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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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 Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: Why does my new bidet have a remote control? |
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This is a serious question. I'm scratching my head on this one. The control unit on the side can slide out and works remotely.
Why would this feature be necessary? If I am over here, then my azz still needs to be over there. I'm sure there is an easy explanation, but it's eluding me at the moment.
Please help by providing an answer. This could potentially keep me up all night worrying about it, in which case I will post more. Clearly noone wants that.
Thanks.
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:08 am Post subject: Re: Why does my new bidet have a remote control? |
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SuperFly
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| Shittin' from afar....waaaahhhhh! |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| Who wants to be turning to the side to control the many interesting functions on one of those bad boys when you can slip out the remote, face forward, make yourself comfortable and have a *ahem* gay old time? |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:11 am Post subject: |
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I've been operating it with my wife using it. She likes it, but other than this purpose I am still mystified about the remote con.
Maybe that's just it, sex games, and I'm just looking too far into this conundrum for another answer. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:59 am Post subject: |
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It's so you can activate it for guests, whether they're ready for it or not.
If I were you, I'd carry that remote control in my pocket at all times, because you never know who else's bidet that might work with as well!  |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:12 am Post subject: |
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| Son Deureo! wrote: |
It's so you can activate it for guests, whether they're ready for it or not.
If I were you, I'd carry that remote control in my pocket at all times, because you never know who else's bidet that might work with as well! |
Maybe I can walk around the neighborhood setting peoples' toilets off. Koreans love ghost stories. I could create the impetus for an SBS special.
'Oh-mo-mo-mo-mo-. ' |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
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I have a question for you guys...
Weren't you scared the first time you used one of those things?
I found myself tensing-up, as if I were anticipating a really bad ddong-chim or something. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: |
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I was initially tensed up too. I have tried them when I was in Europe, but I was pretty skittish of the Korean product.
However, I am glad to report, the water is the perfect temperature, and it leaves you feeling like you have just traipsed through a virgin glade of ferns during a beautiful spring morning.
I'm either gay or French now. Perhaps both. In my macho defense, it was my wife's idea to buy it, but I have become a little attached to it.
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:45 am Post subject: Re: Why does my new bidet have a remote control? |
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| Atavistic wrote: |
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Exactly. Bidets are hot hot hot |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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I got it...
It so that on really cold days, you can warm the seat from your bed and have a nice warm tush when you drop your morning poo. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Why does my new bidet have a remote control? |
Because some things need to be kicked up from "great" to "Awesome" |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I have had great amusment with those bidet things. They arevery powerful and can squirt water quite far. |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| bassexpander wrote: |
I found myself tensing-up, as if I were anticipating a really bad ddong-chim or something. |
Nah, I thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Who doesn't want a clean ass, especially a robotically clean ass? I'm taking two things from my Asian experience and bringing them home:
1) Floor heating.
2) Bidet. |
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SweetLou
Joined: 26 Sep 2003
Location: mt. bu
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Toilet paper is barbaric and gross.
I'm about to upgrade from the shower-head-azz-wash to the bidet seat. Are there any that don't cost like 200 or 300K? |
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