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karma police · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:07 am Post subject: the 'rather be' thread...

ok, a user posts a choice of 2, the next user chooses one, justifies the choice then posts another choice of 2...

example:

user 1: would you rather be a man or a woman?

user 2: a man because men don't bleed like women do. would you rather be a cop or a criminal?

user 3: a cop because cops get free dounuts...

me 1st,

would you rather be extremely physically attractive or exceptionally intelligent?

karma police · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:18 am Post subject:

oh, users can also use rather have...

i.e. would you rather have herpes or gonorrhea? Cool

dutchy pink · Joined: 06 Feb 2007 Location: Incheon

extremely physically attractive. being super smart hasn't done much good for me lately.

would you have rather been Stalin or Pol Pot?

karma police · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:29 am Post subject:

stalin, Russian chicks rock my world...

would you rather be drunk or stoned? Wink

Xerxes · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:16 pm Post subject:

I'll help this dying thread, and maybe it will perk:

I'd rather be drunk; I never really liked the paranoia that went with the high and the odd bad highs from impure junk, although I have never inhaled Rolling Eyes

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Would you rather be an idiot hottie, or an intelligent quasimoto (you would be very rich either as a pin-up model or as a well-published writer, and in either case your idiocy or your scary looks would be known world-wide and richly reviled therein)?

The Sphinx says choose. Twisted Evil

Czarjorge · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:

Quasimoto. If you're a well-known, and rich, author your quality of life would not be affected by your physical appearance. (re: Bukowski) Plus, there's the chance that freaky ladies that like humps will... well hump you. (sorry, it's bad, but so am i.)

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? (in the spirit of the holiday.)

The evil penguin · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject:

VanIslander · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject:

Qinella · Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib

Big_Bird · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject:

Not much of a choice. Confused

I suppose, speaking as a lady, the penis thumb would be more useful...sigh.

Would you rather be a lady boy in Bangkok or a woolly sheep in Auckland?

Atavistic · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:19 pm Post subject:

Big_Bird · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

Aurora_Redwinters · Joined: 27 Oct 2007 Location: Florida

Puke. Easier to clean up actually.

Would you rather discover the Fountain of Youth or have the Midas touch?

cbclark4 · Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Location: Masan

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail.
Yes I would.
If I could,
I surely would.

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.
Yes I would.
If I only could,
I surely would.

CHORUS
Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world
Its saddest sound,
Its saddest sound.

I'd rather be a forest than a street.
Yes I would.
If I could,
I surely would.

I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet,
Yes I would.
If I only could,
I surely would.

CHORUS

Paul Simon/Jorge Milchberg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZCqo0kQT9DQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QzL_y3rn43M

Big_Bird · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: