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[amberflannery]

omg- this is supposed to be a joke post- cant you continue this debate in your own post?

[bejarano-korea]

[amberflannery]

what a killer come back! are we 5?

[bejarano-korea]

[IlIlNine]

[Jizzo T. Clown]

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he�s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

[Alyallen]

This sucks but here we go....

What do you call a Black pilot?





































A pilot, you fucking racist!

[endofthewor1d]

[Cheonmunka]

[Big_Bird]

I laughed so hard, the first time I heard this:

An American, an Englishman and an (obligatory) Irishman are standing in front of the Empire State building. The American says, "Do you know what happens if you try to fall off that? When you fall about 10 floors there's a current of air that whisks you back up to the top again."

The Irishman says "Don't talk stupid, man."
The American says "So you don't believe me? Well let's go up and see then."

They climb to the top, and the American climbs up ready to hurl himself off. The Irishman pleads with him to reconsider. "For the love of God, don't do it man!"

The American retorts "You don't believe me, do you? Just you watch and see!" And with that, he jumps out into the air. The Irishman watches with horror as the American falls. But, amazingly, he suddenly shoots back up again, just as he had described, and lands back on the roof.

The Irishman goes "Oh yes! Give me a shot!" and before the Englishman can stop him, he's thrown himself off the building, and ........... landed on the ground with a terrible SPLAT!

The Englishman turns to the American and says, "Jeez you can be a c*nt sometimes, Superman!"

[bejarano-korea]

[bejarano-korea]

A plane that has took off from its usual London to NY route is flying over the atlantic and the pilot goes over the tannoy:

"I'm afraid the plane is losing height, we are going to have to offload your luggage, we are sorry about this but there is nothing to worry about but some of you will lose your luggage"

The passangers are a bit fed up about this but it is better than crashing, however half an hour later the tannoy perks up again and it is the pilot.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid the plane is losing height, will you please take all your personal luggage and take it to the cargo door so we can maintain the present height - thank you"

The passengers, angry at losing their duty free take thier personal luggage to the cargo door, whinging all the way.

After about an hour, the tannoy goes again, it is the pilot:

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are starting to lose height and we need to lose more weight, can you all please rip up your seats and take them to the cargo door"

Everyone is angry now because they will have to sit on the floor all the way to New York, but they do it because it is better than crashing into the sea, but half an hour later, the captain is on the tannoy again.

"I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, we have to lose more weight, can you all please take your clothes off and take them to the cargo door"

Now everyone is cheesed off, no luggage, no duty free with nowhere to sit and now naked, what will everyone think when they file throuh customs at JFK? The tannoy goes again however and the captain says:

"I'm sorry but even though we have thrown everyone out we need to lose more weight"

Everyone groans.

"We are sorry but we need to start throwing people out of the cargo door"

Horrified shreiks come from the passengers.

"You have not to worry because we have done this the fairest way we can and have decided to throw people out based on alphabetical order"

Everyone is dumfounded. Then the captain goes over the tannoy.

"Can all the Asians, blacks and Chinese report to the cargo door"

[Kimchi Cowboy]

The Definition of Heaven and Hell

HEAVEN is a place where:

- The police are British.
- The lovers are French.
- The cooks are Italian.
- The mechanics are German.
- It's all organised by the Swiss.


HELL is a place where:

- The police are German.
- The lovers are Swiss.
- The cooks are British.
- The mechanics are French.
- It's all organised by the Italians.

[Czarjorge]

what is the sound of puerto rican independence day?






...sirens.



...schwick (make the sound while miming a switchblade)




...white women screaming "please don't rape me!"

what has nine arms and sucks?




...Def Leppard.



Now, before you condemn me for the above, I would like to point out, that one of my good friends is both Puerto Rican and a huge Def Leppard fan and he signed off on both.

[Are they the lemmings]