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[Cohiba]

1/ Being Paul Neil in Thailand.
2/ Watching Australian TV shows.
3/ The runs.
4/ Flying Air Canada.
5/ Oprah.
6/ Meeting "Dave".
7/ Paying 50% of your income in rent.
8/ French beer.
9/ Hemorrhoids.
10/ Genital herpes.

[Dome Vans]

Generally being in Korea is very good but:

1. Being married to Victoria Beckham
2. Being stuck in Baghdad with the dialogues from my middle school text book as the only phrase book you have. (Inho indeed)
3. Being 50, still living with my parents and have them do all my washing.
4. Being George Bush's conscience.
5. American/Canadian beer. (Yep even moosehead)
6. Being a piece of furniture in the Big Brother house.
7. A doctor or nurse in an OAP home.
8. Being Floyd Mayweather on December 9th.
9. Teaching in an English secondary school
10. Working on the reception for the "Axis of Evil"

[blaseblasphemener]

[Cohiba]

1. Being married to Victoria Beckham

Why?

2. Being stuck in Baghdad with the dialogues from my middle school text book as the only phrase book you have. (Inho indeed)

I don't understand (IDU)

3. Being 50, still living with my parents and have them do all my washing.

Granted

4. Being George Bush's conscience.

Granted

5. American/Canadian beer. (Yep even moosehead)

Disagree, there are some excelent microbreweries these days.

6. Being a piece of furniture in the Big Brother house.

(IDU)

7. A doctor or nurse in an OAP home.

(IDU)

8. Being Floyd Mayweather on December 9th.

(IDU)

9. Teaching in an English secondary school

Granted

10. Working on the reception for the "Axis of Evil"

(IDU)

[htrain]

1/Being reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnell's thong panties
2/Fan death
3/Being stabbed in the knee cap with an ice pick
4/Sh1tting broken glass
5/Being drawn and quartered
6/Being French
7/Being buried alive
8/Listening to "It's a Small World" for eternity
9/Digging ditches in Mexico City for a living
10/Being Mike Tyson's prison b1tch

[caniff]

-having your tongue scraped with a razor.
-scraping your own tongue with a razor
-being in Moscow, falling down a flight of icy stairs, and breaking your coccyx
-living on the sun
-Hell
-being between the legs of Rosie O'Donnell
-being impaled by pungee sticks
-being devoured by a lion
-being covered in honey, strapped naked to an ant hill, with a wetted leather strap tied around your head, and left to bake in a desert
-being forced to watch "Yentil" over and over and over again endlessly

[cbclark4]

The daily commute into Boston in the summer heat.
The daily commute out of Boston in the summer heat.
The daily commute into Boston in the spring rain.
The daily commute out of Boston in the spring rain.
The daily commute into Boston in the winter snow.
The daily commute out of Boston in the winter snow.
The daily commute into Boston in the gloomy fall.
The daily commute out of Boston in the gloomy fall.
Paying rent.
Manny being Manny.

[vox]

1. Being in Toronto anytime
2. Being in the USA anywhere near an NRA support rally
3. Being poor and in New York with a broken arm
4. Being in the UK as of last night
5. Being a normally-built, non-waif teenage Korean girl in Korea
6. Being a landscaper near the DMZ
7. Being one of the 90% of English students in Korea
8. Having enough time on one's hands to create socks on Dave's (global)
9. Being the guy who has to empty the 'reject' compost bin at a kimchi plant.
10. Answering questions for Tourism Korea on a Saturday night at their Itaewon outlet (may be why they closed it up)

[htrain]

Ooh what about having to use a colostomy bag for the rest of your days... or being paralyzed and unable to get-yo-**ck-on? what about having a catheter shoved down your crank, my old man said that was the worst pain he's ever been in.

[Dome Vans]

Cohiba, you asked for 10 things worse than being in Korea.

1. Being married to Posh Spice, what a hassle. She's barely human now. No chance.

2. Being in Korea with these public school text books is bad enough. They're completely useless. Imagine being in Baghdad and making use of them.

6. I hate Big Brother, the idea of being a piece of furniture and having to listen to the shi*ty inane chat that those morons do would make me want to shoot myself. Granted I'm already an inanimate object.

7. Have you ever been into a hotel room of a coach tour granny who's drying her 'smalls' on the radiator? Nope I have when I worked in a Hotel, it's not a nice smell. Imagine this magnified 200 times. (I would say that carers/doctors do a great job, though)

8. Mayweather is gonna be weaved into the canvas by Hatton on the 8th December. The day after is not going to be good.

10. Can't explain this one. But I'm sure that the Axis of Evil does have a reception, somewhere in a bunker. And I'm sure it's busy.

[just4u]

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