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Son Deureo!



Joined: 30 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just today, "I want to be a streaker!" He meant "striker".

Once on a test, "Would you like a piece of glass?" We were learning glass of juice, piece of pizza, etc., and he went just a wee bit off course.
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Zed



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I have a number of large family members" meaning
"I have a large number of family members"

This was actually a Korean teacher
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Zed



Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Shakedown Street

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of the ~ed ~ing confusion can be interesting.
My character is excited. (computer game Character (all that I could get them to talk about (also works with interested)) - cracks me up once every couple of months)
I'm boring. (the most common and one English learners of Spanish often make - soy aburrido - estoy aburrido)
The movie was disappointed.


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matthewwoodford



Joined: 01 Oct 2003
Location: Location, location, location.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:15 pm    Post subject: Re: what's funniest things your students say without.... Reply with quote

what's THE funniest thing...etc, etc.

It's bad enough hearing the students make this kind of mistake without the teachers doing it too thank-you very much! Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? Do your students also make typos? Distressing....
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NearlyKorean



Joined: 15 Mar 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ

PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:42 pm    Post subject: Teacher is learning. Reply with quote

One boy came to class and proudly announced "Teacher, I am a dXXk." Unzip his coat and pulled out a magnifying glass.

I had no idea, private dectectives were called dXXks at one point and time. This according to a book the student had.
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waterbaby



Joined: 01 Feb 2003
Location: Baking Gord a Cheescake pie

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a large group of 5 year olds who can't quite manage the "s" sound in horse... and so when I bring out the horse flashcard, I hear a chorus of "*beep* *beep* *beep*".
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's my own fault for bringing in a free talking topic about drinking last week, but I had a middle aged man tell me how sad he was when his father "passed out" five years ago. Shocked

Talk about correcting someone delicately!
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erlyn



Joined: 08 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon, South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In my adult classes, I make a habit of starting each class off with asking people about their weekend/last night, etc., to get some conversation flowing...

So one Monday I was going around the class, and I asked one of my students what he had done on the weekend, and he replied,

"I went to the park with my wife and son. I pleasured my wife for many hours."

I think he meant she was happy that they spent time together....
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