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What if most of the male population died off?
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endo



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:01 am    Post subject: What if most of the male population died off? Reply with quote

I was thinking about this the other day. What if some virus spread and killed off 90% of the male population on the planet?

How would this effect the planet?

What would you do if you were one of the remaining males?

How would this effect the remaining female population on the planet?





I believe there would be chaos at first as transportation and food suplies would be disrupted. But eventually the females would get their act together and the remaining men would be hunted down as sex slaves.

Awesome!!!!


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RACETRAITOR



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think society might go back to polygamy and men would have harems. Or they'd be passed around and used as organic sperm banks. Either way, sign me up!
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endo



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
I think society might go back to polygamy and men would have harems. Or they'd be passed around and used as organic sperm banks. Either way, sign me up!


How would you explain your new situation to your wife?
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RACETRAITOR



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
I think society might go back to polygamy and men would have harems. Or they'd be passed around and used as organic sperm banks. Either way, sign me up!


How would you explain your new situation to your wife?


"Honey, you know how you've always been complaining about having to do all the housework..?"
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd buy shares in a dildo manufacturer.
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Czarjorge



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read "Y: The Last Man" it is an excellent (read: literary) comic by Brian K. Vaughan.

I don't know yet, can you get comics in SK? Western comics?

The basic synopsis is that all women go lesbian out of necessity, though some still want a man and that compicates the storyline, and as such, with the required evolution of genetic science and a lift on the ban for cloning, want ANY remaining man dead. Hilarity ensues. Really, though, it is an excellent look at gender roles and how they are essentially social constructs.
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endo



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My question is would women still dress sexy and wear make up and all?

Basically there would be substantially more competition, but at the same time they would weld a hell of a lot more power.
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Paji eh Wong



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
My question is would women still dress sexy and wear make up and all?

Most of them would dress even sexier.

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Basically there would be substantially more competition, but at the same time they would weld a hell of a lot more power.

Women would wield more power as a demographic, but men would be far more powerful as individuals. That sort of scarcity would provide a huge degree of leverage.

It would also be The End of progress as we know it.

Sign me up.
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endofthewor1d



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
I think society might go back to polygamy and men would have harems. Or they'd be passed around and used as organic sperm banks. Either way, sign me up!


How would you explain your new situation to your wife?


'for the sake of humanity's survival, i have to bone your friend.'
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Xerxes



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The few men remaining would be so enervated recovering from the 24-hour bouts of copulation that they would be a non-entity, and have few, if any impact on society thereafter.

The women would rule and the males would become museum pieces, and their seed would be collector items. Nobody uses collectibles. It dulls their value. Laughing

Note that Don Juan and Casanova were not political and that Billy Clinton was political only so far as the heft of the women that would approach him through the narrow corridors of access that his wife allowed. Rolling Eyes
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Tiger Beer



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:54 am    Post subject: Re: What if most of the male population died off? Reply with quote

endo wrote:
I was thinking about this the other day. What if some virus spread and killed off 90% of the male population on the planet?

How would this effect the planet?

What would you do if you were one of the remaining males?

How would this effect the remaining female population on the planet

Men will become male prostitutes, paid for sex and highly paid to NOT use a condom.

Laws in North America would be scaled back so there is no such thing as child support.

Bars would be crawling with women and the men would be paid to get drunk in the bars at night. Again with the chance a woman or two might become pregnated.
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endofthewor1d



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:57 am    Post subject: Re: What if most of the male population died off? Reply with quote

Tiger Beer wrote:
endo wrote:
I was thinking about this the other day. What if some virus spread and killed off 90% of the male population on the planet?

How would this effect the planet?

What would you do if you were one of the remaining males?

How would this effect the remaining female population on the planet

Men will become male prostitutes, paid for sex and highly paid to NOT use a condom.

Laws in North America would be scaled back so there is no such thing as child support.

Bars would be crawling with women and the men would be paid to get drunk in the bars at night. Again with the chance a woman or two might become pregnated.


holy crap! anyone know how we can get our hands on this virus? i might be willing to roll the dice with this one.
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The evil penguin



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
I'd buy shares in a dildo manufacturer.


I'll go into business with you- I'll provide the.....ahhhh... equipment... for the mold...... Just be careful with the hot wax....
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Xerxes



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From my Discovery Channel watching, I know what would happen: the males would become sociopaths, killing children and demanding the best cut of all the food, and yet they would be used and abused during the "heat" only to be run off after a while of the lionesses getting their fill of this particular character.

This, I assure you fellow convex-ites, is not what we shall aim for in our lifetimes. Every dude for their deeds, I say.

(Gawd, typing drunk is not good)
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The evil penguin



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:26 am    Post subject: Re: What if most of the male population died off? Reply with quote

endo wrote:
I was thinking about this the other day. What if some virus spread and killed off 90% of the male population on the planet.... and mutated all the women into hideous sex-crazed Oprah Winfrey look-alikes............



.....i reckon that'd change things a wee bit...
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