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seoul_nhl
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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 Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:10 am Post subject: Re: My cousin the hot fox |
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| Tony_Balony wrote: |
| I have a cousin thats drop dead gorgeous and worse, she works as a bar manager at my hometown's most popular sports bar. God she's hot. She generally does back office work but she has to pull barmaid duty - when that happens its tight jeans, low cut halter tops and lots of cleavage. It feels creepy to look at her but I can't help it. I'm safe before god because there is no arousal but I can't help feel lucky in a very real way. |
picture please! |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:16 am Post subject: |
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| I too have a smokin' cousin...... I say we swap.... problem solved. |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:03 am Post subject: |
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What if the OP is also a hot chick is that ok?
Hot lesbo cousins? |
Nothing gross about that, then. |
How about twin sisters? The Alessi twins from Neighbours (not sure if everybody will know who they are - Brits and Aussies should) were once rumored to be partial for a bit of that. Think I read it in the Daily Sport. |
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Julius
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: |
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| tzechuk wrote: |
| It wasn't uncommon, in the olden days, for first cousins to be married. At least it wasn't uncommon in China. |
...for reasons of keeping the money in the family...
-And European royal families did it for tactical political reasons. hence "Blue blood"- a malfunction caused by inbreeding... |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_couple
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Some cousins who have married:
Royalty
Alexandra Fyodorovna of Hesse and her second cousin Nicholas II of Russia
Princess Irene of Hesse and the Rhine and her first cousin Henry of Prussia
Princess Victoria Melita of Edinburgh and her first cousin Ernest Louis, Grand Duke of Hesse
Princess Victoria Melita of Edinburgh and her first cousin Grand Duke Cyril Vladimirovich of Russia
Princess Victoria of Hesse and by Rhine and her first cousin once removed, Prince Louis of Battenberg
King William III of England and his first cousin, Queen Mary II
King George I of Great Britain and his first cousin, Sophia Dorothea of Celle
King George IV of the United Kingdom and his first cousin, Caroline of Brunswick
Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom and her first cousin, Prince Albert
Princess Mary of Teck (later Queen Mary) and her second cousin once removed King George V
Prince Alexander of Teck and his second cousin once removed, Princess Alice of Albany
Prince Arthur of Connaught and his first cousin once removed, Princess Alexandra, Duchess of Fife
Catherine the Great and her second cousin Peter III of Russia
Constantine II of Greece and his third cousin, Queen Anne-Marie of Greece
King Olav V of Norway and his first cousin Princess M�rtha of Sweden
King Haakon VII of Norway and his first cousin Princess Maud of Wales
King Louis XIV of France and his double first cousin Maria Theresa of Spain
Napoleon Louis Bonaparte and his first cousin Charlotte Napol�one Bonaparte
Queen Elizabeth II (granddaughter of King George V and Queen Mary) and her second cousin once removed (through Christian IX of Denmark), as well as third cousin (through Queen Victoria), Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
Michael I of Romania and his second cousin once removed Princess Anne of Parma
Charles I of Spain and his first cousin Isabella of Portugal
Charles IV of Spain and his first cousin Maria Luisa of Parma
Ferdinand VII of Spain and his first cousin Maria Antonietta of Naples
Alfonso XII of Spain and his first cousin Mercedes of Orl�ans
Juan Carlos I of Spain and his third cousin Princess Sophia of Greece and Denmark
Victor Emmanuel II of Italy and his first cousin Maria Adelaide of Austria
Umberto I of Italy and his first cousin Margherita of Savoy
Isabella of Castile and her first cousin Ferdinand of Aragon
Marie Antoinette and her second cousin Louis XVI of France
The given royal couples are a minute fraction of the cousins of varying degrees who have married among Europe's royal and noble dynasties.
