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Ryst Helmut
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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 Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:14 am Post subject: Things stolen FROM you... |
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Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes.
A stream of thoughts about those shoes......and then, wait, my BRANDish new motorcycle (7 km <straight from the shop to my flat>) was ripped overnight. Yeah, you got it...bought it brand new, drove it straight home (as gov't offices were closed on Sunday...and being the noob didn't wanna break too many laws) to be registered the next. I was awoken by knocks on my door by my buddy telling my bike was gone...thought it a prank, then reality set in.
!@$%!#%^&@%^!
Back to those shoes...after all, I thought of them first! It was 1997 (winter) and went to TKD and left my (maybe only worn 1 week) TKD shoes in those little cubicles. Finish my lesson (last to leave) and no shoes. After about five 360 degree turns I give up on magically finding them.
I s'pose I recall it first cause:
A-WHO STEALS USED SHOES?!?!?!?!?
B-I walked home 20 minutes uphill in the snow <(and ice) to top my Pa> barefoot.
Bastardos.
And you?
!shoosh,
Ryst |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| My soul. $1000 reward if found. |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:31 am Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes.
A stream of thoughts about those shoes......and then, wait, my BRANDish new motorcycle (7 km <straight from the shop to my flat>) was ripped overnight. Yeah, you got it...bought it brand new, drove it straight home (as gov't offices were closed on Sunday...and being the noob didn't wanna break too many laws) to be registered the next. I was awoken by knocks on my door by my buddy telling my bike was gone...thought it a prank, then reality set in.
!@$%!#%^&@%^!
Back to those shoes...after all, I thought of them first! It was 1997 (winter) and went to TKD and left my (maybe only worn 1 week) TKD shoes in those little cubicles. Finish my lesson (last to leave) and no shoes. After about five 360 degree turns I give up on magically finding them.
I s'pose I recall it first cause:
A-WHO STEALS USED SHOES?!?!?!?!?
B-I walked home 20 minutes uphill in the snow <(and ice) to top my Pa> barefoot.
Bastardos.
And you?
!shoosh,
Ryst |
Idiot alert.... |
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wo buxihuan hanguoren
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Location: Suyuskis
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:33 am Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| butlerian wrote: |
| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes.
A stream of thoughts about those shoes......and then, wait, my BRANDish new motorcycle (7 km <straight from the shop to my flat>) was ripped overnight. Yeah, you got it...bought it brand new, drove it straight home (as gov't offices were closed on Sunday...and being the noob didn't wanna break too many laws) to be registered the next. I was awoken by knocks on my door by my buddy telling my bike was gone...thought it a prank, then reality set in.
!@$%!#%^&@%^!
Back to those shoes...after all, I thought of them first! It was 1997 (winter) and went to TKD and left my (maybe only worn 1 week) TKD shoes in those little cubicles. Finish my lesson (last to leave) and no shoes. After about five 360 degree turns I give up on magically finding them.
I s'pose I recall it first cause:
A-WHO STEALS USED SHOES?!?!?!?!?
B-I walked home 20 minutes uphill in the snow <(and ice) to top my Pa> barefoot.
Bastardos.
And you?
!shoosh,
Ryst |
Idiot alert.... |
While it is kind of you to announce your presence, Twatlerian, no one gives a toot. |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:34 am Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| wo buxihuan hanguoren wrote: |
| butlerian wrote: |
| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes.
A stream of thoughts about those shoes......and then, wait, my BRANDish new motorcycle (7 km <straight from the shop to my flat>) was ripped overnight. Yeah, you got it...bought it brand new, drove it straight home (as gov't offices were closed on Sunday...and being the noob didn't wanna break too many laws) to be registered the next. I was awoken by knocks on my door by my buddy telling my bike was gone...thought it a prank, then reality set in.
!@$%!#%^&@%^!
Back to those shoes...after all, I thought of them first! It was 1997 (winter) and went to TKD and left my (maybe only worn 1 week) TKD shoes in those little cubicles. Finish my lesson (last to leave) and no shoes. After about five 360 degree turns I give up on magically finding them.
I s'pose I recall it first cause:
A-WHO STEALS USED SHOES?!?!?!?!?
B-I walked home 20 minutes uphill in the snow <(and ice) to top my Pa> barefoot.
Bastardos.
And you?
!shoosh,
Ryst |
Idiot alert.... |
While it is kind of you to announce your presence, Twatlerian, no one gives a toot. |
Been drinking again, have you? Go make a useful post somewhere. It'll make a nice change from your usual trolling. |
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Tokki1
Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:37 am Post subject: |
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Mr. Buxiban and the Butler don't care about shoes.  |
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:39 am Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
| A-WHO STEALS USED SHOES?!?!?!?!? |
Had mine stolen from a Thai Internet cafe. Had to walk 20 minutes down the gravel road to buy new ones.
That sucks about yer bike, though.
Only thing I can remember being stolen (in Korea) is a whole slew of umbrellas, including the last one which was a UNIQUE colour and design and on the inside was written "If your name isn't FRANK, then this isn't your F***ing umbrella!".
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newton kabiddles
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:01 am Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
| Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes. |
Hey Ryst Helmut, good idea.
Whoa! Flashback! When I was about 8 years old some kids from what we called "the projects" stole my bicycle. Those damn blacks! haha! |
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happeningthang
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| newton kabiddles wrote: |
| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
| Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes. |
Hey Ryst Helmut, good idea.
Whoa! Flashback! When I was about 8 years old some kids from what we called "the projects" stole my bicycle. Those damn blacks! haha! |
How's that go again? |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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two crates of chocopies,(for my students)
one set of headphones for my MP3 player
a whole lot of time and sanity |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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| happeningthang wrote: |
| newton kabiddles wrote: |
| Ryst Helmut wrote: |
| Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes. |
Hey Ryst Helmut, good idea.
Whoa! Flashback! When I was about 8 years old some kids from what we called "the projects" stole my bicycle. Those damn blacks! haha! |
How's that go again? |
I thought it was pretty funny...and stereotypically accurate! |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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I sympathize with you, Ryst. I had a pair of shoes and a scooter stolen when I lived in Koong-Dong (Daejon). It sucks. They were stolen from in front of my apt, so at least I didn't have to walk anywhere in the snow.
The only other thing I remember having had stolen was a letter I'd written (about how upset I was at admin shenanigans at school). It was taken off my desk by a 'manager' and given to the boss it was written about. He was not pleased. |
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aarontendo
Joined: 08 Feb 2006
Location: Daegu-ish
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Things stolen FROM you... |
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[quote="happeningthang"][quote="newton kabiddles"][quote="Ryst Helmut"]Ok, so another thread got me to think of things that were stolen from me and the first thing that pops into my head were my shoes.[/quote]
Hey Ryst Helmut, good idea.
Whoa! Flashback! When I was about 8 years old some kids from what we called "the projects" stole my bicycle. [b]Those damn blacks! haha![/b][/quote]
How's that go again?[/quote]
Did they get your bike as a Christmas gift? |
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genezorm
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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| i had my virginity stolen by a foreigner...he was white and had a big nose |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| i had my virginity stolen by a foreigner...he was white and had a big nose |
I know someone who had his virginity stolen at Suwon station. He was 45 years old, Canadian, overweight, and wore his pants pulled up to his *beep*. |
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