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Something Weird Happened Today
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
I don't buy ANY of this story.


Me too.

The OP's an attention starved moron. Why did he have to mention what he was buying at the convenience store?
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RJjr



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe the OP.

Although my story doesn't contain public sex and only remotely relates to the thread, I want to share it anyway.

Last October, I had left COEX and was going to get on the subway to go to my hood (Gangdong). After I made it down the steps and was walking on the platform, I heard a guy trying to get my attention. It was a middle-aged drunk man that looked somewhat Korean, but also with European features as well sitting on one of the benches. At first, I thought he was a drunk trying to start some *beep*, but I talked to him anyway. It ended up he was trying to just be a nice guy. I was wearing a Tennessee Vols t-shirt and he started talking about Tennessee and music. There was this totally hotassed girl in her twenties beside of him who was doing a lot of translating for us, even though he spoke a decent amount of English. I mean, she was hot, one of the prettiest chicks I've seen in Korea.

The eastbound train finally came and he got on motioning for us to join him. The chick said that she had to wait on a friend and I said I wanted to get some coffee. The train departed with him in it and I walked over to the coffee machine to pick out a selection. I mainly just stayed hoping to meet the chick and the stars were perfectly aligned that night. She came over to the machine and started talking with me and we exchanged phone numbers. She said that the man was a businessman in town from Belgium and she had just had a business lunch with him at a restaurant in the Hotel Intercontinental.

I didn't think anything of it until months later when she was asking me what I thought about her the first time I saw her. I told her with heartfelt honesty, "I thought you were the most beautiful woman in Korea, and I was jealous of the guy you were with, because I thought you two were a couple." She then said that he had been a drunk guy who had bothered her on the street for directions and had followed her to the subway.

My intuition leads me to think that she might possibly be some type of high-end prostitute, perhaps. It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.
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Scotticus



Joined: 18 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RJjr wrote:
It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.


I like when people try and act honest and genuine, but really they're just setting up a thinly veiled excuse to brag about their "awesome" sexual past.
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RJjr



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Turning on a Lamp

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scotticus wrote:
RJjr wrote:
It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.


I like when people try and act honest and genuine, but really they're just setting up a thinly veiled excuse to brag about their "awesome" sexual past.


I don't care if she's a prostitute because I've hired so many over the years. It's hardly something to "brag" about. Really, who can't get some when they're paying for it? Laughing
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this the first day something weird happened? Or the first weird day something happened?

OP, something about your post made me think...either you are boring, depressive, boringly depressive or depressively boring. One of those...
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you were going to the store for a carton of milk and a packet of condoms from your apartment, eh? That's really interesting. Were you picking your nose, too?

And you didn't finish. The packet of condoms from your aparment did what? Went missing?

What were you thinking right before you saw the couple? I really want to know.
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw. He gave 'em to the 50-year-old stud muffin.















...Who was banging his girlfriend in the elevator. Who actually was his sister, and a stripper.....and a hooker. Evidently, he spent too much money on 'milk'.

Not to worry, he'll get his paycheck in a few days and will have a girlfriend all over again.
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RJjr



Joined: 17 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually liked the OP's story and his attention to detail. Besides, it's his job to report these types of incidents. He's the Whistleblower.
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whatever



Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RJjr wrote:
I actually liked the OP's story and his attention to detail. Besides, it's his job to report these types of incidents. He's the Whistleblower.


I'm just f-ing with you, RJ...I wish his attention to detail included continued sleuthing*.









*Minus the part about the adjoshi.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RJjr wrote:
I actually liked the OP's story and his attention to detail. Besides, it's his job to report these types of incidents. He's the Whistleblower.


And, from what I've heard, whistles ain't all he's blowing these days.

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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RJjr wrote:
My intuition leads me to think that she might possibly be some type of high-end prostitute, perhaps. It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.


Yeah, I'm always amazed at how few cradle robbers I see in Korea. I'm 41, my GF is 30 and she's the oldest woman I've ever dated. (I sure don't mind women in their 30s, I would prefer a woman in her 30s with a career, but it always ends up the women in their 20s are the ones most attracted to me.) But in Korea, you don't see many olders guys still single and poaching down. So a 50 year old on top of a 20 year old, either she's a prostitute or his secretary.
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Patrique



Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Location: Sajik-dong, Busan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scotticus wrote:
RJjr wrote:
It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.


I like when people try and act honest and genuine, but really they're just setting up a thinly veiled excuse to brag about their "awesome" sexual past.


Even more thinly veiled is when a miserable, repressed person comes down hard on someone for sharing a personal story
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee



Joined: 17 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Even more thinly veiled is when a miserable, repressed person comes down hard on someone for sharing a personal story


Haha. Nicely done!
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Bill Brasky



Joined: 13 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patrique wrote:
Scotticus wrote:
RJjr wrote:
It doesn't bother me and I don't think any less of her, especially given my own sexual history, but the 50ish guy with the 20ish female just reminded me of this, so I thought I would share.


I like when people try and act honest and genuine, but really they're just setting up a thinly veiled excuse to brag about their "awesome" sexual past.


Even more thinly veiled is when a miserable, repressed person comes down hard on someone for sharing a personal story



pwned
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cbclark4



Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much milk can you fit in a condom?
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