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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
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 Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. Therefore Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag.
My friend told me that douchebag Wolf made up his name, so it's a fake name, in which case the choice of "Wolf" is strongly indicative of douchebagginess being the motivating factor. |
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Hanson
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| SPINOZA wrote: |
And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. Therefore Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag.
My friend told me that douchebag Wolf made up his name, so it's a fake name, in which case the choice of "Wolf" is strongly indicative of douchebagginess being the motivating factor. |
I'll take "Douchebags" for 400, Alex. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:11 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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Wolf Blitzer, who has the same first name as his maternal grandfather,[1] grew up in Buffalo, New York, the son of Jewish refugees from Poland. |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_Blitzer
I do agree that his name is just too much. He should've changed it to be less powerful when he got into show biz.
Not familiar with his work but I'm willing to bet Larry King and Geraldo Rivera are both bigger douches. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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He is a very dishonest man.
Any comparison to Larry King is unfair. |
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jinju
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
He is a very dishonest man.
Any comparison to Larry King is unfair. |
Larry King is the softest interviewer on TV. Absoluitely pathetic how he serves up easy softballs and never asks a tough question. I bet he'd spend 15 minutes asking about Stalin's hobbies if he got to interview Pappa Joe.
Wolf Blitzer has to have the stupidest name on TV. He would take 2nd place ONLY if some guy named himself Shock and Awe. |
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Hanson
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| jinju wrote: |
| VanIslander wrote: |
He is a very dishonest man.
Any comparison to Larry King is unfair. |
Larry King is the softest interviewer on TV. Absoluitely pathetic how he serves up easy softballs and never asks a tough question. I bet he'd spend 15 minutes asking about Stalin's hobbies if he got to interview Pappa Joe.
Wolf Blitzer has to have the stupidest name on TV. He would take 2nd place ONLY if some guy named himself Shock and Awe. |
I'd've gone with Stone Philips (sp?). |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| jinju wrote: |
| Larry King is the softest interviewer on TV. Absoluitely pathetic how he serves up easy softballs and never asks a tough question. I bet he'd spend 15 minutes asking about Stalin's hobbies if he got to interview Pappa Joe |
Absolutely.
But King doesn't try to be what he isn't. No pretense.
Blitzer's discussion of pro-Israel zionist zeal is almost nonexistent and yet that impulse FUELS the majority of his questioning tactics. His refusal to make his biases apparent, to play the objective card in a veiled way is dishonest from a journalist's perspective.
Not that Wolf is a journalist, first and foremost. He's an activist in sheep's clothing. |
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SPINOZA
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Larry King is an infuriating, crusty old turd. He interrupts guests constantly and points. And I hate the way he rests his chin on his hand. Stupid old cock sucker. |
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RACETRAITOR
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Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Hanson wrote: |
| jinju wrote: |
| VanIslander wrote: |
He is a very dishonest man.
Any comparison to Larry King is unfair. |
Larry King is the softest interviewer on TV. Absoluitely pathetic how he serves up easy softballs and never asks a tough question. I bet he'd spend 15 minutes asking about Stalin's hobbies if he got to interview Pappa Joe.
Wolf Blitzer has to have the stupidest name on TV. He would take 2nd place ONLY if some guy named himself Shock and Awe. |
I'd've gone with Stone Philips (sp?). |
Stone Phillips has a first name that's worse than Wolf, but Phillips is an acceptable last name, whereas Wolf Blitzer is two dumb names that multiply each other's stupidity.
Larry King is an uninformed moron who I don't understand how he became so powerful. Did anyone see his interview with Jerry Seinfeld recently? Also, I recall Larry King supporting and believing in con artists pretending to be psychics. |
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Big_Bird
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| SPINOZA wrote: |
And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. |
Ha. Going on this reasoning, both I am my parents would be considered douchebags.  |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:04 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| SPINOZA wrote: |
And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. |
Ha. Going on this reasoning, both I am my parents would be considered douchebags. |
Well, there's bound to be an exception or two. It's like the Big Bang. So many anomalies but the theory not overthrown.  |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| SPINOZA wrote: |
| Big_Bird wrote: |
| SPINOZA wrote: |
And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. |
Ha. Going on this reasoning, both I am my parents would be considered douchebags. |
Well, there's bound to be an exception or two. It's like the Big Bang. So many anomalies but the theory not overthrown. |
Very diplomatic of you. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| Big_Bird wrote: |
| SPINOZA wrote: |
And I can prove it.
Parents who call their kids unconventional names like "Wolf" are douchebags.
Think about all the biggest freaking douchebags you've ever met for a few minutes. Are you done? Okay, the people, the douchebags you came up with all had STUPID and non-traditional names, did they not?
That's because their parents are douchebags and they've been brought up by douchebags and such a household environment can only lead to one thing: an adult douchebag. |
Ha. Going on this reasoning, both I am my parents would be considered douchebags. |
Judging by how you turned out, Im sure they were. Did your father help serve in Che's army? |
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Jizzo T. Clown
Joined: 27 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: FACT: Wolf Blitzer is a douchebag |
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| jinju wrote: |
Judging by how you turned out, Im sure they were. Did your father help serve in Che's army? |
You are one funny muthafucka, and I love your signature.
What about guys named "Tripp?" I used to know a Tripp. All the girls went crazy for him but the guys all called him "douchebag." |
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