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flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

Never saw it, but you know it's gotta suck if it's based on that cracker's writing...

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

From the earliest age and for the longest time afterward, I constantly confused the names of Yul Brynner and Omar Sharif. Someone would mention Yul Brynner and I'd get a mental image of Omar Sharif, and vice versa. I can't imagine two actors who look less alike, but there you have it.

Oops. This should go in Post Nothing of Interest. Sorry.

happeningthang · Joined: 26 Apr 2003

Greekfreak · Joined: 25 May 2003

"Francisco"--Mickey Rourke as St. Francis of Asissi... time stood still.

"Apollo 13"--the only time I've ever asked for my money back.

"The Vanishing"--the American remake, not the original, which is brilliant.

"Chain Reaction"--Morgan Freeman takes the check and runs with it.

"Bounce"--my then fiancee demanded we go see it.

Benicio--Van Damme is Jesus; we both know it... for proof, check out "Double Impact", one of the best crappy movies of all time.

Greekfreak · Joined: 25 May 2003

SirFink · Joined: 05 Mar 2006

Stayin' Alive -- the sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Directed by Sylvester Stalone. Soundtrack by his brother, Frank Stalone. Do I need to say anything more?

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

yingwenlaoshi · Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!

pest2 · Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada

d war?

yingwenlaoshi · Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!

peppermint · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:53 am Post subject:

If I'm hungover enough I'll sit through just about anything, so I've seen some godawful movies.
the current contenders for worst movie I've seen in recent memory are:

Rumor has it I felt queasier after watching it, it was that bad

or The Devil's Rejects I considered burying it in the back yard so everyone in the house would forget about it.

the thing is, I had very low expectations for these movies, and was still horrified

mistermasan · Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

worst movie? simple. the film that killed j-lo AND jane fonda's big screen careers: monster-in-law.

bad in every way.

PBEnglish · Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Location: Shanghai

Some of these are actual crap movies, but it seems to me that ALOT of them are just mediocre crap that shouldn't be on a worst list. In my opinion, here are the 10 worst movies I've ever seen (in no particular order)

"Last House on the Left": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068833/ . I like Wes Craven's horror flicks, but this was just gruesome to sit through. And the fact that it's somehow supposed to be an homage to "The Virgin Springs" is really beyond me.
"Freddy Got Fingered" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240515/ . Hmmm...watching Tom Green swing a baby around a room whilst still attached to the umbilical cord? Yup, my idea of top entertainment!
"No Holds Barred" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987/. I can't even begin to describe just how bad this is... I saw it when I was 11 and a huge wrestling fan, and it was STILL shit then.
"Caligula" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080491/ . So let's see...we'll get classically trained actors like Peter O'Toole, John Gielgud, Helen Mirren and Malcom McDowell and make a movie about Caligula? Good idea...but then we'll seperately film hardcore porn scenes and edit them into the movie without informing the main stars...ADD ontop of that, that the producer (Bob Guiccione of "Penthouse" magazine *ahem* fame) then reedited the movie out of sequence...this movie is just impossible to watch.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078239/. I love The Beatles. I love Aerosmith and I thought George Burns was a comic genius, but man does this movie SUCK. Not even the onscreen death of one of the BeeGee's makes this watchable!
"House of the dead" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/ Video game movie? Directed by Uwe Boll? Why am I not surprised this was shit?
"Jaws: The Revenge" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093300/. So, let me get this straight. The descendant of the shark from the first movie holds a grudge against Martin Brody's widow from the original "Jaws" and decides to track her from Martha's Vinyard to the Carribean? Perfectly normal behaviour for a shark.
"Hobgoblins" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089280/. Cheeeeeesy ripoff of Gremlins. Only way to watch this is to watch the MST3K version. NEVER try to watch the non spoofed version. It will hurt you.
"The Conqueror" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049092/. John Wayne playing Genghis Khan. Makes sense. Not only is this movie awful, it ended up causing 91 of the 220 actors/crew members to develop cancer (it was filmed near an old nuke testing ground).
"Batman and Robin" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/. So bad that George Clooney has said in interviews that he will personally refund people their money if they approach him (sure, that's hyperbole, but when the STAR of the movie says that, you know it's gotta suck)

Kimchi Cowboy · Joined: 17 Sep 2006

Anything Michael Bay. Same for Jerry Bruckheimer.