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[DRAMA OVERKILL]

Being a "suspect" pedophile in a widely publicized international manhunt must be kinda embarrassing (and deservingly so [sound familiar???]). Almost as embarrassing as having some poop on your pants at work ( )!!

[Fishead soup]

I split my pants one time while bending over. I was at least 10 kilos heavier than now. I got so many

" You had better lose the weight" and "Why is there so much fat on your body" from other Korean English teachers following that incident.

[mcgeezer]

honestly, what could be more embarrassing than pooping your pants???

[yawarakaijin]

[blondebecky]

How about this one: while I was waiting for the train at Gangnam station the other day, I saw a very attractive Korean girl who'd unfortunately tucked the bottom of her skirt into her underwear. She was completely oblivious to the people pointing, staring and laughing at her...poor thing

[blurgalurgalurga]

I think the most embarrassing would be the dream I had recently in which I was Winona Ryder, and while onstage to present an Academy Award and do my famous ping-pong ball trick, I pooped in my stolen dress.

[R-Seoul]

[shetan]

How about getting caught shagging a bicycle?

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=105070

[davai!]

http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html

This is not mine, but a really good laugh. Enjoy!

[whatever]

[Xerxes]

This actually happened to me and I had not told this to anyone save God. Knowing that I know none of you and needing the therapy of getting this one off of my chest after the 11 years that this has happened, here goes. Do not read beyond this point if you are faint of heart. A warning.

I had arrived in Korea not long ago and apparently had not adjusted well to the food. Sometimes, not well at all. I was teaching at a public middle school where the students are of an age that, shall we say, is very sensitive to situations. I had had one of these culinary incidents and then a more digestive one. I had handled it by junking my undergarment, and since I was about to have class in 10 minutes or so, I decided to buy a new pair after class.

Now, it was an unbearably hot summer and the school has no air conditioning. I had heard from a Korean friend that the locals wear thin clothing to deal with the heat. Since I wanted to dress professionally, I was wearing dress pants made of some really thin material, almost transparent.

At the time, I did not know enough Korean to understand what all the students were talking about in class, but every time I turned around, they just wouldn't stay focused. When I turned around, they were almost explosive in their chatter.

Can you imagine what had happened?

The clothing was so thin that the pants showed a vertical darkness just around the center of my rear causing all the chatter (I had, as usual, just walked into class, passed out a handout, and started writing out the class outline on the board, so they had not seen the more shocking other side, at least not all of them all at once). Now, I had told one of my fellow teachers, a native Korean, that I was not feeling well and she had offered me some digestive medicine earlier. If it were not for that, I would have been fired for suspicion of being some weird pervert.

When I had turned around, I realized that their collective glare was aimed near my lower extremities. Central, in fact.

I was so embarrassed, more so than ever ever before in my life, that the rest of the day is in a haze of unclear memory. I still am shaking a little and there is probably spittle coming from a numb side of my mouth just recalling this traumatic moment.

What the kids had seen was a circular dark area bisected by a vertical lighter area, from the thicker cloth near the zipper. Or, that�s what I imagine that they had seen because I realized what had happened in an instant moment of clarity like no other, almost of literary proportions.

At first, I just stood behind the podium (I never do this preferring a more mobile and dynamic teaching style having me move around the front of the room and sometimes down some of the isles. Because of my awkward and unusual hiding behind the blind, the students now knew that I knew.

I just could not continue to teach class and sputtered through about five more minutes (although it seemed much much longer than that). I had the presence of mind to tell the class to study the worksheet I had handed out (I can just imagine the wave upon wave of realization through the class as they saw me up close and...personal), and walked out to get that all very important piece of clothing. (Strangely, the boxer shorts don't show through but a darkness will!)

I gave some BS excuse and left the school because I could not teach there thereafter. I met that teacher who had given me the medicine years later by accident. We talked about the weather and she smiled at me in an awkward way. I smiled back. We have not met since, thank Gawd!

[inmytree]

[JamesFord]

Man dies after sex with horse


http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1739698,00.html

I don't know about the guy who died, but I'm sure his family would have been quite embarrassed.

[Darashii]

It seems most of the men I talk to feel that having a parent walk in while one was masturbating is the most embarrassing thing they can imagine.

And why is masturbation filtered?

[guido]

I was walking around Emart with my headphones as usual and let one rip...hey it was silent to me but not to the shocked faces of those around...I was embaressed btu I got over it...the classic part was an old korean couple inches away from me waving their hands and pulling a stinky face...