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Thai Authorities Release New Airport Photo of Christopher Neil








Bangkok (Reuters 2007)

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[chris_J2]

Okay, Vicissitude, much clearer now. Window shopping is tolerable, but helping ones self to the merchandise is not. Or to put it in another analogical way, it's okay for a married guy to look at bikini babes on the beach, but God help him if his wife catches him sleeping with the aforementioned babes!

[desperation]

Why are you several of you so incredibly preoccupied with researching, defining, and mincing words of the definitions? This is a very disturbing and transparent shift in the discourse on the CURRENT EVENT at hand. If this has struck a chord within you in a philosophical way, why not discuss it with an informed professional rather than rumenating here? It just stikes me inappropriate and unneccessary. Maybe I'm the only one that feels that way, but apparantly clarification of my previous plea was indeed needed.

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[chris_J2]

I also thought it odd, that Neil hadn't contacted any of his family members in 3 months. His poetry allegedly describes his mother as a tramp, & another post several pages back quotes Neil as saying he'll never marry, due to the poor example his sister & brother in law set.

This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. Stay tuned for deeper & darker family secrets.

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Unusual Public Outpouring Confuses Thai Police and Complicates Matters

A strange swirl of events, now surround accused pedophile Christopher Paul Neil in Thailand. Neil was the subject of an unprecedented global manhunt recently after Interpol struggled for three years to part with nearly two hundred photographs found online which depicted a hairy Caucasian man committing various crimes of a sexual nature on over a dozen Asian boys and one girl appearing to range in age from six to fourteen. All the children are believed to be from Cambodia and Vietnam and the photos are believed to have been taken in 2003 by Neil himself and possibly co-conspirators.

German police disclosed today, that last month they decided to purchase the popular photo manipulation software known as �Photoshop�. Heiner Wilken of The Federal Criminal Police Office of Germany (in German: Bundeskriminalamt or BKA) stated via a telephone interview today, �It was quite difficult at first, but eventually we did it. After three years we became bored with merely looking at the photographs and decided it might be possible to solve the mystery of the criminal�s identity. Three of my best men set about mastering a document known as the �Photoshop Owner�s Manual� and within a matter of hours it was evident that we had partially accomplished our new goal and had to alert the media of our findings. We were very proud of this accomplishment but feared it would be a fruitless appeal, considering so much time had passed since the pornography�s creation. We contacted Interpol immediately and they chose to post the man�s face on their website in hopes of acquiring leads toward his identity.�

The World Reacts
Five out of over 350 tipsters contacting Interpol identified the man as Christopher Paul Neil, a 32 year old world traveling uncertified English teacher. Once publicly identified and paid his monthly salary at a South Korean international high school, he fled on a one-way ticket to Thailand where immigration authorities photographed him wearing glasses and looking pale and bloated at Bangkok�s international airport. Following various leads from transvestites and other well-known pedophiles and pimps in the seedy resort town of Pattaya police were able to tap the cellular phone of Mr. Neil�s 25 year old Thai �ladyboy� lover, a man nicknamed �Ohm�. The man agreed to lead police to the fugitive and subsequently Christopher Paul Neil was arrested in the north-eastern city of Nakhon Ratchasima in a house the two men had rented together in an effort to procure more under-aged boys unnoticed.

After a brief press conference where Neil sat with a smirk and wraparound mirrored sunglasses, he was taken to an undisclosed location to be interrogated at length.

Thousands of Gifts but from Whom and Why?
Almost immediately, packages with no return addresses began to arrive at various police stations in Thailand all with Neil�s name as part of the delivery address. The packages were sent by people on every continent, but the majority were from North America. At first the police interpreted the gifts as charitable donations made to honor Mr. Neil�s alleged victims in Thailand which are currently tallied at four young boys, the oldest being 18.

These young men were responsible for the arrest warrant being granted and Neil�s subsequently swift capture so it was presumed that the packages were in recognition of their bravery. Deputy Commissioner-General of the Royal Thai Police, Pohrnot Sohbhad was quoted in an exclusive interview at Police headquarters in Bankok, �It comes in synchronized waves. This is the work of some sort of very large network of like-minded individuals. The bulk of the boxes and envelopes we received in the first 24 hours contained all manner of individually wrapped Halloween candy which we promptly distributed to various orphanages throughout the country and asked that they be distributed on Halloween as we assumed that was the time the senders intended the gifts to be consumed.

Gifts Won't Stop
Next we received scores of hangman�s nooses which my men researched on the google and determined to be fashionable in America right now as a symbol of those who �hate-crime�. You see, recently they are finding these all over America and traditionally they are also hung on trees during Halloween, particularly in the Southern U.S. Again, we distributed them to the children but this time we sent them to our public elementary schools with the instructions that the teachers untie them and use them as jump ropes. By day two, our stations were flooded with a wide array of cotton fabric stuffed boy dolls. The dolls were dressed in different attire and all appeared to be made in Vermont by a small educational game manufacturer. We distributed these dolls to those orphanages in the care of Catholic Missionaries and it was promptly reported back that these were anatomically correct boy dolls and the children were complaining about their guardians and using the dolls to illustrate their unhappiness with their caregivers. We have never known such dolls existed so we never bothered to disrobe them. Around the same time we received numerous complaints from the recipients of the donated candies in regard to there being needles and staples imbedded within them. We do not currently have numbers on those children injured but regrettably the figures apparently run into the hundreds. Unfortunately it seems not one of the orphanages chose to wait until Halloween to distribute the sweets. So far today, stations throughout Thailand have received roughly one to two thousand care packages that contain a Ziploc baggie carrying one small damp cloth and what we learned are known as �latex finger condoms�, widely used in hospitals throughout North America. Several of the cloths have been sent to our labs for testing but our preliminary investigation suggests they have been doused with chloroform. Before I was able to commence this interview I convened a meeting of my top police officials to discuss this strange swirl of events elicited by Mr. Neil's capture, and I have been informed that trench coats and toddler safety harnesses with attached leashes are now arriving at police headquarters at an astounding rate. It was suggested that we distribute them among our foreigner population as a sign of goodwill. We are saddened by the dark shadow this man�s depravity has cast upon our honored guests and we wish to show them that we respect them and welcome them to stay and enjoy all that Thailand has to offer.�

The Deputy Commissioner-General stated that he had never seen a child harness sold in Thailand before and neither had other consultants his offices have contacted. He said, �They are new to all of us here but they seem to be a great invention in the fight to keep children from being taken away by bad men�, and he vowed to make sure that the �farang� population received the gifts before the week�s end. �I wish to rid our police stations of these unwanted packages and I am making a world wide plea that those responsible stop sending us these strange items. We have no need for them and no ability to store them all. Dealing with the items has put undue stress upon our manpower and distracts us from catching more criminals and more importantly, looking at more child pornography. We will be working closely with the FBI regarding the identification of those individuals who sent the candies and determining what their rationale and true intent may have been.�, he said.

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One of the more imaginative trolls I've seen...next somebody will be telling us there is some hidden conspiracy going on between Neil and the police, and "the truth is out there..."

[Hollywoodaction]

Well, someone has been posting the same comments on several sites, writing about how Neil was supposedly bloodied by reporters when he was paraded by the cops. The person always adds a link to the Youtube videos in which he/she makes other similar claims. It's not clear to me whether the user is against the Thai government and sympathetic to Neil, though. However, some sympathetic comments to Neil that were left at Youtube do raise an eyebrow when you look at the nicks of the users who left them.

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[Julius]