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Almond Tease makes me lol
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HapKi wrote:
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Having sex with lesbian dragons isn't a realistic fantasy. If I was Tom Cruise then this is what I'd be thinking about


Awesome!! You fantasize about Tom Cruise having sex with lesbian dragons. That's hot!!


Don't dis-underestimate me or there'll be trouble brewing in your neighbourhood.
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
caniff wrote:
Although I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she let one rip, she's not that hot. You can see much better walking down the street (in Seoul) if you sit down and wait for a few minutes.


And how many of them are doing three way lesbian, A2M, or DP? Exactly. Almond Tease: 1, Seoul: 0


More to the point, how many of them are doing those things with you?
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Doogie



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HapKi wrote:
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Having sex with lesbian dragons isn't a realistic fantasy. If I was Tom Cruise then this is what I'd be thinking about


Awesome!! You fantasize about Tom Cruise having sex with lesbian dragons. That's hot!!

Is this a Scientology thing? Tom Cruise sounds flaky enough these days that he might actually be up for this. Laughing Laughing
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lastat06513



Joined: 18 Mar 2003
Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My-My-My!!!!!

Don't ever put yourself down, guys....
Anyone can score if you're in the right place at the right time, it is natural...
And as long as you don't give off that "I am only here to pick you up and get down your pants" kinda' vibe....

You don't know how many times I would be chilling on the subway in Seoul, minding my own p&qs' when a woman would look my way, I would make it like I was not interested in her and she would "bump" into me and inquisitively ask for a seat, I would say "its a free country- go ahead" or just the simple "ahnjo-aeyo" and her eyes would light up like a christmas tree. We'd have one of those ice-breaking chats before one of us leaves the train.....then if I meet them again, it was like we were friends for a long time.

Here are some things to remember;

1. For every cute girl you meet, she has an equally beautiful or even more attractive friend that might be interested in you.
2. Knowing the language, even alittle, will open you up to meeting more kinds of women.
3. Sometimes it is cool to be the ugly one because she is secure in knowing you won't cheat on her and no other woman would steal you away from her and you might use your time to persue better persuits that might make you more successful later- thus, making you a "potential" mate

Granted, porn is good, but you don't have to lower your standards to look at something like that.....at least if you look at porn, you should raise your standards several bars.... Wink
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4 months left



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jdog2050 wrote:
4 months left wrote:
That's one Fugly chick!


...what?


F(ukin)UGLY
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mateomiguel



Joined: 16 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

4 months left wrote:

F(ukin)UGLY


I don't think that word means what you think it means.

THIS



is F(ukin)UGLY.
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Richard Krainium wrote:
A2M? I got the rest...


Alpha 2-macroglobulin, a gene with the ability to inhibit all four classes of proteinases by a unique "trapping" mechanism .

I'd hit that...with a big stick. She's not hot at all.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pak Yu Man wrote:


I'd hit that...with a big stick. She's not hot at all.



sheez... whats with you people????? She's got a pulse....what else do ya need??????
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nautilus



Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaderedux2 wrote:
Book upside down come on people whose taking these pics?


Guys are attracted to apparently silly, juvenile girly women. The upside down book and mispelled english just adds to the cuteness and frivolous factor.

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Asked my spousal unit (male) He said she was ugly and he wasn't just being nice.


When spousal unit = korean male, you can't expect him to be happy about the flower of his race getting it on with mutliple foreigners.


Anyhow- I heard she was fined in Korea for making porn in Canada. What happened- did she do a runner and go back there?
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She doesn't even fill out her bra. Come on, shove some bra pads in there and change the stance so that Korean-girl-skinny-fat roll doesn't show.
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jaxommm



Joined: 19 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:06 pm    Post subject: Amazed at your criticisms!!! Reply with quote

Wow, I am shocked by Almond's story and people's lack of actual knowledge of it...and those "fugly" and smarts comments???

Here's some truth from you from someone who worked with her!!!

No. 1: that is a sucky photo of her...in other photos she looks very cute...her fault or the amateur camera and makeup people? Anyways,
SHE LOOKS AMAZING FOR 35!!! Yes, that's right...she is 35...and she still gets carded at clubs...wonder if you critics can say the same thing? Look at her in some of her other photos and look at yourself in the mirror! lol

No.2: Not smart? Umm, the poster that suggested that that was a prop is correct...in fact, they wanted her to look like a student, so she tells me, but the home she was in didn't have any reading material at all...thy just handed her some pamphlets or something...HERE'S THE FACTS FOLKS: she is currently a grad student studying international relations (at the top of her class)...she will earn her MA this year and her PHD next year!

Almost all the facts in this story were soooo wrong in the press. She's not even Korean...dummies!!!

last but not least...everyone who has met her adores her...there is a reason why her site is popular...watch her in her videos...sweet and a great connection with the camera...

that's all I have to say....she may not look like Jessica Alba but fugly? Look in the mirror!
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jaxommm



Joined: 19 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:10 pm    Post subject: addit. Reply with quote

By the way....SHE WAS NOT FINED!

AND,IF YOU CARE TO NOTICE...the only male she actually has sex with in her videos happens to be her husband of 7 years!!!

Koreans didn't like seeing what they consider one of their girls with a foreigner though...I know that from experince...and I could care less!
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jaxommm



Joined: 19 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:20 pm    Post subject: had to add this... Reply with quote

You call that a book?

Dicken's "Bleak House" is a book!

Girl's holding some sort of checkout-line .99 cent cocktail mixing book or something...duh!

I was looking at some of her other pics by the way...in them she looks toned and healthy...so that is just a bad pose! Check them out for yourself before you comment!

And to compare her to the plastic girls in Seoul???? How many of them looked hot before their eye-jobs and lipo and nose-jobs and hair straightening etc etc etc...at least Almond is natural...she would be gorgeous and model-like too or evn unbelievably so if she got the same work done that the masses have in Seoul...I never saw a single natural beauty in Seoul! Anyway natural girl was far below Almond on the Plain Jane scale!



Me thinks there are some bitter Korean males here with issues![/i]
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jaxommm



Joined: 19 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol....I cannot write that author's name???


hahahahaha!

Charles Dikken's!!!
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaxommm wrote:
lol....I cannot write that author's name???


hahahahaha!

Charles Dikken's!!!


Is that you Tease?!

Ummm....Can I have an...er...autographed photo? It's for my *cough* friend, not me. Poster size if ya have'em!
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