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tfunk
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:05 am Post subject: Is it okay to carry a knife to stab dogs? |
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Is it okay to carry a knife in case a dog attacks you? What is the best defence against an angry dog? Brick, wisdom, quiet words, knife frenzied drug induced power strike?
I'm a bit paranoid again but I'm also scared of dogs.
I spent about 20 minutes deciding my avatar and I finally chose this one:
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Thunndarr
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| Have you ever heard the question "How many roads must a man walk down?" Well, in that case the anser is, 42. You should carry no less than 42 knives in case you are assaulted by a poodle, pit bull, mastiff, or any combination of canines therein. And yes, I am completely serious. |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:16 am Post subject: |
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If you see an aggressive dog, do not give him eye contact. Instead, look away and yawn. Yes, yawn. This is doggy talk for "you're the top dog, and I have no intention of challenging it." I saw i t on the telly.  |
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tfunk
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:19 am Post subject: |
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| Thunndarr wrote: |
| Have you ever heard the question "How many roads must a man walk down?" Well, in that case the anser is, 42. You should carry no less than 42 knives in case you are assaulted by a poodle, pit bull, mastiff, or any combination of canines therein. And yes, I am completely serious. |
I've consulted with The Man and we've decided that your crazy. I am serious, I just use humor to present my point. I'm in Thailand now and dogs sometimes bark at me, so I'd like some info to feel at ease OR carry a knife. Is that a song by Kenny Rodgers, in which case I apologise. Are you a girl? |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| If you see an aggressive dog, do not give him eye contact. Instead, look away and yawn. Yes, yawn. This is doggy talk for "you're the top dog, and I have no intention of challenging it." I saw i t on the telly. |
No, no, no. You've got to let them sniff your butt. That's how you build rapport with a dog. |
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Thunndarr
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| tfunk wrote: |
| Thunndarr wrote: |
| Have you ever heard the question "How many roads must a man walk down?" Well, in that case the anser is, 42. You should carry no less than 42 knives in case you are assaulted by a poodle, pit bull, mastiff, or any combination of canines therein. And yes, I am completely serious. |
I've consulted with The Man and we've decided that your crazy. I am serious, I just use humor to present my point. I'm in Thailand now and dogs sometimes bark at me, so I'd like some info to feel at ease OR carry a knife. Is that a song by Kenny Rodgers, in which case I apologise. Are you a girl? |
Yes, I am a girl and I want you in the worst way possible. Please send me your contact details immediately. |
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tfunk
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Buddha once said "If you are a Troll you will attract Trolls". So much wisdom from one of the most underappreciated wits of our time.
Thanks everybody for your advice.
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:10 am Post subject: |
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| Thunndarr wrote: |
| Have you ever heard the question "How many roads must a man walk down?" Well, in that case the anser is, 42. You should carry no less than 42 knives in case you are assaulted by a poodle, pit bull, mastiff, or any combination of canines therein. And yes, I am completely serious. |
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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i always carry a knife so that i can stab foreigners.
i hate foreigners. fucking white people. and other non-white non-koreans too.
stab.
stab.
stab!
i like to do it as i walk through crowds.
if it works on foreigners, it'll work on dogs.
rss 
 right now i'm listening to: fucked up - baiting the public |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: |
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| tfunk wrote: |
| Buddha once said "If you are a Troll you will attract Trolls". |
I thought it was "if you see the Buddha on the road, stab him."
| rockstarsmooth wrote: |
i always carry a knife so that i can stab foreigners.
i hate foreigners. fucking white people. and other non-white non-koreans too.
stab.
stab.
stab!
i like to do it as i walk through crowds.
if it works on foreigners, it'll work on dogs.
rss
right now i'm listening to: fucked up - baiting the public |
You're just a one trick pony, aren't you? |
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!
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