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Seen in the Men's room today at lunchy
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not so unusual, I do it all the time...if you're in there you might as well kill two birds at once... Very Happy
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Faunaki



Joined: 15 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:42 pm    Post subject: Crusty Reply with quote

I forgot to mention the droplets of blood I always find on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom. All hard and crusty, plain for everyone's view. Love it, especially after I've had a slight case of food poisioning from my school lunch. Confused
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Far TOO much information, that... Confused
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jackson7



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: Kim Jong Il's Future Fireball

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was at a urinal in a bar when a Korean guy pulled up next to me eating an ice cream cone. He saw me, got a big smile on his face, and put his ice cream down ON TOP OF THE URINAL so that he could shake hands with me, asking, "Where from?" (which of course, I didn't accept and left after quickly washing my hands, which also probably was a dead-giveaway that I'm a foreigner). I couldn't believe it, but it kept me laughing for the rest of the night after I saw him exit a short time after still eating the cone. Wow.
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nobbyken



Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

spliff wrote:
Not so unusual, I do it all the time...if you're in there you might as well kill two birds at once... Very Happy


I did it once or twice too, if in a rush to go somewhere after lunch.

Doesn't look so bad, if you remember that only the hand with the toothbrush is supposed to be moving. Shocked
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Crusty Reply with quote

Faunaki wrote:
I forgot to mention the droplets of blood I always find on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom. All hard and crusty, plain for everyone's view. Love it, especially after I've had a slight case of food poisioning from my school lunch. Confused


A lot of fights in the women's bathroom?
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Crusty Reply with quote

Pak Yu Man wrote:
Faunaki wrote:
I forgot to mention the droplets of blood I always find on the toilet seat in the women's bathroom. All hard and crusty, plain for everyone's view. Love it, especially after I've had a slight case of food poisioning from my school lunch. Confused


A lot of fights in the women's bathroom?


yeah, a lot of ovary-on-ovary action....
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to work in Housekeeping in a hospital back home, and I eventually got the supervisor position. If you want gross bathroom stories, I'm your man.

My favorite one involves getting a call for a clean-up in the bathroom closest to the lobby/entrance. I got there to find a small, two-stall men's bathroom, with a few urinals and sinks. There was a U-shaped trail of diarrhea leading from one stall, making a perfect U-turn into the next stall, with one stall receiving a generous amount on the seat and side of the bowl.

One of the housekeepers, whom I'd called to do the actual clean-up, and I stood there, trying to figure out what the hell had happened that someone would shit all over the god-damned place like that, when we noticed that the stall that had received less "damage" had no toilet paper left. We deduced that the suspect must have noticed this and made a dash for the next stall, presumably holding their pants around their knees, and didn't quite make it.

Oh, and for the record, women's public bathrooms are way more vile than men's. Trust me.
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BigBuds



Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Location: Changwon

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hanson wrote:
Oh, and for the record, women's public bathrooms are way more vile than men's. Trust me.


100% agree with that!

I use to manage nightclubs long ago and at the end of the night we'd check the bathrooms for empty glasses and passed out drunks, and the womens bathroom was BY FAR the filthiest and smelliest.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dogbert wrote:
C'mon, it's not like LG has invented a scratch'n'sniff phone........yet.


Mmm.. your perfume smells delicious. Ok, now put it up to your.. you know..

Maldoandei! I'm not gonna do that!

Come on~ sugar, do it for oppa..
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigBuds wrote:
Hanson wrote:
Oh, and for the record, women's public bathrooms are way more vile than men's. Trust me.


100% agree with that!

I use to manage nightclubs long ago and at the end of the night we'd check the bathrooms for empty glasses and passed out drunks, and the womens bathroom was BY FAR the filthiest and smelliest.


Absolutely. In high school I used to work in a grocery store and they made me clean the bathrooms. The women's bathroom would have sheit all over the place. Men's bathroom usually decent, as far as public bathrooms go.
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