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Why I dont believe in evolution
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:00 am    Post subject: Why I dont believe in evolution Reply with quote

'Cause a lot of smart people who believe in a magical being in the sky tell me that evolution is far fetched. This being supposedly created everything and not only that, he himself wasnt created by anyone cause he has always been here even before time itself, which he created, btw, which isnt as far fetched as evolution.
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IlIlNine



Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Gunpo, Gyonggi, SoKo

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A little OT but I always liked this quote/observation:

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The evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man, it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lose sleep wondering about these questions:

▶ which came first, the chicken or the egg?
▶ where did Cain get his wife?
▶ what does the turtle stand on?
▶ what does the first chair oboist tune to?
▶ if children become racists only if their parents are racists, then where did the first generation of racists come from?
▶ if education professors teach teachers, then who teaches education professors?
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huffdaddy



Joined: 25 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
I lose sleep wondering about these questions:


If a bear shits in the woods, does anyone hear it?
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nautilus



Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no!! yet another evolution thread is born!!!!

I'll come back in 2 years and it'll still be at the top of the forum...
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This pretty much sums it up: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1483755384

Watch it again here if you missed something the first time: http://www.cartoonfeed.com/videos/South_Park/South_Park_-_Mrs_Garrison_Teaches_Evolution (This one includes the students reactions...)


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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="tomato"]I lose sleep wondering about these questions:

▶ 1. which came first, the chicken or the egg?
▶ 2. where did Cain get his wife?
▶ 3. if children become racists only if their parents are racists, then where did the first generation of racists come from?
[quote]

[numbers are mine]

1. Who cares, they both taste good.

2. (a serious answer here) According The First and Second Book of Adam and Eve (part of the The Forgotten Books of Eden, books that continued Adam and Eve's story after Genesis and have since been removed from use in the church), Cain (meaning "Hate") was born with a sister named Luluwa (meaning "Beautiful"). After Cain killed Abel, he went back to the Cave of Treasures (where Adam and his family were banished to by God) to bury Abel, left the cave with Luluwa, married her, and went to a forest and had babies.

3. Texas and Alabama.


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Rteacher



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the whole evolution episode - with French subtitles yet: http://telicthoughts.com/south-park-takes-on-god-and-evolution/
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

intelligent design... what intelligent designer would design AIDS? a fucking idiot, that's what
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote