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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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 Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:30 am Post subject: Game: Rate My Troll |
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Go for it...anybody can win. Let's say, on a scale of one  to ten ...who can out-troll the best of 'em on this board? |
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yingwenlaoshi
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:44 am Post subject: |
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Honorable mention:
Whatever.
By the way, you're a good looking girl. What do you look like in jeans? |
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Masta_Don
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Location: Hyehwa-dong, Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:48 am Post subject: |
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Pfft. Like the socks I use to soak up the beer from my floor, you are there to suck up my filth...or something along those lines.
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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 Nice. I'm sure most males on this board would hit Hyori!
So, I was spitting on ground in a crowd today and this adjuma walked right into it...duh!...watch where you're going!...whilst she hobbled through the crosswalk...
And she had a problem with it. Started yelling all this gibberish gook language at me. Hit me with her cane, real freakin' hard. How rude! What is it with these people? Don't they know that spitting is considerate? I'm just trying to keep with the norms, you know, clear my throat so I can babble right back at you in whatever it is you're saying. It's a big priority of mine, since I'm a guest, to fit in. Sheesh...
I showed her my teeth as a sign of submission. I mean, we're all primates, aren't we? That's what we do. 
This is my country, too. I'm a gyopo. And a Christian one, at that! The nerve. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd have to give you a . If you want to be a class act, you're going to have to up your game considerably. |
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jackson7
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: Kim Jong Il's Future Fireball
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| I have an interview in Ilsan at some place called St. Andrews...it looks pretty good. Should I take the job? |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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I have a rash. I think my K-girlfriend gave it to me. Do you know any good doctors in Bundang?
Also, where can I buy a cell phone in Korea? Thanks! |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject: Re: Game: Rate My Troll |
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I just came to say fu-ck you!
The Man With the Plan is Uncle Racetraitor!
Pass by and say hello.
Aren't you tired of sucking moderator di-ck?
If you're tired of the taste of co-ck, then post here:
Uncle Racetraitor Rules the World and Gets all the Bab-i-Li-Cious Chicks!
Uncle Racetraitor Loves You!
Throw Him a Bone! |
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Jizzo T. Clown
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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My coteacher wants me to teach "Christian" songs, like "Jesus Loves Me" and "Old Rugged Cross." I told him it's against my beliefs, and he said I must because it's in my contract, but my contract is all in Korean.
Should I quit?
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| I have a rash. I think my K-girlfriend gave it to me. Do you know any good doctors in Bundang? |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Jizzo T. Clown wrote: |
My coteacher wants me to teach "Christian" songs, like "Jesus Loves Me" and "Old Rugged Cross." I told him it's against my beliefs, and he said I must because it's in my contract, but my contract is all in Korean.
Should I quit? |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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SO I'm going to come to Korea and work hard. My girlfrind has no degree. Can she work with no problems? Anyone know where she can work?
Edit: I also heard it was easy to get young girls in Korea. Is that true?
(too soon?) |
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endofthewor1d
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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| where can i buy a normal-sized condom in this country? i've tried using a 20 liter garbage bag, but that barely covered the tip of my white manhood. |
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knee-highs
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: yes
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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This whole rate the Troll thread has been done before. Because of all this inane rubbish, I have lately stopped posting to this boorish middle-class monkey house.
The OP is obviously trawling for compliments on his "trolling" abilities. Quite honestly I find his remarks border on the caustic rather than the clever. |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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| knee-highs wrote: |
| I have lately stopped posting |
Evidently, not.
I met this k-girl who wants to give me head..... what should I do? |
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jetrash
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks
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justanotherday
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dood. i feel like such a stalker checkin out these hot expat girls in korea.
don't tell me native korean guys took them already! im a kyopo ! they're supposed to be mine mine!
people who hide their nationalities in general are shady
...if he is ethnically korean, or has korean citizenship, then okay.
its just shady when people pretend to be a nationality they are not online.
makes no difference from a chinese troll who pretends to be korean. when they are not.
why not be open and straight up about it? u know?
a lot of people do view dave's as a hate filled, angry waeguk, with a sense of superiority who in essence hate korea because people do not automatically bow down to them because they are white, type of people
man, me and my friends we spent $750 going drinking and clubbing last saturday. it was a cheap night too.
of course we payed for everyone. two of the girls (stubborn) pitched in 120 at 일차. well one was chinese... no wonder.
my korean friend has italian wife who works and brings home $$$ money and she wants him to stay at home and look handsome and work out make muscle for her...
i need to meet someone like her!!! why oh why i have such bad luck!
i just don't understand mean spirited, snide insults that seem to pour out of some people day and night.
spain first colonized phillipines, got them used to roman languages and roman script and latin based words, and american colonization took that one step further. HAPPY NOW? sheesh!
the statistics i saw for filipino americans were that second generation filipinos, born in america, have the highest sat verbal out of all ethnicities. like i said, when i find it again, i will post it. but generally, APA SAT scores include a wide variety of ethnicities, and generations, and nationalities. so its not a very specific statistic.
the male esl teachers or teach english as their profession... 99% of them are crazy and have mental issues or are just plain stupid.even tho i never got a warning at daves , and haven't posted there for four months, they still think of me as Attila the Hun, "the Scourge of God".
they are still more scared of me than the japanese were scared of america post-hiroshima.
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...and then the tiny jad exploded in his mummas basement and became the king of the world. |
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