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[OiGirl]

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October 20, 2003

NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part
of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the
southeast Asian nation. Of course we here at Top5 Pets
would rather the homeless pups were adopted into loving
homes, but when in Phnom Penh...


The Top 9 Slogans to Promote Dog Consumption


9> Got Silky Terrier?

8> Bring Lassie Home: 12 Nuggets For $5.98

7> It's De-leash-ous!

6> We Put The "Ruff" In Roughage

5> Yorkshire Terrier Pudding: It's What's for Dessert

4> Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Great Pyrenees?

3> Make a Run for the Border Collie

2> Westies: The Other White Meat


and the Number 1 Slogan to Promote Dog Consumption...


1> Mmmm... That's a Good Boy!



[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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Selected from 41 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top5 Pets List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Patrick O'Driscoll, St Louis, MO -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3, 7
Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA -- 4, 9, Topic
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 5, 8 Topic
Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD -- 6
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- RU list name, Banner Tag
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List Vet

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Slogans to Promote Dog Consumption
RUNNERS UP list -- Leftovers
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Every Kid Should Have a Dog
(RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS)

Everything Tastes Better When It's Sitting on a Spitz
(Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA)

Face It: If It Came Down to It, They'd Eat *You*
(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

KFD: We Do Bichon Right
(Patrick O'Driscoll, St Louis, MO)

Make Man's Best Friend Your Next Meal!
(Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Try a Scooby Snack!
(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)

When It Says Whippet, Whippet, Whippet on the Label, Label, Label
You Will Like It, Like It, Like It on Your Table, Table, Table
(Stephen Dudzik, Olney, MD)

You Won't Need a Doggie Bag
(Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia)


Runner Up list name
(Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA)

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[vegetable]

This is encouraging. Maybe in the future we'll start killing and eating homeless people as a urban makeover solution.

[peppermint]

So you've never read Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"?

[vegetable]

No but I've read The Limits of Trooglaft.

And I've seen the movie Delicatessan.

[peppermint]

The basic premise of " A Modest Proposal" is that something must be done about the poor children ( written in seventeenth century England) It's social commentary at it's most biting. (pun intended)

[Emma Clare]

Someone ought to eat all those poor b**tards that I see locked up in cages all day, or chained up down the side of buildings. First time I've ever seen a dog in what equates to little more than an oversized hamster cage. Frickin' moronic Koreans

[Bulsajo]

A: Soylent Green.


Q: Ever wondered what's in those protein meal-replacement shakes?

[Homer]

Emma, dear, calm down...

As for the pooches here in Korea well they are treated differently then back home thats for sure..!
The whole "pet" culture here is different and this unfortunately sometimes leads to bad treatement of animals. Not cool.
However, to call Koreans "moronic" because of the way SOME of them treat dogs is well...moronic itself...

[erlyn]

Alright - here's a bit of dog-eating humour from one of my students (40-ish business man). We were doing an exercise with the conditional, like, "If I had a ____________, I would___________"

So one of the thoughts to complete in the exercise was, "If I had a big dog,.......", with the idea that students would complete it with, "....I would have to walk him a lot." or whatever. So we were going around the room, and it gets to Mr. Seo, and he says, "If I had a big dog, I would be hungry all the time."

It took about five seconds for the class to process that, and then we all fell down laughing. True story.

[whatthefunk]

A picture of a dog on a BBQ when talking about hot dogs always gets a laugh out of the kids...

[intergalactic]

Emma, those dogs are in those cages because they ARE about to be eaten. Anyone ever seen a korean dog in a cage that wasn't destined for the pot?

[Dan]

When Lewis & Clark made their expedition, they frequently ate dog, and Clark even wrote how some of the Frenchmen preferred the taste of dog to chicken.

And there are photos of people walking around at some fair or something selling dog meat on a stick.

so you see boys and girls, you can look down on the lowly asians all you want, but its all cyclical

[khyber]

but i've seen some of the supposed delicious. They are actually really smart (read: good looking and handsome) dogs...well, as dogs go.

How can they eat something that looks so cute...
like pinchy the lobster. I still haven't forgiven homer...what a JERK!

[Kwangjuchicken]

[quote="OiGirl"](from TopFive.com)

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How much is that doggie on the menu?
TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- PETS
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October 20, 2003

NOTE FROM THE LIST VET:

Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part
of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the
southeast Asian nation. Of course we here at Top5 Pets
would rather the homeless pups were adopted into loving
homes, but when in Phnom Penh...


The Top 9 Slogans to Promote Dog Consumption




2> Westies: The Other White Meat

AMEN

[Kwangjuchicken]