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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Wow. I don't consider myself a Christian, but that was nice. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:56 am Post subject: |
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| fiveeagles wrote: |
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Turn to Christ...and then who knows maybe she will dig the new you? If she doesn't...your life has turned for the better. 
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ummm..... ok...
Unfortunately this little penguin, son of an anglican minister, has trouble believing in fairy tales.
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I used to hang out with Christian chicks until one time, I discovered they don't put out. God uses beautiful women to frustrate the living shit out of us and cause us to develop blue ball syndrome |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:30 am Post subject: |
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I didn't write the following, but I know the guy who did (or he didn't, and passed it along to me!) Very interesting, so I thought I'd pass it along...not trying to hijack your thread either...read on!
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and �flipped� the woman off.
�Man, that guy is stupid,� I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure that I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. |
LOL. Funny. |
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arjuna
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Does anyone on Earth understand what rationality is?
What could be more rational than love?
In any tale of love by any worthy writer, is love not portrayed as an island of rationality in a raging sea of insanity?
Decide, O Evil Penguin, if you are up to the challenge.* Live, as you would dream to live. If your beloved, despite being a christian, is correctly attuned to what she thinks and says she believes in, then she cannot fail to understand you.
We change through acting. A bold, straightforward action is a brilliant flare amidst the quagmire of dutifully titillating games of hesitations and circumnavigations. Your feelings, when clear and strong, are signals for swift unfettered action; your thoughts, when calm and coherent, are windows into the universe around you.
Whatever you may or may not believe is not important. Living the life you want to live, full force, wholeheartedly and courageously, is. Whatever you may or may not know will become clear only through living your own life.
Admit your ignorance. Accept your limits. And leap into greatness.
Edit: * Whatever may happen in this particular case. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:28 am Post subject: |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
| fiveeagles wrote: |
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Turn to Christ...and then who knows maybe she will dig the new you? If she doesn't...your life has turned for the better.
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ummm..... ok...
Unfortunately this little penguin, son of an anglican minister, has trouble believing in fairy tales.
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I used to hang out with Christian chicks until one time, I discovered they don't put out. God uses beautiful women to frustrate the living *beep* out of us and cause us to develop blue ball syndrome |
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Well penguin, I've been on yr patch of ice before. Very good looking but church and god are first, and that's just wrong and ugly to me. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:31 am Post subject: |
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Does anyone on Earth understand what rationality is?
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Nope, no one but you, of course. |
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pkson
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:43 am Post subject: |
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Why does sex have anything to do with dating her?
If you REALLY like her, then you shouldn't have to worry about sex.
(no snickering, straight face)
I'm not saying that's what I would prefer.
I wouldn't choose to date and love someone enough to declare celibacy just to be the exclusive guy to walk her home, but if that's what YOU want, go for it. |
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TECO
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
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take some risks, man!
tell her what you think and stand back and watch what happens.
the results might be interesting and maybe even in your favour. |
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Julius
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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take some risks, man!
tell her what you think and stand back and watch what happens.
the results might be interesting and maybe even in your favour. |
laying all your cards down like that suddenly would be garantueed to freak her out in my opinion.
Instead, start to romance her. You can judge the vibe from there. |
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trubadour
Joined: 03 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:17 am Post subject: |
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| Julius wrote: |
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take some risks, man!
tell her what you think and stand back and watch what happens.
the results might be interesting and maybe even in your favour. |
laying all your cards down like that suddenly would be garantueed to freak her out in my opinion.
Instead, start to romance her. You can judge the vibe from there. |
Yeah, she'll either be amenable to it and you can take it nicely from there or she'll notice and will be able to do something tackful to disuade you.
A true and brave move doesn't have to be obtuse or brutish.. She'll get it, if and when you do something with intention, she'll be able to read it and can either accept or decline. That's both brave and gracious (aka a serious turn on) |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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Master bation helps against unfulfilled lust.
If it doesn't it must be love.
(yeah that word is not accepted here) |
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