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Favourite Dave's Posters - Your Top Five
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twg



Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
scrotum wrote:


Not entirely sure what you're on about here man....do these imaginary people haunt you at night or something? Or are they puppets you make out of popsicle sticks and loose hair you find in your shower drain?

FYI, I have a rather high, squeaky voice, so keep that in mind when I make a cameo in your twisted little puppet play taking place this Saturday night in the back alley behind Kim Bap Chung Goo. If all goes well reward yourself with a few nice, partially smoked cigarette butts. You deserve it.


When I read stuff like this, it becomes all the more befuddling why Dave Sperling refuses to grant me a sock.

You haven't shown yourself dedicated enough to the cause of madness.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

twg wrote:
kermo wrote:
scrotum wrote:


Not entirely sure what you're on about here man....do these imaginary people haunt you at night or something? Or are they puppets you make out of popsicle sticks and loose hair you find in your shower drain?

FYI, I have a rather high, squeaky voice, so keep that in mind when I make a cameo in your twisted little puppet play taking place this Saturday night in the back alley behind Kim Bap Chung Goo. If all goes well reward yourself with a few nice, partially smoked cigarette butts. You deserve it.


When I read stuff like this, it becomes all the more befuddling why Dave Sperling refuses to grant me a sock.

You haven't shown yourself dedicated enough to the cause of madness.


Socks are for schizophrenic people. I'm amazed that people really have that much time that they can be two/three people. And then I think what's the point. Then I have a nap. Then I wake up. Then I go to Ghent to buy a cheese horse. I married that horse because she was giving me the eye. Yeh that one!
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back on topic...

I feel funny naming my favourite posters because I might be excluding some terrific people (or people who were under the impression that I found them terrific.) Also, there are posters I adore online who have not dazzled me in real life, and posters I have despised or ignored online who turn out to be very nice people in person.

Instead, I'll just describe my favourite sort of poster, and you'll know who you are.

I like a poster who is able to get confrontational without getting personal or uppity. Creativity, panache or just plain ballsiness is also a major plus. I appreciate posters who aren't afraid to tell a story from the heart, and lay it all on the line. People who can take criticism graciously are my hero.

And for reasons I find it hard to explain, I also really really like The Rapacious Mr. Batstove.
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think this thread is bollocks. There are too many people I like, and I'm not going to arse about putting them into some exulted order. Bugger that.
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
I think this thread is bollocks. There are too many people I like, and I'm not going to arse about putting them into some exulted order. Bugger that.


Maybe I should've made a poll?
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livinginkunsan



Joined: 02 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
I think this thread is bollocks. There are too many people I like, and I'm not going to arse about putting them into some exulted order. Bugger that.


Don't get all crusty, someone will pick as their favorite poster.... someday Cool
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Big_Bird



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

livinginkunsan wrote:
Big_Bird wrote:
I think this thread is bollocks. There are too many people I like, and I'm not going to arse about putting them into some exulted order. Bugger that.


Don't get all crusty, someone will pick as their favorite poster.... someday Cool


Someone already has. Razz
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm the top poster, but I prefer not to be acknowledged as such by others ('cause it's hard to stay humble ... Cool )
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Vicissitude



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Location: Chef School

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bramble wrote:
kermo wrote:
scrotum wrote:


Not entirely sure what you're on about here man....do these imaginary people haunt you at night or something? Or are they puppets you make out of popsicle sticks and loose hair you find in your shower drain?

FYI, I have a rather high, squeaky voice, so keep that in mind when I make a cameo in your twisted little puppet play taking place this Saturday night in the back alley behind Kim Bap Chung Goo. If all goes well reward yourself with a few nice, partially smoked cigarette butts. You deserve it.


When I read stuff like this, it becomes all the more befuddling why Dave Sperling refuses to grant me a sock.


Maybe you need a catchier user name?

Such as, "Lead Moderator?" Idea
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newton kabiddles



Joined: 31 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dome Vans is that the Ghent in New York?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

newton kabiddles wrote:
Dome Vans is that the Ghent in New York?


Nope that's Ghent in Belgium. Is there Ghent in NY?
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Jizzo T. Clown



Joined: 27 Mar 2006
Location: at my wit's end

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vicissitude wrote:

Such as, "Lead Moderator?" Idea


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That would definitely explain the decline of Dave's as of late--allowing threads on arse-licking to go for pages while deleting threads (like scooter accidents and what to do) that some might find useful. Well done.
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crazy_arcade



Joined: 05 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big_Bird wrote:
SPINOZA wrote:
livinginkunsan wrote:
1. Osangirl
2. trevor_collins
3. Capt_porridge
4. Gord
5. Toby


God I bet those pathetic losers are still in Korea Rolling Eyes

To torture them I lust, to singe their hair, and up their nostrils hot bananas thrust.


Osangirl has long since left Korea, and trevor_collins will probably leave soon.


trevor_collins, has also travelled more in the world than the rest of the board combined. He used his time in Korea to do what he loves.
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Bramble



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: National treasures need homes

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jizzo T. Clown wrote:
Vicissitude wrote:

Such as, "Lead Moderator?" Idea


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That would definitely explain the decline of Dave's as of late--allowing threads on arse-licking to go for pages while deleting threads (like scooter accidents and what to do) that some might find useful. Well done.


I didn't follow the scooter thread, but ... ummm ...

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Vicissitude



Joined: 27 Feb 2007
Location: Chef School

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bramble wrote:
Jizzo T. Clown wrote:
Vicissitude wrote:

Such as, "Lead Moderator?" Idea


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That would definitely explain the decline of Dave's as of late--allowing threads on arse-licking to go for pages while deleting threads (like scooter accidents and what to do) that some might find useful. Well done.


I didn't follow the scooter thread, but ... ummm ...

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes


Little FYI, it was about Qinella driving home drunk (not once but twice), getting into a wreck, insisting that a car hit him though he can't remember, whining on and on about how Koreans didn't stop to help his drunk ass up and then whining because quite a few posters on here ridiculed him for drinking and driving. When his story became suspect, the thread was deleted. He's been making up a lot of stories on here that seem rather unbelievable.

Oh, I almost forget, he also went to the extent of accusing people of stealing his beer, cigs, Ipod etc. at the scene of the accident. BUT he didn't even noticed they were gone until he got home.


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