Others
John Adams and his third cousin, Abigail Smith
Josiah Bartlett, second signer of the United States Declaration of Independence, and his first cousin Mary Bartlett
Johann Sebastian Bach and his second cousin, Maria Barbara Bach
Charles Bulfinch and his first cousin, Hannah Apthorp
John C. Calhoun, seventh Vice President of the United States, and his first cousin once removed, Floride Calhoun
Charles Carroll of Carrollton, the only Roman Catholic signer of the United States Declaration of Independence, and his second cousin, Mary Darnall
Charles Darwin and his first cousin, Emma Wedgwood
William Crowninshield Endicott and his first cousin, Ellen Peabody
Albert Einstein and his first cousin (through his mother) as well as second cousin (through his father), Elsa L�wenthal n�e Einstein
William Ellery, signer of the Declaration of Independence, and his first cousin once removed, Abigail Cary
Carlo Gambino and his first cousin Catherine Castellano
Charlotte Perkins Gilman and her first cousin, George Houghton Gilman
Rudy Giuliani and his second cousin once removed, Regina Peruggi
Edvard Grieg and his first cousin Nina Hagerup
Abdullah G�l, President of Turkey, and his first cousin Hayr�nnisa �zyurt
Benjamin Harrison V and his second cousin, Elizabeth Bassett
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. and his second cousin, Amelia Lee Jackson
Stephen Hopkins, signer of the Declaration of Independence, and his second cousin
Jesse James and his first cousin, Zerelda "Zee" Mimms
Thomas Jefferson and his third cousin, Martha Wayles
Nobusuke Kishi and his first cousin, Yoshiko Kishi
Jerry Lee Lewis and his first cousin once removed, Myra Gale Brown
Abbott Lawrence Lowell and his half third cousin, Anna Parker Lowell
John A. Macdonald and his first cousin, Isabella Clark
Thomas Malthus and his first cousin once removed, Harriet Eckersall
Francis Marion, the "Swamp Fox," and his first cousin, Mary Esther Videau
Samuel Eliot Morison and his first cousin once removed, Agnes Priscilla Randolph Barton
Samuel F. B. Morse and his first cousin once removed, Sarah Elizabeth Griswold
Edgar Allan Poe and his first cousin, Virginia Clemm
Muhammed and cousin Zaynab bint Jahsh
Sergei Rachmaninoff and his cousin Natalie Satina
Franklin D. Roosevelt and his fifth cousin once removed, Anna Eleanor Roosevelt
Eisaku Sato and his first cousin, Hiroko Sato
Igor Stravinsky and his cousin Katerina Nossenko
Martin Van Buren and his first cousin once removed, Hannah Hoes
H.G. Wells and his first cousin Isabel Mary Wells
William Whipple, signer of the Declaration of Independence, and his first cousin Catherine Moffatt
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And with condoms and contraception, you can skip the whole marriage and have a baby part! Just have fun, and when all else fails, keep it in the family! |
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debbiedowner
Joined: 15 Oct 2006
Location: far from heaven
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| definitely tap that. sexin it up with cousins is awesome. nothin says lovin like a first cousin. if she is that smoking hot, i would consider you a flamin homo not get up all in that. are you a flamin homo???? if not, hit that *beep* - literally. do her in that @ss so that you don't have to worry about knockin her up and spitting out comptete retards. after pokin for the brown, if you still like it why not try for your sister or mum, you sick incestous hillbilly b@stard. |
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princess
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Tony_Balony wrote: |
| No, not 1st - daughter of my father's brother. True family without shades of gray. |
ummmm..Yes, she is your 1st cousin. My Mom's brother's kids are my first cousins. |
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Kimchi Cowboy
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Everyone has a hot cousin. Mine happens to be a stuntwoman in LA. Cool chick. |
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sojukettle
Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Not there, HERE!
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Incest! - A game for all the family. |
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dogshed
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.press.uillinois.edu/books/catalog/76rws4ss9780252065408.html
"Ottenheimer repositions the study of incest and marriage rules squarely within the domain of culture--precisely where it belongs. . . . His innovative book provides a fresh examination of an old anthropological problem." -- Jack Glazier, author of Land and the Uses of Tradition among the Mbeere of Kenya
Forbidden Relatives challenges the belief--widely held in the United States--that legislation against marriage between first cousins is based on a biological risk to offspring. In fact, its author maintains, the U.S. prohibition against such unions originated largely because of the belief that it would promote more rapid assimilation of immigrants.
A social anthropologist, Martin Ottenheimer questioned U.S. laws against cousin marriage because his international research into marriage patterns showed no European countries prohibit such unions. He examines the historical development of U.S. laws governing marriage, contrasts them with European laws, and analyzes the genetic implications of first cousin marriage. Modern genetic evidence, Ottenheimer says, doesn't support the concept that children of these unions are at any special risk.
Ottenheimer's book, the only volume available that deals with kinship in this way, will challenge readers and give them much to consider and discuss. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| All the hot women in the world and you've put your own cousin in the w@nk-tank? Unless you're part of the British Royal family, it's not right. |
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ajgeddes
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| What's with people who signed the Declaration of Independence and marrying their cousins? Were they signing for something different from what we think today? |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| ajgeddes wrote: |
| What's with people who signed the Declaration of Independence and marrying their cousins? Were they signing for something different from what we think today? |
Why marry their cousins? Because they're soooooo attractive.
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canuckistan
Mod Team
Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:44 pm Post subject: Re: My cousin the hot fox |
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| Tony_Balony wrote: |
| I have a cousin thats drop dead gorgeous...God she's hot. |
*loud blaring sirens* DO NOT GO THERE *loud blaring sirens* |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't see anything more strange about cousinly love than being gay |
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