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[flakfizer]

-Oh, of course everything looks bad if you remember it.


-Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad...and I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.


I love Kent Brockman, here's one of his great deliveries:

-This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the
Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for
highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came
and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was
harassed, we don't know.
Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without
some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it
on.
[screen shows blue house, orange Simpsons watching TV]
Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's
Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. [closeup of turkey]
His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's
literally stewing in his own juices.
[in the studio] Now, here are some results from our phone-in
poll: 95% of the people believe Homer Simpson is guilty. Of
course, this is just a television poll which is not legally
binding, unless proposition 304 passes. And we all pray it will.

[crusher_of_heads]

As an idealist who teaches out leaders of tomorrow, who coudl we not have Ralph Wiggum quotes?

The obvious, that is on my tshirt right now: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

The not so obvious, but arguably best line ever: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[jessie-b]

Anyang, Pussycat! Ooooohoooooh!

[normalcyispasse]

[faster]

[moff12]

Homer: Save me, Jeebus.

Homer: I�m normally not a praying man, but if you�re up there, please save me, Superman.

MARGE: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
HOMER: New glasses?
MARGE: No. He looks like something may be troubling him.
HOMER: Probably misses his old glasses.
MARGE: I�d think that we should get more involved in his activities, but then I�d be afraid of smothering him.
HOMER: Yeah, and then they�d give us the chair.
MARGE: That�s not what I meant.
HOMER: It was Marge, admit it.

And the classic song and dance number:
Homer: You don�t win friends with salad.

[twg]

[crusher_of_heads]

[SuperFly]

Apu and snake visiting the psychologist together:

Apu - He used to rob me two - three times a week, now I'm lucky if I'm lucky if I get it once a month.

Apu - He never initiates it, I have do all the work he just stands there.

psychologist - Now now don't talk through him, talk to him.

snake - Apu sometimes when I rob you, it's like you're not even there.

Apu - That's because you're robbing my brother Sanjai

snake - Apu! I didn't know!

Apu - Oh just shut up!

[Privateer]

"Just because I don't *care* doesn't mean I don't *understand*!" - Homer

[The_Eyeball_Kid]

Chief Wiggum: Nice work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

Lou: Ah, I already am a sergeant, Chief.

[flakfizer]

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

[Don Gately]

Animals are crapping in our houses and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America! That's not even Mexico!

[Boodleheimer]

[Underwaterbob]

From the third episode because I watched it the other day with one of my classes (One of Bart's prank phone calls to Moe):

Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! "I pee freely"! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.