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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject: Those goddamn Brazillians Reply with quote

Im so sick and tired of these goddamn Brazillians. The Samba has to be the stupidest dance ever and its even dumber when done by a bunch of idiots on a soccer pitch. Thats field to you dumbass Canadians and Americans. Now, dont get me wrong, thats not my only beef with Brazil. Another one would be the use of single names. Why dont these guys get a last name AND a first name? They aint Madonna. Even Picasso had two names and he was a real artist. The next time I hear someone refer to a Brazillian soccer player as an artist Ill kick my TV. Especially Pele. Not only was he not an artist on the pitch, thats a field to you dumbass Canucks and yanks, he wasnt even that good a player. 90% of his goals came playing games in the jungles of Brazil. Maradona was way better. Pele ended up a nobody in a bankrupt minor league in the US.

Also, as an aside, Brazillian women dont have big booties, they are just fat

Soccer, fat women and sky high crime. Go at your own risk.
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mindmetoo



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Show them your crap photos.
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Maradona example didn't work. That's his surname (Diego Armando Maradona) and no different from "Zidane", whereas Brazilian names are often nicknames (V�tor Borba Ferreira = Rivaldo, Ronaldo de Ass�s Moreira = Ronaldinho, Edson Arantes do Nascimento = Pele). Sometimes, a Brazilian will use just their given name (Ronaldo Luis Naz�rio de Lima = Ronaldo). It does seem a bit pompous, nicknames always are, but then again Brazilian (and Portuguese) names are long as you can see and difficult to put on the back of a soccer jersey.

Because Brazil looks kinda fun with its beaches and babes, I say let the little Brazilians live. But the Chinese moon bear torturers and Japanese dolphin torturers.....nuke 'em into the fookin Stone Age.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you were going to take a shot at them for cutting down their rain forest.
Let's throw that in, too.
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jinju



Joined: 22 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
The Maradona example didn't work. That's his surname (Diego Armando Maradona) and no different from "Zidane", whereas Brazilian names are often nicknames (V�tor Borba Ferreira = Rivaldo, Ronaldo de Ass�s Moreira = Ronaldinho, Edson Arantes do Nascimento = Pele). Sometimes, a Brazilian will use just their given name (Ronaldo Luis Naz�rio de Lima = Ronaldo). It does seem a bit pompous, nicknames always are, but then again Brazilian (and Portuguese) names are long as you can see and difficult to put on the back of a soccer jersey.

Because Brazil looks kinda fun with its beaches and babes, I say let the little Brazilians live. But the Chinese moon bear torturers and Japanese dolphin torturers.....nuke 'em into the fookin Stone Age.


I didnt give Maradona as an example of the name issue. I gave Maradona as an example of a player far better than Pele. Pele was shit. overrated.
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bassexpander



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Show them your crap photos.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Are you telling me that Jinju is one of those weird fetishists who loves taking photos of crap left in toilets?
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indytrucks



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Pele was *beep*. overrated.


Dude, you're on crack.
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in_seoul_2003



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Those goddamn Brazillians Reply with quote

jinju wrote:


Also, as an aside, Brazillian women dont have big booties, they are just fat



Yea, they have fat IN their booties. That's what a booty is. You don't think that a booty is 100% muscle or some weird respiratory organ, do you?
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paquebot



Joined: 20 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:42 am    Post subject: Re: Those goddamn Brazillians Reply with quote

in_seoul_2003 wrote:
That's what a booty is. You don't think that a booty is 100% muscle or some weird respiratory organ, do you?


Are you telling me that a booty isn't some weird respiratory organ? But ... but ... I thought that explained the ability to talk out one's ass!
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reactionary



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

speaking of soccer jerseys, how about koreans? how many other nations find it inadequate to put only their surname on the jersey? i think it'd be hilarious if korea did. "KIM PASSES TO KIM, WHO PASSES TO KIM, WHO PASSES TO KIM. KIM SCORES!"
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oneofthesarahs



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, damn Brazilians. They're really itchy when they grow back in.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oneofthesarahs wrote:
Yeah, damn Brazilians. They're really itchy when they grow back in.



Do I say "Eww..." or "Hmm..." ?
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Bramble



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

indytrucks wrote:
jinju wrote:
Pele was *beep*. overrated.


Dude, you're on crack.


Careful ... that may be "legally actionable" around here.

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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
The Maradona example didn't work. That's his surname (Diego Armando Maradona) and no different from "Zidane", whereas Brazilian names are often nicknames (V�tor Borba Ferreira = Rivaldo, Ronaldo de Ass�s Moreira = Ronaldinho, Edson Arantes do Nascimento = Pele). Sometimes, a Brazilian will use just their given name (Ronaldo Luis Naz�rio de Lima = Ronaldo). It does seem a bit pompous, nicknames always are, but then again Brazilian (and Portuguese) names are long as you can see and difficult to put on the back of a soccer jersey.

Because Brazil looks kinda fun with its beaches and babes, I say let the little Brazilians live. But the Chinese moon bear torturers and Japanese dolphin torturers.....nuke 'em into the fookin Stone Age.


I didnt give Maradona as an example of the name issue. I gave Maradona as an example of a player far better than Pele. Pele was *beep*. overrated.


Didn't you say Madonna?

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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:08 am    Post subject: Re: Those goddamn Brazillians Reply with quote

jinju wrote:
Im so sick and tired of these goddamn Brazillians. The Samba has to be the stupidest dance ever and its even dumber when done by a bunch of idiots on a soccer pitch. Thats field to you dumbass Canadians and Americans. Now, dont get me wrong, thats not my only beef with Brazil. Another one would be the use of single names. Why dont these guys get a last name AND a first name? They aint Madonna. Even Picasso had two names and he was a real artist. The next time I hear someone refer to a Brazillian soccer player as an artist Ill kick my TV. Especially Pele. Not only was he not an artist on the pitch, thats a field to you dumbass Canucks and yanks, he wasnt even that good a player. 90% of his goals came playing games in the jungles of Brazil. Maradona was way better. Pele ended up a nobody in a bankrupt minor league in the US.

Also, as an aside, Brazillian women dont have big booties, they are just fat

Soccer, fat women and sky high crime. Go at your own risk.



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