the white ones at least. im from Hawaii and all of the Maori folks that would visit always got into fights with people for no reason.Same with the Hawaiians though and all Polynesian savage folks. |
My god....this board is just fantastic isn't it.
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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| ceesgetdegrees wrote: |
| They are just too god damn good looking! |
Another kiwi with reading comprehension problems. |
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