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*beep* Size. Korean Men are Getting Bigger!
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shaunew



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Calgary

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newbie wrote:
eamo wrote:
Newbie wrote:
This has to be the dumbest thread EVER. Unless you're a gay man or a woman, what they hell do you care about the size of Korean's shlongs? They could all have 20 inchers and I still wouldn't give a damn. (cuz in the end, we'd still be better looking, wouldn't we? Wink )


Not sure about that Newbie (I don't mean us being better looking. That's a gimme Laughing )

Consciously, or sub-consciously, men place a lot of importance on the size of the wab, willy, pecker, schlong.....whatever the swear-filter allows.

If you should ever get an aggresive Korean male in your face about dating Korean women............he might not know just why he's angry about that situation, but a lot of psychologists, especially those of the Freudian school, would say that it's because it's a common belief among East Asians that they have smaller equipment than Westerners.

The fact is, Korean men and women believe that Westerners have bigger wackers. Now, it doesn't really matter if that impresses the ladies or not. Some ladies like it big. Some don't. What matters is that the Korean male knows that Korean women credit Westerners with bigger sausages.

If you're male and truly not concerned about the size of your pipe then you must be Buddha or something.


I hear ya. But that's pretty much where I'm coming from. If it's more or less a given that we're bigger on average, why are we discussing this? Should we really be concerned? Could you see a bunch of black dudes sitting around saying something like "hey, whitey is using a bigger condom. strange, eh?"

This shouldn't be anything for us to discuss.

Funny you said this just this afternoon, my black friends and I were saying this.
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seoulshock



Joined: 12 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tigerbluekitty wrote:
mervsdamun wrote:
http://www.andromedical.com/servlets/cambiapagina?pagina=estan

The studies of average erect *beep* length conducted on adult men worldwide included United States 12.9 cm, France 16 cm, Italy 15 cm, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.


Which is exactly why I nicknamed my last Korean boyfriend "toothpick"

No, I didn't say it to his face, it might drive him to suicide. But that's the name he was known by among my circle of friends.


what a classy woman.
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kimchi_pizza



Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHO? ....the...feok....cares?!

i CAN'T believed this shit has reached five pages. Are people THAT insecure?
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bellum99



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a theory that the growth hormones we give the cows gets into the milk in very low percentages. The reason North American people haven't grown as much as other countries like Norway or S.K is because we have government controlled milk that is strongly regulated. I think if we tested the milk straight from the cow in a random test we would find a lot of unusual things in the milk.

**** Koreans are drinking a lot more milk these days.
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betchay



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a doctor who performs surgery on men to increase the size of their *beep*. He does about five surgeries a day and more during the holidays. He said that once they undergo surgery, the feeling changes. So I guess that's one of the reasons why there are more Korean men now who uses medium sized (as in the article) condoms.
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

marlow wrote:
http://www.sizesurvey.com/result.html


But I doubt the numbers. The only way to settle this is to run around the world cranking men up and pulling out the measuring tape, stopping when you do your three billionth. Not going to happen.




Oh my gosh! I'm over 7 feet tall!
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Young FRANKenstein



Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bellum99 wrote:
Koreans are drinking a lot more milk these days.

They must be drinking it at home. I don't recall seeing a Korean drink milk in public, ever. The last time I ventured into McD's (ages ago) I got a milk..she looked at me like I wasa crazy person. Same reaction when I got the orange juice,
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kids are forced to drink a little carton of milk every day at the elementary schools
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Young FRANKenstein wrote:
The last time I ventured into McD's (ages ago) I got a milk..she looked at me like I wasa crazy person.


Yeah, same deal with water. They don't seem to get drinking water, either.
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steroidmaximus



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well, in 50 years they managed to become 20cm (right?) taller than their North Korean brethren, so I suppose it's possible.


diet. fortified foods and lots of milk. Still can't buy the right size however.
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mateomiguel wrote:
oh my god its a CONFERENCE. on CONDOM SIZE! set up by the Korean GOVERNMENT!!

I usually attend conferences on IT-related subjects, and they are always full of long, boring lectures with powerpoint slides. They also usually include panel discussions from leading experts in the field. There's usually an accompanying exhibition with booths filled with booth babes who are trying to not look bored as they show you the coolest new liquid crystal whatever. Finally, they usually have an after-hours reception for networking where you can pass out your business cards.

My god I seriously want to go there and do the whole conference thing, but this time with panel discussions on condom size!


exactly - and according to this - Koreans still have the smallest in the world - http://www.penisresources.com/02-averages.html
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seoulshock



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday wrote:
mateomiguel wrote:
oh my god its a CONFERENCE. on CONDOM SIZE! set up by the Korean GOVERNMENT!!

I usually attend conferences on IT-related subjects, and they are always full of long, boring lectures with powerpoint slides. They also usually include panel discussions from leading experts in the field. There's usually an accompanying exhibition with booths filled with booth babes who are trying to not look bored as they show you the coolest new liquid crystal whatever. Finally, they usually have an after-hours reception for networking where you can pass out your business cards.

My god I seriously want to go there and do the whole conference thing, but this time with panel discussions on condom size!


exactly - and according to this - Koreans still have the smallest in the world - http://www.penisresources.com/02-averages.html


Wow -- Japanese guys are bigger than Americans!
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Land of the Morning DongChim (Kancho)

PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulshock wrote:
Yesterday wrote:
mateomiguel wrote:
oh my god its a CONFERENCE. on CONDOM SIZE! set up by the Korean GOVERNMENT!!

I usually attend conferences on IT-related subjects, and they are always full of long, boring lectures with powerpoint slides. They also usually include panel discussions from leading experts in the field. There's usually an accompanying exhibition with booths filled with booth babes who are trying to not look bored as they show you the coolest new liquid crystal whatever. Finally, they usually have an after-hours reception for networking where you can pass out your business cards.

My god I seriously want to go there and do the whole conference thing, but this time with panel discussions on condom size!


exactly - and according to this - Koreans still have the smallest in the world - http://www.penisresources.com/02-averages.html


Wow -- Japanese guys are bigger than Americans!


Yes - that kinda shocked me also - but after a few visits at saunas in Japan (on my many visa runs)... it seems to be true...

This site is only concerned in length - (which may be true with Japanese men) -however - it ignores the most important thing females want - which is girth (circumference) - here Japanese males are very very slim....

and I am NOT surprised Koreans are getting bigger (both taller and bigger down-there)....

for the last 10 years - all the students have been eating very HEALTHY meals - prepared by Nutritionists at their school - exisiting of 540 calories of all the food groups, vitamins and minerals they need to help them reach their perfect growth....

whereas "cafeterias" in the USA are serving up more and more JUNK food...
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always get a kick out of white guys who come to Korea and think suddenly they have huge wangs. My whole life all I ever heard was how small white guys are in comparison to black men. Now, we're all John Holmes, apparently.
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Khunopie



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")

PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Dong" or "Hwang" size increase is all about natural selection, according to Charles Darwin, and K girls prefer a guy with a massive 1 eyed trouser monster. Thats one reason why most princesses prefer us Crackahs over K dudes.

But in the event they must breed within the race they'll select a generously hung ajoshi over a wee opah.

Natural selection is the key here, and I hope the Korea Herald points this out in the next article on the "Pride of Korea".

Thankyou.
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