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Male input - Christmas stocking stuffers
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joebj1178514



Joined: 13 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coupons that he can redeem for sexual favors. That's always a nice gift. The freakier, the better.
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SeoulFinn



Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why don't you buy a really nice set of lace stockings and stuff your (hopefully) shapely legs in them and let him unwrap the packet? A present can't get any better than that!
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Samantha



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you have a kinkier/wild side...check out one of the sex shops and pick up something he can use on/with you....and tell him to be creative Smile
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mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kinky side? didn't you catch "condoms he doesn't need he already has a scarf i made him". gulp.

me. i am a guy. and what i would like are some good books. no bookstore to speak of around these parts.
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistermasan wrote:
kinky side? didn't you catch "condoms he doesn't need he already has a scarf i made him". gulp.

me. i am a guy. and what i would like are some good books. no bookstore to speak of around these parts.


Haha way to quote me incorrectly. Those were two separate sentences. Smile

Condoms he doesn't need. We use other forms of contraception.

The scarf comment was in regard to someone saying to get things like gloves, scarves, etc.

Geez Wink
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Samantha



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulShakin wrote:
mistermasan wrote:
kinky side? didn't you catch "condoms he doesn't need he already has a scarf i made him". gulp.

me. i am a guy. and what i would like are some good books. no bookstore to speak of around these parts.


Haha way to quote me incorrectly. Those were two separate sentences. Smile

Condoms he doesn't need. We use other forms of contraception.

The scarf comment was in regard to someone saying to get things like gloves, scarves, etc.

Geez Wink


That's the way I took it, as two seperate things. Figured the not needing comments was because you weren't worried about preventing things and you trusted him for monogamy/health. I took the scarf as an innocent warm winter scarf....though I suppose you could use it for other things as well. The whole sensory side of things. Smile
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here we go again with the womenz posting on this guy thread. HEY!!! She said she wanted MALE input, so get your lips packin' sweety!

I mean it!


I...I...I...Really mean it!!!

Razz
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SuperFly wrote:
Here we go again with the womenz posting on this guy thread. HEY!!! She said she wanted MALE input, so get your lips packin' sweety!

I mean it!


I...I...I...Really mean it!!!

Razz


You need to learn to read, Dog.

This is why I go for cats. Dogs are too dumb.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
SuperFly wrote:
Here we go again with the womenz posting on this guy thread. HEY!!! She said she wanted MALE input, so get your lips packin' sweety!

I mean it!


I...I...I...Really mean it!!!

Razz


You need to learn to read, Dog.

This is why I go for cats. Dogs are too dumb.



That was really, really mean.
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- I don't know how expensive it would be - depends on which one - but how about a magazine subscription, with a card saying it will arrive once a month for a year?

- roach clip Laughing
- tie clip
- BMW key ring
- can't have too many silk ties
- baseball cap
- business card holder
- monogrammed pen is always nice
- small remote-controlled toy car or jeep
- small model plane or ship kit (take him back to his childhood; he'll be embarassed to get this but I'll betcha $20 he'll crack it open and put it together. Laughing)
- small pair of binoculars

Some of this stuff is shit guys would never buy for themselves but it'd be fun to have.

...you're gonna buy him an amp? Geez...he's a lucky guy to have a GF like you. ** envious ** Very Happy


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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you could hold the amp until after christmas. Because it just might be the case that you'll not see OR hear him all day because he'll be doing rifts all day in the garage, on loud volume. Everything else would be a great idea, just not the amp. Smile
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Manner of Speaking wrote:
- I don't know how expensive it would be - depends on which one - but how about a magazine subscription, with a card saying it will arrive once a month for a year?

- roach clip Laughing
- tie clip
- BMW key ring
- can't have too many silk ties
- baseball cap
- business card holder
- monogrammed pen is always nice
- small remote-controlled toy car or jeep
- small model plane or ship kit (take him back to his childhood; he'll be embarassed to get this but I'll betcha $20 he'll crack it open and put it together. Laughing)
- small pair of binoculars

Some of this stuff is *beep* guys would never buy for themselves but it'd be fun to have.

...you're gonna buy him an amp? Geez...he's a lucky guy to have a GF like you. ** envious ** Very Happy


If my girlfriend bought me ANY of this wanky, executive fucking crap, she would be eating a handful of my faeces for her Christmas breakfast.
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dome Vans wrote:
Maybe you could hold the amp until after christmas. Because it just might be the case that you'll not see OR hear him all day because he'll be doing rifts all day in the garage, on loud volume. Everything else would be a great idea, just not the amp. Smile


Tsk. The word is 'riffs', you rawk wannabe.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Eyeball_Kid wrote:
Dome Vans wrote:
Maybe you could hold the amp until after christmas. Because it just might be the case that you'll not see OR hear him all day because he'll be doing rifts all day in the garage, on loud volume. Everything else would be a great idea, just not the amp. Smile


Tsk. The word is 'riffs', you rawk wannabe.


I prefer the words 'electronic mentalist'.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A goose

A whip & handcuffs

Set of headphones for his ipod
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