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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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 Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: How do I tell a student that he smells like semen? |
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I have a student, great kid and all, real hard working and funny guy, who constantly smells like semen. And every once in a while he'll have to do a reading test with me which puts me in close proximity. I try to keep my distance at that time but I end up backed up against the wall as he edges forward, hovering over the open book we're both looking at.
And to further complicate things, he's not that great at English. Couldn't be subtle about it. And he's probably only 12 or so, a little before I started smelling like semen, so I have to be conscious of that as well.
Anyone have any suggestions? |
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Sweet Jesus!
Wash people. Soap and water. Do it in the shower.
How much semen do you need to swim in, or have swim on you, for you to actually smell like semen? |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject: Re: How do I tell a student that he smells like semen? |
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| Masta_Don wrote: |
I have a student, great kid and all, real hard working and funny guy, who constantly smells like semen. And every once in a while he'll have to do a reading test with me which puts me in close proximity. I try to keep my distance at that time but I end up backed up against the wall as he edges forward, hovering over the open book we're both looking at.
And to further complicate things, he's not that great at English. Couldn't be subtle about it. And he's probably only 12 or so, a little before I started smelling like semen, so I have to be conscious of that as well.
Anyone have any suggestions? |
Um...I suggest you don't tell him what you...er...think he smells like...
Uh...you'd have to be through bukkakes to smell like that...I doubt he has...
Could it be peenis on the brain?
Quote: "a little before I started smelling like semen". Um....  |
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boyne11
Joined: 08 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Tell him to be careful.... he might get many girls pregnant just by getting them to smell him.  |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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| there is some tree that is indigenous to korea. gingko? something like that. my ex called it the cum-tree because that's what it smelled like. ask around, see what that tree is, and then tell your student he smells like that tree. |
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pest2
Joined: 01 Jun 2005
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: How do I tell a student that he smells like semen? |
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| Masta_Don wrote: |
I have a student, great kid and all, real hard working and funny guy, who constantly smells like semen. And every once in a while he'll have to do a reading test with me which puts me in close proximity. I try to keep my distance at that time but I end up backed up against the wall as he edges forward, hovering over the open book we're both looking at.
And to further complicate things, he's not that great at English. Couldn't be subtle about it. And he's probably only 12 or so, a little before I started smelling like semen, so I have to be conscious of that as well.
Anyone have any suggestions? |
are you saying the age at which you started smelling like semen was younger than that of your student? When does the average person start to smell like semen, anyway? |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: How do I tell a student that he smells like semen? |
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| Tokki1 wrote: |
| Masta_Don wrote: |
I have a student, great kid and all, real hard working and funny guy, who constantly smells like semen. And every once in a while he'll have to do a reading test with me which puts me in close proximity. I try to keep my distance at that time but I end up backed up against the wall as he edges forward, hovering over the open book we're both looking at.
And to further complicate things, he's not that great at English. Couldn't be subtle about it. And he's probably only 12 or so, a little before I started smelling like semen, so I have to be conscious of that as well.
Anyone have any suggestions? |
Um...I suggest you don't tell him what you...er...think he smells like...
Uh...you'd have to be through bukkakes to smell like that...I doubt he has...
Could it be peenis on the brain?
Quote: "a little before I started smelling like semen". Um.... |
All it takes is a few days without washing and an internet connection.
As for that quote, you know that time. When you first learn the joys of manipulating one's own body without realizing the discomfort you cause by pulling the pud three times a day in the boys' bathroom at school and leaving the drippings on the front of your pants. |
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Optimus Prime
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Here's a better idea. Let his friends tell him. Why on earth would you stick you nose into this kids...uh, well...you know. |
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CeleryMan
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Yikes! You really deserve a raise. |
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Corky
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:29 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe it's bleach. |
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Chris2007
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:49 am Post subject: |
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| Don't say anything to the student. Inform the head teacher, director, or whoever about how bad it is and hopefully they'll let his mom/dad know. |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:06 am Post subject: Re: How do I tell a student that he smells like semen? |
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| Tokki1 wrote: |
| Masta_Don wrote: |
I have a student, great kid and all, real hard working and funny guy, who constantly smells like semen. And every once in a while he'll have to do a reading test with me which puts me in close proximity. I try to keep my distance at that time but I end up backed up against the wall as he edges forward, hovering over the open book we're both looking at.
And to further complicate things, he's not that great at English. Couldn't be subtle about it. And he's probably only 12 or so, a little before I started smelling like semen, so I have to be conscious of that as well.
Anyone have any suggestions? |
Um...I suggest you don't tell him what you...er...think he smells like...
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Chestnut trees? |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: |
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| you know that time... When you first learn the ... discomfort you cause by pulling the pud three times a day in the boys' bathroom at school. |
Can't remember that but hahaha.
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pkang0202
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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What do you do when an elephants comes through your window??
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genezorm
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:21 am Post subject: |
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| i don't know what is more disturbing...the fact that the kid smells like semen....or the fact that you are able to recognize it..... |
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