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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 2:20 am Post subject: |
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Just today, "I want to be a streaker!" He meant "striker".
Once on a test, "Would you like a piece of glass?" We were learning glass of juice, piece of pizza, etc., and he went just a wee bit off course. |
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Zed

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Shakedown Street
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 4:13 am Post subject: |
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"I have a number of large family members" meaning
"I have a large number of family members"
This was actually a Korean teacher |
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Zed

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Shakedown Street
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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Some of the ~ed ~ing confusion can be interesting.
My character is excited. (computer game Character (all that I could get them to talk about (also works with interested)) - cracks me up once every couple of months)
I'm boring. (the most common and one English learners of Spanish often make - soy aburrido - estoy aburrido)
The movie was disappointed.
Last edited by Zed on Sat Oct 18, 2003 1:41 am; edited 1 time in total |
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matthewwoodford

Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Location: Location, location, location.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 7:15 pm Post subject: Re: what's funniest things your students say without.... |
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what's THE funniest thing...etc, etc.
It's bad enough hearing the students make this kind of mistake without the teachers doing it too thank-you very much!  |
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 12:27 am Post subject: |
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What? Do your students also make typos? Distressing.... |
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NearlyKorean

Joined: 15 Mar 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:42 pm Post subject: Teacher is learning. |
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One boy came to class and proudly announced "Teacher, I am a dXXk." Unzip his coat and pulled out a magnifying glass.
I had no idea, private dectectives were called dXXks at one point and time. This according to a book the student had. |
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waterbaby

Joined: 01 Feb 2003 Location: Baking Gord a Cheescake pie
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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I have a large group of 5 year olds who can't quite manage the "s" sound in horse... and so when I bring out the horse flashcard, I hear a chorus of "*beep* *beep* *beep*". |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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It's my own fault for bringing in a free talking topic about drinking last week, but I had a middle aged man tell me how sad he was when his father "passed out" five years ago.
Talk about correcting someone delicately! |
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erlyn

Joined: 08 Jun 2003 Location: Incheon, South Korea
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Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:04 am Post subject: |
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In my adult classes, I make a habit of starting each class off with asking people about their weekend/last night, etc., to get some conversation flowing...
So one Monday I was going around the class, and I asked one of my students what he had done on the weekend, and he replied,
"I went to the park with my wife and son. I pleasured my wife for many hours."
I think he meant she was happy that they spent time together.... |
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