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Santiago
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:03 pm Post subject: Seen in the Men's room today at lunchy |
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A K-teacher standing at a urinal, pissing with one hand and brushing his teeth with the other....  |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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What a time saver!!!
I'll keep that in mind as I stumble into the bathroom tomorrow morning! |
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curlygirl

Joined: 26 Mar 2007 Location: Pundang, Seohyeon dong
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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Who says men can't multi task eh? Hat's off to that man  |
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ceesgetdegrees
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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I'd do that but given the size, i need to use both hands when in action. Yep. my toothbrush is that friggen big. |
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Faunaki
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: Shock |
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Today in the women's middle school bathroom I came across diarrhea on the floor. There wasn't a lot, just a little. I almost stepped in it and my skirt, which is long, almost brushed against it.
Only teachers use that bathroom.  |
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anyway

Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:48 am Post subject: |
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I once went into a bathroom and heard my boss in one stall, talking on his cell phone as he was pinching large loaves in the toilet. So the next time you're chatting with your Korean friend and hear splashing... |
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andrew

Joined: 30 Jan 2003
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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Last edited by andrew on Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:06 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:33 am Post subject: |
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anyway wrote: |
I once went into a bathroom and heard my boss in one stall, talking on his cell phone as he was pinching large loaves in the toilet. So the next time you're chatting with your Korean friend and hear splashing... |
That totally grosses me out. None of my Korean friends has ever done it as far as I know, but I'd promptly hang up on them if they did. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: |
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I just love you enter a bathroom. The line of stalls are occupied and everyone is in there taking a crap and talking on their cell phones |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005 Location: the crib
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:30 am Post subject: |
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This thread is amazing. More stories, plz!
p.s. "lunchy" hehe.. don't worry, Santi, I caught it. |
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee

Joined: 17 Jun 2007
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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anyway wrote: |
I once went into a bathroom and heard my boss in one stall, talking on his cell phone as he was pinching large loaves in the toilet. So the next time you're chatting with your Korean friend and hear splashing... |
That's grounds for ending the friendship right there. Damn. Fark multi-tasking, concentrate on one thing at a time! |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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andrew wrote: |
A few days ago on an express bus from Jecheon into Gangnam, an older Korean man evidently got desperate to urinate on the bus. Took a small black plastic baggie and went into the last row of seats where no one was sitting, peed and tied off the bag, left it in the elastic netting on the back of the seat. Gross!
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Yes. And if they don't, put'em in a strangle hold until they do or pass out then the bus is all yours. |
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genezorm

Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Location: Mokpo
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: Re: Shock |
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Faunaki wrote: |
Today in the women's middle school bathroom I came across diarrhea on the floor. There wasn't a lot, just a little. I almost stepped in it and my skirt, which is long, almost brushed against it.
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I had a similar experience. We have a teachers only bathroom at my school, and their is only one western toilet, the rest are squats. I only use the western style....so one day I check it out and someone shat all over the toilet seat. Now I don't mean a little, and it was all over the back of the seat....I have no idea what the dude who did it was thinking or doing. |
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Boodleheimer

Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Location: working undercover for the Man
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: Shock |
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genezorm wrote: |
I had a similar experience. We have a teachers only bathroom at my school, and their is only one western toilet, the rest are squats. I only use the western style....so one day I check it out and someone shat all over the toilet seat. Now I don't mean a little, and it was all over the back of the seat....I have no idea what the dude who did it was thinking or doing. |
a friend of mine worked at Radio Free Europe and they had a lot of reporters from Central Asia who had never seen western-style toilets before. the management had to get someone to do a little lesson on how to use them -- everything from 'don't stand on the seat' to 'put the used toilet paper in the toilet.'
two years ago, some co-workers at the Chinese uni i was working at had some students over. when the students left, they also left shoe prints on the toilet seat.
--ceesgetdegrees: the friggin big toothbrush comment was HILARIOUS.-- |
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dogbert

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: Killbox 90210
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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twg wrote: |
anyway wrote: |
I once went into a bathroom and heard my boss in one stall, talking on his cell phone as he was pinching large loaves in the toilet. So the next time you're chatting with your Korean friend and hear splashing... |
That totally grosses me out. None of my Korean friends has ever done it as far as I know, but I'd promptly hang up on them if they did. |
C'mon, it's not like LG has invented a scratch'n'sniff phone........yet. |
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